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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    There is no D: big enough

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    oh

    my

    god

    he stopped jerking off

    I thought, ok, thank god

    TURNS OUT HE WAS FINISHED

    he let out a whistling moan

    now he's back to work!

    BUSINESS AS USUAL I GUESS

    just needed to take the edge off

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wait, so he spackled the inside of his underpants and now is working like nothing happened? How the fuck do you not go to the bathroom and clean up a bit?

    What a fucking sicko.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    QUICK

    craziest places you have ever done it/jerked it

    Straight out the crown of the Statue of Liberty.

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This is a good thread to waste class time with.

    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    oh

    my

    god

    he stopped jerking off

    I thought, ok, thank god

    TURNS OUT HE WAS FINISHED

    he let out a whistling moan

    now he's back to work!

    BUSINESS AS USUAL I GUESS
    now it's your turn to scream "I NEED A CLEANUP ON AISLE 3"

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  • Mr. ButtonsMr. Buttons Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    QUICK

    craziest places you have ever done it/jerked it

    library, across from some guy writing about it on a forum who keeps taking pictures of me

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    lock and chatlog immediately

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  • edited November 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Wait, so he spackled the inside of his underpants and now is working like nothing happened? How the fuck do you not go to the bathroom and clean up a bit?

    What a fucking sicko.

    tantric self love

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    oh

    my

    god

    he stopped jerking off

    I thought, ok, thank god

    TURNS OUT HE WAS FINISHED

    he let out a whistling moan

    now he's back to work!

    BUSINESS AS USUAL I GUESS
    now it's your turn to scream "I NEED A CLEANUP ON AISLE 3"

    Ask him if he's ever seen the end of 6th Sense when Bruce Willis was dead.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    This is a good thread to [strike]waste class time with.[/strike] masturbate to ironically

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This is some soylent green shit right here.

    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    oh

    my

    god

    he stopped jerking off

    I thought, ok, thank god

    TURNS OUT HE WAS FINISHED

    he let out a whistling moan

    now he's back to work!

    BUSINESS AS USUAL I GUESS
    now it's your turn to scream "I NEED A CLEANUP ON AISLE 3"

    Ask him if he's ever seen the end of 6th Sense when Bruce Willis was dead.
    or hell, fuck it and just play the song on your laptop

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The guy has no insurance, so he had to sell his house to pay for treatment. You awful, awful person.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    He was just doing what the paperclip told him to do

    "Hey, you've done some good work today. Why don't you take a quick break and reward yourself? We can finish this later..."

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yep. Reported for awesome.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    He was just doing what the paperclip told him to do

    "Hey, you've done some good work today. Why don't you take a quick break and reward yourself? We can finish this later..."

    It looks like you want to rub one out. Do you need help with that?

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This girl I knew would finger herself in church for the

    'rush'

    GO CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL


    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
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  • General NemoGeneral Nemo Grand Poobah of Ancient Lurkers In the jungle the mighty jungleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The police should handle this

    With guns

    Or bear mace.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The police should handle this

    With guns

    Or bear mace.

    I read this as beer mace initially. I was very disappointed upon further inspection.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    The police should handle this

    With guns

    Or bear mace.

    I read this as beer mace initially. I was very disappointed upon further inspection.

    until you found out it's a mace that is also a bear

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    edited November 2009

    Seriously, start playing this song through your computer speakers.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    The police should handle this

    With guns

    Or bear mace.

    I read this as beer mace initially. I was very disappointed upon further inspection.

    until you found out it's a mace that is also a bear

    A mace that shoots bears that shoot maces that shoot bears that shoot maces that shoot bears.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »

    Seriously, start playing this song through your computer speakers.

    no this.
    I Touch Myself

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »

    Seriously, start playing this song through your computer speakers.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ladies and gentlemen of the thread

    he is now doing the crossword of today's paper

    he just asked me if I knew f scott fitzgerald's wife's name

    I looked at him, into his dewey eyes

    a few seconds passed, and, barely audibly, I sad "Zelda"

    the ghost of a smile played across his face and he replied

    "Thanks for the help"

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    skull man you don't need to go to school anymore, you'll make it big in gay porn

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  • tastypastrytastypastry Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    ladies and gentlemen of the thread

    he is now doing the crossword of today's paper

    he just asked me if I knew f scott fitzgerald's wife's name

    I looked at him, into his dewey eyes

    a few seconds passed, and, barely audibly, I sad "Zelda"

    the ghost of a smile played across his face and he replied

    "Thanks for the help"

    oh my goodness.

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  • edited November 2009
    would you say he gave you a smouldering look

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    ladies and gentlemen of the thread

    he is now doing the crossword of today's paper

    he just asked me if I knew f scott fitzgerald's wife's name

    I looked at him, into his dewey eyes

    a few seconds passed, and, barely audibly, I sad "Zelda"

    the ghost of a smile played across his face and he replied

    "Thanks for the help"

    It's dangerous to go alone.

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  • General NemoGeneral Nemo Grand Poobah of Ancient Lurkers In the jungle the mighty jungleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    The police should handle this

    With guns

    Or bear mace.

    I read this as beer mace initially. I was very disappointed upon further inspection.

    until you found out it's a mace that is also a bear

    This is what I am talking about.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now he's back at it

    I'm out

    game over man, game over

    I am not going to sit here and let this man come to term again

    I am OUT

    OF

    HERE

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    ladies and gentlemen of the thread

    he is now doing the crossword of today's paper

    he just asked me if I knew f scott fitzgerald's wife's name

    I looked at him, into his dewey eyes

    a few seconds passed, and, barely audibly, I sad "Zelda"

    the ghost of a smile played across his face and he replied

    "Thanks for the help"

    sc.jpgsc.jpg
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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    ladies and gentlemen of the thread

    he is now doing the crossword of today's paper

    he just asked me if I knew f scott fitzgerald's wife's name

    I looked at him, into his dewey eyes

    a few seconds passed, and, barely audibly, I sad "Zelda"

    the ghost of a smile played across his face and he replied

    "Thanks for the help"

    oh god

    skull man

    what of he was beating off to you?

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    ladies and gentlemen of the thread

    he is now doing the crossword of today's paper

    he just asked me if I knew f scott fitzgerald's wife's name

    I looked at him, into his dewey eyes

    a few seconds passed, and, barely audibly, I sad "Zelda"

    the ghost of a smile played across his face and he replied

    "Thanks for the help"

    oh my goodness.

    The dance... continues...

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

    I can't stop laughing.

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    SteamID: Baroque And Roll
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    did he wink?

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    skullbro did you seriously go back to sitting in front of this man

    because i mean, there's politeness

    and then there's rapebaiting

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now he's back at it

    I'm out

    game over man, game over

    I am not going to sit here and let this man come to term again

    I am OUT

    OF

    HERE

    Just asks if he needs any more help.

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