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  • General NemoGeneral Nemo Grand Poobah of Ancient Lurkers In the jungle the mighty jungleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You seriously have to tell the library staff so they can alert the authorities.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Macera wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    ladies and gentlemen of the thread

    he is now doing the crossword of today's paper

    he just asked me if I knew f scott fitzgerald's wife's name

    I looked at him, into his dewey eyes

    a few seconds passed, and, barely audibly, I sad "Zelda"

    the ghost of a smile played across his face and he replied

    "Thanks for the help"

    oh god

    skull man

    what of he was beating off to you?

    yes we have ESTABLISHED THAT

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    dude is going at it again?

    got some stamina, he's a keeper

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man, that wasn't even a crossword puzzle clue.

    He was just thinking to himself,


    "If I can get that tasty rascal to say 'Zelda' I think I'll be ready for round 2!"

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  • tastypastrytastypastry Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    maybe he doesn't think you can see him. i know a kid like that. if he isn't looking at you, he thinks you can't see him.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    conveniently forget a kleenex
    with your home address on it

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    maybe he doesn't think you can see him. i know a kid like that. if he isn't looking at you, he thinks you can't see him.

    Object permanence is hell.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You know, in some cultures, crossword puzzles are considered highly erotic

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    You know, in some cultures, crossword puzzles are considered highly erotic

    "Two down, one across."

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You sure got a purty mouth

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    XBL
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sounds like this dude is bashing off to the thought of Zelda Fitzgerald. Or you again, who knows.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    maybe he doesn't think you can see him. i know a kid like that. if he isn't looking at you, he thinks you can't see him.

    Maybe the guy is like a masturbating T-Rex. If you don't move, he doesn't see you and thinks he's alone.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I came as soon as I heard

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    You know, in some cultures, crossword puzzles are considered highly erotic

    "Two down, one across."

    ok this was well done


    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I came as soon as I heard

    Awful.

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    maybe he doesn't think you can see him. i know a kid like that. if he isn't looking at you, he thinks you can't see him.

    Maybe the guy is like a masturbating T-Rex. If you don't move, he doesn't see you and thinks he's alone.

    oh my god hunter I almost died laughing

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I came as soon as I heard

    ba-dum TISH

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  • tastypastrytastypastry Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Macera wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    maybe he doesn't think you can see him. i know a kid like that. if he isn't looking at you, he thinks you can't see him.

    Maybe the guy is like a masturbating T-Rex. If you don't move, he doesn't see you and thinks he's alone.

    oh my god hunter I almost died laughing

    me too

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  • edited November 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Sounds like this dude is bashing off to the thought of Zelda Fitzgerald. Or you again, who knows.

    maybe he's also reading up on james joyce

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  • General NemoGeneral Nemo Grand Poobah of Ancient Lurkers In the jungle the mighty jungleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I came as soon as I heard

    Excellent :^:.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    maybe he doesn't think you can see him. i know a kid like that. if he isn't looking at you, he thinks you can't see him.

    mystinvb.jpg

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    and now I have to go to class

    please let this thread still be here when I get back

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This is the best thread.

    Also I'm sorry Skull Man for masturbating in front of you

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I came as soon as I heard

    Excellent :^:.

    The avatar pushed it over the edge.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Squall wrote: »
    and now I have to go to class

    please let this thread still be here when I get back

    If he lasts that long then that man is a wanking God.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    This is the best thread.

    Also I'm sorry Skull Man for masturbating in front of you

    Giving line jumping a whole new meaning.

    Ok, I think I'm out of jokes.

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    and now I have to go to class

    please let this thread still be here when I get back

    If he lasts that long then that man is a wanking God.

    he's like zeus, but he jerks it in a library

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    he has his own school of thought

    and a temple

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I came as soon as I heard

    Excellent :^:.

    The avatar pushed it over the edge.

    I knew having Andy Sandberg jizzing in my av would payoff eventually.

    I'm just glad I got to be around for the money shot

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Squall wrote: »
    he has his own school of thought

    and a temple

    But no people under his steeple. :(

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Macera wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    and now I have to go to class

    please let this thread still be here when I get back

    If he lasts that long then that man is a wanking God.

    he's like zeus, but he jerks it in a library

    If he starts with the Golden Rain form of Zeus, then it will have gone too far.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    he is now eating animal crackers with one hand and scratching his face with the other

    maybe he didn't have the juice to go again or maybe he noticed that I am SITTING ACROSS FROM HIM

    but now he's just scratchin

    eating animal crackers

    it's a party in here

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    he didn't have any dip for the animal crackers

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    skull man I thought you were leaving

    why haven't you left yet

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    he is now eating animal crackers with one hand and scratching his face with the other

    maybe he didn't have the juice to go again or maybe he noticed that I am SITTING ACROSS FROM HIM

    but now he's just scratchin

    eating animal crackers

    it's a party in here

    you have to stay with this guy Skull Man

    for science

    see just how long he can go without going at it again

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man, I believe etiquette dictates that you have to offer to clean it up with your tongue. And film it.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    he has a motorcycle helmet and he looks like he's about 55

    what if he wants one last jerk-off before he shoots up the library

    oh god

    ok I took a picture under the pretext of sending a text message

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    Does anyone else think this looks sort of like David Hasselhoff?

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Start sniffling and ask if he has any tissues

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    assuming that hand washing did not come between the masturbating and the eating

    retching accordingly

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