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Maybe. Maybe this isn't as completely disturbing as it sounds.
edit: t: general nemo
also, is there anyone else around??
<3 <3 <3
edit: dang it pastry
this is my library god damn it
I'm a student here
I pay fees
he doesn't, he's just some old man
I'm not going to run away and leave my favorite table
nor am I getting the cops involved and lose the hour I need to work on this essay
THINK I'M SCARED, OLD MAN?
YOU JERK OFF LIKE AN OCTOPUS WITH CEREBRAL PALSY
AND I AIN'T RUNNING FROM NO OCTOPUS
like camping
But I wanna hear about an old dude wanking it in the library
whoa, maybe next semester, you will walk into class and he will be your teacher.
cerebral paulsy
octopus
oh my god
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these colors don't run
But that would be highly unethical and probably illegal.
Maybe Religious Studies or Sociology.
Social Taboos and the Literature of Public Wanking
He is totally a professor
start looking through faculty profiles and try and find him
Don't worry, two wrongs make a right
What's he going to do about it?
there is
nothing
on his computer
Dongstroking and the World Today
e:Ohmygod Skullman, he is watching you
this would be most awesome, if true, but there are usually many random people in libraries, because of the free wlan
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post | my website
It takes two key presses to hide everything in an instant if you suspect someone is about to be watching.
phantom porn strikes again
edit: argh, beaten again
yep
suite-mates peering in wondering what is going on
how could i make them understand?
Oh, I think you know how.
start masturbating
"Some dude wanking in the library and someone flipping out over it on the internet."
"What's the URL?"
My internet friend is currently in a public library and believes that a 50+ year old man is currently masturbating in public and there is nothing on his computer
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post | my website
Written by G. Nemo with foreword by Patrick Stewart
he just licked his glassed clean and dried them on his shirt
he just licked his glassed clean and dried them on his shirt
HE JUST LICKED HIS GLASSES CLEAN
AND DRIED THEM ON HIS SHIRT
oh, and there he goes again
with renewed vigor
the gauntlet has been thrown down
because jerking off while you're wearing a gauntlet is a good way to get a blister