Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
What are you bitches thankful for? You should be thankful that I lurk far more than I post, that's what.
Let us play a game, why not, for we have not played it in a period of time greater than I can remember.
The lowdown, yo:
Summary: You post and you post and you post. Whoever starts a new page wins that round and gets to change the title of one of the posters on the previous page. This continues until we get bored and stop posting.
How to Play:
Posts per page
VERY IMPORTANT. Please set your posts per page to the forum default so we're all on the same numbering scheme. Failure to do so is gonna fuck you up badly when we play. You may change this setting here
If you start a new page, you win.
Winning means you can change someone's title (see below).
Jailed people may not win. If a jailed person starts a new page, the first non-jailed person is the winner.
Losing sucks, get over it.
Losing means a winner decided to change your title.
Please be prompt in changing your title. Being slow ruins the fun of the game. You may change your title here.
This is a Thanksgiving game, so please try and keep your new title through Turkey-day, unless changed by someone else. Wear your badge of shame proudly.
If you have no intentions of changing your title should you lose, gtfo. People like you ruin the game.
Changing someone's title
Only certain people are eligible to have their title changed.
Jailed people cannot be losers (just as they cannot be winners). Please do not pick a jailed person as a loser.
You may not change your own title. You're already a loser, but don't pick yourself as a loser in this game.
This is a Thanksgiving version, so feel free to pick related titles. 'Turkey-fucker', 'I hump pies', and 'Raped by Cranberry Sauce' are some examples.
Please choose one of the last 5 unique, non-jailed, non-you, posters from the previous page. This person will be the loser.
Edit your winning post (ie - first post on the page) with the person's name and their new title. Do not assign a title anyplace other than your winning post.
You have until the beginning of the next page to assign a title. Please be quick in assigning a title. Early stages of the game go quick and new pages start very often. We'll go by edit timestamps to see if you made it in time. If you do not assign a title in time, the loser does not have to change his or her title and we will all make fun of you for being slow.
NO DELETING POSTS, YOU STUPID FUCKING INBRED HICKS. PLAY FAIR OR DON'T PLAY AT ALL.
Please check this post for rule updates/clarifications as there are always some people who are too dense to understand this simple game.