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WATERSLIDES

Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
edited November 2009 in Singularity Engine++
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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Er

    A Tiger crossed with a baby cat sounds like what a baby tiger would be yes sir

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights みんな、 見ていてくれ!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I prefer my dog tbh

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    terrible

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    there's already a cute thread?

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dude I made that in like 2 minutes for a thread like a year ago.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    this thread took one second to make

    because I don't have time because I'm too busy looking at BABY TIGERS

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    who cares about baby tigers

    waterslides are clearly where it's at

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    waterslides are dope

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    damn dog waterslides are basically like

    here is what you need to live (water) and what you need to have fun (a slide)

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've been to Schlitterbahn several times and one time it started hailing out of fucking nowhere.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlitterbahn

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yes exactly

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  • RadiusRadius Ramon Bad times don't last, but bad guys do.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Okay, wait, if we were one of Europe's greatest leaders, and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day, where would we go?

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  • KetBraKetBra hiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Waterslides are pretty great, yeah.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    the water is at least 80% pee!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    waterslides pretty much guarantee a wedgie but that is something you just gotta deal with

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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I really want to go to a water park now. Fuck you, Novembers in New York!

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GIVE LAS VEGAS BACK OUR WET 'N' WILD

    110+ IN THE SUMMER AND THEY CLOSE THE WATERPARK FOR ANOTHER FUCKING CASINO

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Jasconius wrote: »
    I've been to Schlitterbahn several times and one time it started hailing out of fucking nowhere.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlitterbahn

    God schlitterbahn!!! Love that place.

    You know what I love about that place, man?

    I get older, but the chicks all stay the same age. :winky:

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    FUCK

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    damn dog waterslides are basically like

    here is what you need to live (water) and what you need to have fun (a slide)

    i fucking love this post

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ledneh wrote: »
    FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GIVE LAS VEGAS BACK OUR WET 'N' WILD

    110+ IN THE SUMMER AND THEY CLOSE THE WATERPARK FOR ANOTHER FUCKING CASINO

    probably about 70 degrees in that casino

    just sayin

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Meester Fuzzputt 'e plenty good fella.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My sister once stopped on a waterslide that had a flat section, and she was so embarrassed that she cried, even though nobody cares because that shit sometimes happens on waterslides.

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ledneh wrote: »
    FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GIVE LAS VEGAS BACK OUR WET 'N' WILD

    110+ IN THE SUMMER AND THEY CLOSE THE WATERPARK FOR ANOTHER FUCKING CASINO

    probably about 70 degrees in that casino

    just sayin

    AND FILLED WITH THINGS THAT ARE NOT WATER SLIDES

    SUCH AS CIGARETTE SMOKE, OLD LADIES, AND AIDS

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    is your sister a fat bottom girl?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i hate when you get too much momentum going on those really steep ones and get some air and then you come back down and it's like

    "ow"

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I WANT MY GOD DAMN DER STUKA BACK

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Meester Fuzzputt 'e plenty good fella.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I like the technique of blocking off the water flow so it builds up behind you at the start and you get that extra speed boost.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    dis the best waterslide

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited November 2009
    How many urine jokes made so far?

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    dis the best waterslide

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    How does one start to ride that? Just step off the edge?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    7 stories tall

    goes under water

    holy shit

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    if you look at the top there's a tiny tiny little part where you can ease yourself onto your back and slide out for about a quarter of a second before dropping

    it's eight stories high and im pretty sure a good number of people have gotten really fucking hurt on it

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I think I could handle the ones that go underwater.

    The ones that fuck me up are the huge drop-off ones. I can't remember if it was Seaworld in Texas or Schlitterbahn but there was one slide where you just take a 15 foot drop off the slide into a pool with a ton of other people. Injuries waiting to happen.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    fuck yes water parks.

    i love them so much but i also hate them cuz i hate being shirtless in public due to my girth and also i got some skin condition on my stomach that i can't get checked out cuz i got no insurance and :<

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    siiiigh I miss you so

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Meester Fuzzputt 'e plenty good fella.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The waterslide dilemma: Board shorts increase the friction on waterslides, but wearing speedos is, well, wearing speedos. And in addition to being illegal, going naked puts you at serious risk of an unsolicited enema on those big-drop ones.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    7 stories tall

    goes under water

    holy shit

    :o <- literally my face when I read that

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yo I been on that water slide right there.

    Yes you go under water

    Yes that tank is full of sharks

    edit: Unless that's not the same one. I ain't never been to Dubai. But they're exactly the same I think.

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