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[miniphalla] PhallaKart: Mini Circuit - Tryclyde obtains the Mini Cup

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Back from the dead to confirm my place.

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  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Shit yeah, ladies. I bring those blue sparks!

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Raakam wrote: »
    Shit yeah, ladies. I bring those blue sparks!
    :^:

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sign/reserve up to hunt down Spectrum!

    Burnage on
  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Is there a race conservatively/defensively option?

    Spectrum on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    !VROOOOOOOOOOOM

    Gumpy on
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh well, reserve up for BLUE SPARKS

    Delmain on
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another race!

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sign up

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Alright, filled and four reserves. (Sorry Spectrums! <3)

    I have work shortly but after that I'll be home and eating dinner and then sending out role PMs, so race 1 will end Sunday at 9pm.

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh hey, I got a place! And Spectrum is going to die day one. These events will, of course, be entirely unrelated.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Spectrum or a Spectrum? :lol:

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I think you all have it wrong, Im going to die on day 1.

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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    After the move you pulled in Disgaea, you very well might.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bitches bring your blue sparks.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    Spectrum or a Spectrum? :lol:

    Every single instance of Spectrum in the universe

    At once

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    After the move you pulled in Disgaea, you very well might.

    If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    After the move you pulled in Disgaea, you very well might.

    If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

    Dunadan died!

    Dunadan gained the new abilities Corpse and Quote an over-rated movie!

    Burnage on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bring it, suckas!

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    [size=+3]I EAT UR BLUE SPARKZ
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Friends!

    I offer you a proposal. Everyone who has played Mario Kart, especially the most recent games, knows that blue shells are nothing less than Satan's own shit. Therefore, we should all refuse to make use of them.

    I solemnly pledge to trash any blue shells I recieve.

    Who's with me?

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    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Friends!

    I offer you a proposal. Everyone who has played Mario Kart, especially the most recent games, knows that blue shells are nothing less than Satan's own shit. Therefore, we should all refuse to make use of them.

    I solemnly pledge to trash any blue shells I recieve.

    Who's with me?

    I don't understand the logic of this. Why wouldn't we do everything in our power to win?

    Robos A Go Go on
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Friends!

    I offer you a proposal. Everyone who has played Mario Kart, especially the most recent games, knows that blue shells are nothing less than Satan's own shit. Therefore, we should all refuse to make use of them.

    I solemnly pledge to trash any blue shells I recieve.

    Who's with me?

    I've seen this move before.

    It's like Diplomacy. We all tear up our Nuke cards only for him to reveal he tore up a different card and sends a swarm of blue-shelled devils after us.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Friends!

    I offer you a proposal. Everyone who has played Mario Kart, especially the most recent games, knows that blue shells are nothing less than Satan's own shit. Therefore, we should all refuse to make use of them.

    I solemnly pledge to trash any blue shells I recieve.

    Who's with me?

    I will use any and all blue shells as soon as I get them.

    Therefore, it is in your best interest to blue-vote me. If I'm in first, I can't possibly use them, can I?

    kime on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava If I confuse you, I blame the infant sleep-deprived new mommyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I shall throw the rainbow shells upon you!

    And the firey feathers!

    RAWR!


    Shut up! It made sense in my head!

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Friends!

    I offer you a proposal. Everyone who has played Mario Kart, especially the most recent games, knows that blue shells are nothing less than Satan's own shit. Therefore, we should all refuse to make use of them.

    I solemnly pledge to trash any blue shells I recieve.

    Who's with me?

    I will use any and all blue shells as soon as I get them.

    Therefore, it is in your best interest to blue-vote me. If I'm in first, I can't possibly use them, can I?

    A second place is fine too.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Friends!

    I offer you a proposal. Everyone who has played Mario Kart, especially the most recent games, knows that blue shells are nothing less than Satan's own shit. Therefore, we should all refuse to make use of them.

    I solemnly pledge to trash any blue shells I recieve.

    Who's with me?

    I don't understand the logic of this. Why wouldn't we do everything in our power to win?

    This is an excellent question, if you have never before played Mario Kart (which I assume, since you needed to ask). The Blue Shell is a vile, repugnant tool of evil. Everything it touches is turned to its own malign purpose. Sure it may help you win, but at what cost? At what cost?

    For this reason I intend to trash any blue shells I receive. I urge you all to do likewise.

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    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If blue shells are declared evil, only evils will have blue shells.

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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Squares can be rectangles, but rectangles cannot be squares.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Randomizing the roles and I'd just like to say.

    Stupid, stupid RNG.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm intrigued :lol:.

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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm guessing the RNG wanted kime and Dunadan to be Wart minions. Which would be lol-tastic.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Role PMs going out, game starts when I post the first course.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Racers to the starting lanes!

    If there are any questions about role PMs, please ask. Starting items have been assigned and are in play. If you didn't get one, learn to not miss item blocks!

    There are three classes of Karts: Light, Standard and Heavy.

    Here is what the Kart weights will affect:
    • Bump results.
    • Wipeout Recovery.

    Course: Dry Dry Desert
    Effect: Wipeout penalties are increased.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vroom vrooom!

    kime boosts ahead!

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Race ends in 24 hours and a bit.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have a blue shell, by the way.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Pokemon Champion (retired) Ann ArborRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    !Toxic, obviously
    !ahava, as she knows what's going on

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    Lose: to suffer defeat, to misplace (Ex: "I hope I don't lose the match." "Did you lose your phone again?")
    Loose: about to slip, to release (Ex: "That knot is loose." "Loose arrows.")
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wrong. I have a blue shell.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So, does that mean we should disqualify kime or adventfalls for using an evil item?

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Spectrum. Hi.

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