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Conan's sitting across from me

Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
edited November 2009 in Social Entropy++
The Barbarian that is, not O'Brien. Roland Kickinger is set to be the next Conan the Barbarian, and he's sitting across from me at the ranch, going over his lines for a psycho thriller I'm working on (he was also Arnold Schwazenegger's body in Terminator Salvation). It wraps tomorrow, so quickly, someone give me something to ask him before he leaves.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ask him if he knows anyone who will fuck you.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ask him if he knows about the Dewey Decimal System.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    O'Brien is the only Conan I care about

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ask him if he will fuck you.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    riddle of steel go

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    obvious "what is best" answer

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ask him if he will fuck you.

    Now Scarlet, this is a man that tells YOU that you want to be fucked. BF will know soon enough.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    also conan is the shit, i'm glad they're making a new movie

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Brodo I currently can't conclude anything other than that you are the man

    now don't fuck this up

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The old one is so bad, they really needed to re-do it right so it will become a classic that will be remembered and quoted forever.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ask him when filming starts?

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Aww he left. I was gonna go with Fallout's response, but I chickened out. The guy's arms are thicker than my waist.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    However, I have one more chance to do this tomorrow, so I will definitely do it then.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    Go after him and ask him if he knows the Dewey Decimal system.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wait, is he masturbating?


    Are you at a library?

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    he probably wouldn't have gotten it anyway

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Tell him he was best lifeguard ever.

    Well next to Notch Johnson

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    We're eating at the ranch we're shooting at.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    Go after him and ask him if he knows the Dewey Decimal system.

    You and me, Lar.

    You and me.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    O'Brien is the only Conan I care about

    Yes, I thought this and was excited.

    Then I read and was unexcited.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Go after him and ask him if he knows the Dewey Decimal system.

    You and me, Lar.

    You and me.

    Wow, how did I miss that.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Go after him and ask him if he knows the Dewey Decimal system.

    You and me, Lar.

    You and me.

    Wow, how did I miss that.

    It doesn't matter.

    What matters is that we have the correct question.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    It's funny because he idolized Arnold Schwarzenegger when he was younger, and now he's basically reprising his roles. He's even an Austrian immigrant.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Go after him and ask him if he knows the Dewey Decimal system.

    You and me, Lar.

    You and me.

    Wow, how did I miss that.

    It doesn't matter.

    What matters is that we have the correct question.

    Come on, I'll take you out for some twinkie-bunned hotdogs.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Okay I balled up and asked him. He responded "sex." Kinda disappointed.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    knew he wouldn't get it

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Go after him and ask him if he knows the Dewey Decimal system.

    You and me, Lar.

    You and me.

    Wow, how did I miss that.

    It doesn't matter.

    What matters is that we have the correct question.

    Come on, I'll take you out for some twinkie-bunned hotdogs.

    A TWINKIE-WEINER SANDWICH?!?! :D

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What did you ask him?

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Okay I balled up and asked him. He responded "sex." Kinda disappointed.

    That's cuz you asked the wrong question, stupid.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Someone explain the Dewey Decimal System to me.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Someone explain the Dewey Decimal System to me.

    No, that's what Conan is supposed to do.

    God...

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    It's strange that they only pick Austrians to play the role of Conan.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ask your local librarian!

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Someone explain the Dewey Decimal System to me.

    No, that's what Conan is supposed to do.

    God...

    Okay let me rephrase that. What's this referencing?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Books.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yeah what
    what the hell was the question that you asked him

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Okay I balled up and asked him. He responded "sex." Kinda disappointed.
    I guess you asked him the "what is best" question?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    the dewey decimal system is a system for organizing books in a library

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Okay I balled up and asked him. He responded "sex." Kinda disappointed.
    I guess you asked him the "what is best" question?

    Yep. He just left with his six foot tall model girlfriend.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    man i was so tricked by the title of this thread
    i wanted you to go rub his wonderful red hair ever so gently
    and whisper secrets into his ear

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