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MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
edited November 2009 in Singularity Engine++
http://www.establishedmen.com

naw, I'm just messing with you

A bunch of us have okCupid.com profiles and maybe you should too! It's free and simple and all you have to do is figure out how to make strangers like you based off a tiny bit of trivial information about yourself and pick the pictures that make you look cute as a button instead of all pimply and gross.

You get to put in some "essays" about yourself, as many pictures as you want, and answer a whole bunch of multiple choice questions, and then every day you'll get sent three matched profiles of ladies or dudes you might be interested in to your "quiver." You can also just list people who are near you and see if there are any attractive, interesting ones.

Don't bother with ice-breakers. That shit is dumb as all get-out. You send some faceless internet person a message based off the fact that you both listed "chocolate" somewhere in your profile and then they respond to you so you can find out they're hideous or a Twilight fan or some such nonsense.

So let's do something about our problems instead of wallowing in self-pity and loneliness, and help each other out selling ourselves to strangers. Post your profiles! Tell people to use different pictures! Et cetera!


Here

I'll go first

I kinda started overhauling it the other day but then I got lazy. Need to pick a direction and go with it.

I'm also told you can talk to girls, as they say, "eye are ell"

we will confirm this information as further reports come in

for maximum embarrassment and your stalking needs, here's a big 'ol list of nerds who need dates, compiled by Campion:
Campion wrote: »
Anjin-San wrote: »

Killjoy wrote: »
cj iwakura wrote: »
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/cj_iwakura/
I should get a new photo at some point.
Air wrote: »
oh shit guys i gotta get goin to play some squash
um here is what i got so far but it is halfway done
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/lkois/
Iskander wrote: »
hey now my okc profile has in fact gotten me into contact with about half a dozen different ladies
only one of whom i've actually decided to meet
and bone
ha!
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/page5
it is very incomplete and bad, i think...
Brainleech wrote: »
Do me I want to see what horrors await
So boring
Evander wrote: »
If anyone has any advice for me it could not hurt:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/evander/
Beasteh wrote: »
I don't think anyone gave me any feedback on my profile yet.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Munkus/
I want your feedbacks.
Yea.... that's the ticket brosef... it was all carefully constructed to trap dem wimmuns.
I don't have a whole lot of time, but is it now a little more approachable now? Less instant suck?
The feedback is appreciated because I was starting to feel like a pariah or something, I wasn't getting many replies or hits.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AlwaysAskingWhy/
Campion wrote: »
So a reread my profile and took out things that weren't necessary, or outdated.
I guess I don't like talking about myself too much!
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AnDeeDooRarr/
MrMonroe wrote: »
I think it's my turn
celandine wrote: »
Here's me: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/celandine13/
Not really looking seriously, though.
How do I see if we're enemies or friends or whatever?
Berk wrote: »
Campion wrote: »
Hey berk I heard you had a date soon/recently!
I am yeah tomorrow I have a date for a life drawing thingy set to music in a pub, and I was kinda weirded out how you knew until i realised ive posted about this already.
CowShark wrote: »
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/shibbylube/Thats my okcupid profile. Have at it boys.

and then
Zoel wrote: »
oh i guess this is me

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/hloynova/

I used to date then I got a job
Gatsby wrote: »

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i'm mulling shit like this over

    anyone have moderate success using this shit?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i had an okcupid.

    but every time i look at my picture, or even my own face, i just think "no one will ever fucking love you."

    so i deleted my profile and ate some ice cream.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i'm mulling shit like this over

    anyone have moderate success using this shit?

    yeah, i had a few bites

    although i ended up in a satisfying relationship through this forum

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    emily knows a girl who set up an establishedmen profile

    she's currently with a 41 year old and getting 500 a week cash

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I met my current ladyfriend (as well as a couple casual hookups) though OKCupid and it's pretty okay

    We've been dating for over a year now rather happily.

    sites: personal | tumblr | abracadaniel dot com | coolguy.me
    services I recommend: tonx coffee *highly recommended* | everlane
    Secret Satan Wishlists: Regular List Coffee Stuff
    FUNTENDO DS BROCODE: 2337-4364-1683
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    emily knows a girl who set up an establishedmen profile

    she's currently with a 41 year old and getting 500 a week cash

    shit, i need an established man

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    he's a millionaire and owns his own law firm

    took her to milan last weekend

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i am of the opinion that it is probably much easier to find a stable relationship off the internet

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  • DubhDubh Michael L Lunsford drew this Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i will probably try this out eventually

    but i'd rather move somewhere else first

    getting into a relationship in this town is only going to keep me from moving away longer.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Haha, that established men website seems so full of itself

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    is that website for... uh... y'know... that wrong love?


    because i will admit that i would pork an old guy for mad ducats.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    kovak post that profile I did for you

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    i am of the opinion that it is probably much easier to find a stable relationship off the internet

    let me know how that works out for you

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I admit, I have not had much luck starting any relationships through OKCupid in the last six months or so.

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  • UsagiUsagi it’s like someone threw a bowl of loose fruit into a front-loading clothes dryer Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Established Men? why don't they just call it SugarDaddies.com and tell it like it is

    Odin wrote: »
    I've learned what is best in life:

    To crush the patriarchy, see it driven before you, and hear the lamentations of its fuckboys.
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    well obviously you're not putting yourself out there enough

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    skull man set up a profile for me and ugly girls in my area have been contacting me ever since

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Kovak/

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Established Men? why don't they just call it SugarDaddies.com and tell it like it is

    Are you in a mutually-beneficial relationship, Jess?

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I once signed up to check out the matching feature and to see how many users there were in my area. It was only a handful and most of them hadn't logged in for months. The girls it matched me up with were weeeird. Weird enough to justify the use of three e's.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Alright, time to shame myself.

    "English (poorly)" is a nice touch

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh hey I am legal now

    TIME TO GET SOME INTERNET COUGARS

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  • DubhDubh Michael L Lunsford drew this Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Alright, time to shame myself.

    "English (poorly)" is a nice touch

    If I meet anybody in person, I want them to be prepared.

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  • UsagiUsagi it’s like someone threw a bowl of loose fruit into a front-loading clothes dryer Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Established Men? why don't they just call it SugarDaddies.com and tell it like it is

    Are you in a mutually-beneficial relationship, Jess?

    yes, yes I am

    Odin wrote: »
    I've learned what is best in life:

    To crush the patriarchy, see it driven before you, and hear the lamentations of its fuckboys.
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2009
    man there are some pretty ladies on establishedmen

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Alright, time to shame myself.

    I'd be surprised if you didn't get ladies with this.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yeah but they want cash

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    so how does establishedmen work

    do they want cash up front

    i wonder how long you could pretend to be well off for

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I love that paragraph.
    EstablishedMen.com – a dating service where beautiful, ambitious women would meet successful, sophisticated men. A place where both women and men could finally be honest about their desires and get out of life, exactly what they're after.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    if you're the guy you take them on "shopping dates"

    then, presumably, they have sex with you

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2009
    i met a financial dominatrix once

    turns out they're way too common for me to make any sense of it

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've had an OK Cupid profile that I've looked at intermittently to obsessively over the course of five years or so.

    met some cool ladies, made a few friends, had some sex, got stalked a little

    but there are just too few people using it in my town so I've moved to an Australian Specific dating site called RSVP

    on the down side, you have to pay to initially make contact with a person (10 bucks)
    but on the upside there are hundreds and hundreds of people who match my search criteria who still log on every week

    Been on it a month or so and had some decent nibbles, set up a date or two for the next month or so

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well, here's my terrible thing.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    nibbles eh

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I guess I have one of these

    I don't really use it very much except to browse my stalkers to feel better about myself occasionally

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    doggs just talk to women you meet in your life

    you will be amazed at the result

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  • DubhDubh Michael L Lunsford drew this Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Alright, time to shame myself.

    I'd be surprised if you didn't get ladies with this.

    Why thank you.

    DE?AD has been complaining about my profile picture nonstop.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm a perfect princess buy me things

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  • UsagiUsagi it’s like someone threw a bowl of loose fruit into a front-loading clothes dryer Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    I'm a perfect princess buy me things

    why hello there princess

    Odin wrote: »
    I've learned what is best in life:

    To crush the patriarchy, see it driven before you, and hear the lamentations of its fuckboys.
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
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