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skull man is literally pimping us [regerlar or innernetdating thread]

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  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Man all the girls on OkCupid are hella short. Da' hell ladies?

    Really? I'm finding 5'9"s everywhere.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    could you ever threaten to "strike" someone and say that with a straight face

    like, could you yell at someone, "I'M A STRIKE YOU, BITCH" and not start giggling

    I must know

    I can do anything with a straight face

    anything

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    this is where I would make a comic of a bowling ball that looks like Darth Vader and a pin that looks like Obi-Wan Kenobi

    but I can't draw!

    Let's get Chico to make Obi-Wan "strike me down" pun-comics.

    He did so well with the "you have failed me for the last time" ones, he is clearly the man for the job.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    I don't think I've ever photoshopped myself

    not that I see anything wrong with that

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Secretly, Mori is judging everyone in this thread.

    He finds you all... wanting.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Secretly, Mori is judging everyone in this thread.

    He finds you all... wanting.

    I am wanting cookies

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    DE?AD I've watched "On the Ground" a lot today

    I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I am now either being messaged by a robot or a Vietnamese girl who is using babelfish.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
    Blaket wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I still need to learn post processing

    photoshop wizard I am not

    Yeah you are, you do your magic trick that is called emailing them to your girlfriend.

    And like magic things look better.

    Man fuck that

    next thing you know she'll want to drive

    where does it end, Blake?

    Man if you want to pay for taxis like a chump you can, but I want to be chauffeur driven around while roaring drunk please.

    I mean it's not like we'll be talking as I would be sitting in the back and I would install a small diving wall in my car.
    there's already a dividing wall in your car

    they're called the front seats

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  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Secretly, Mori is judging everyone in this thread.

    He finds you all... wanting him.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    could you ever threaten to "strike" someone and say that with a straight face

    like, could you yell at someone, "I'M A STRIKE YOU, BITCH" and not start giggling

    I must know

    I can do anything with a straight face

    anything

    What about anyone

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    I am probably going to make Christmas cookies sometime

    that'll be neat

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    I am now either being messaged by a robot or a Vietnamese girl who is using babelfish.

    a Vietnamese girl robot using babelfish

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    DE?AD I've watched "On the Ground" a lot today

    I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO

    WELCOME TO THE REAL-WORLD, JACKASS.

    I've been watching the entirety of the This-Ain't-No-Game videos.

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  • KovakKovak Registered User
    women are great for driving when you're roaring drunk

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    could you ever threaten to "strike" someone and say that with a straight face

    like, could you yell at someone, "I'M A STRIKE YOU, BITCH" and not start giggling

    I must know

    I can do anything with a straight face

    anything

    What about anyone

    Women aren't real people

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    "roaring drunk" is a great phrase

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    DE?AD I've watched "On the Ground" a lot today

    I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO

    WELCOME TO THE REAL-WORLD, JACKASS.

    I've been watching the entirety of the This-Ain't-No-Game videos.

    Those are excellent, especially for the edits at the end of each one. My favorite is the Hitman one.

    Also

    Maaaaaaaaaaaan, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    I am now either being messaged by a robot or a Vietnamese girl who is using babelfish.

    a Vietnamese girl robot using babelfish

    Who is using ridiculously broken english but still manages to use phrases like "a/s/l" and "i c"

    I want to go to bed but now I am just so interested in finding out this mystery.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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  • KovakKovak Registered User
    page ninety sexist

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    I've got to do this roaring drunk thing sometime

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I actually have been so drunk I would go around roaring and breathing fire at people

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Man all the girls on OkCupid are hella short. Da' hell ladies?

    Really? I'm finding 5'9"s everywhere.

    Usually everyone the site serves up to me ends up being tiny.

    I'll be reading an ok profile and check her stats and she's like 5'3" and I'm just maaaaaaan....

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Kovak wrote: »
    women are great for driving when you're roaring drunk

    And the guilt afterwords

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    DE?AD I've watched "On the Ground" a lot today

    I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO

    WELCOME TO THE REAL-WORLD, JACKASS.

    I've been watching the entirety of the This-Ain't-No-Game videos.

    Those are excellent, especially for the edits at the end of each one. My favorite is the Hitman one.

    Also

    Maaaaaaaaaaaan, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone!

    Semi-related: The iPhone ap video really makes me want an autotune mic I can just carry around constantly.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    I'd rather drive drunk than let a woman drive

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Man all the girls on OkCupid are hella short. Da' hell ladies?

    Really? I'm finding 5'9"s everywhere.

    Usually everyone the site serves up to me ends up being tiny.

    I'll be reading an ok profile and check her stats and she's like 5'3" and I'm just maaaaaaan....

    I found a bunch of girls that are 4'9 to 5' around here there

    One guy claims to have found and dated a women who want 6'11" I doubt

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    I'd rather drive drunk than let a woman drive

    Seriously. Sometimes those kids gotta get to school.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    DE?AD I've watched "On the Ground" a lot today

    I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO

    WELCOME TO THE REAL-WORLD, JACKASS.

    I've been watching the entirety of the This-Ain't-No-Game videos.

    Those are excellent, especially for the edits at the end of each one. My favorite is the Hitman one.

    Also

    Maaaaaaaaaaaan, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone!

    Semi-related: The iPhone ap video really makes me want an autotune mic I can just carry around constantly.

    Oh yeah, the V-Pain thing was awesome

    n-woooooord... that I'm not gonna saaaay

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    Sometimes I get stalkers from people who got to my profile after viewing Redeemer's. We have stuff on each others pages that will lead people in that direction and I do make a joke about it somewhere in my summary. One of those guys is super dreamy and sent me a series of erotic photos of himself. The last one was actually labeled "10cropped_because_of_cat" and I had to ask about that so he sent me the original.

    He was totally right. That cat was being way too judgmental in the corner of that picture.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Man all the girls on OkCupid are hella short. Da' hell ladies?

    Really? I'm finding 5'9"s everywhere.

    Usually everyone the site serves up to me ends up being tiny.

    I'll be reading an ok profile and check her stats and she's like 5'3" and I'm just maaaaaaan....

    I found a bunch of girls that are 4'9 to 5' around here there

    One guy claims to have found and dated a women who want 6'11" I doubt

    Me being stupid tall doesn't help matters. Too short and the gestalt just doesn't work.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    could you ever threaten to "strike" someone and say that with a straight face

    like, could you yell at someone, "I'M A STRIKE YOU, BITCH" and not start giggling

    I must know

    I can do anything with a straight face

    anything

    but can you dumb dance

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    man what is wrong with 5'3"!?

    i used to have a pair of friends that were dating; gary and lindsay
    gary was 6'6", lindsay was 4'10"
    a lot of "she doesn't even have to kneel!" jokes were made

    #canadian #sorry
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
    Blake is 6'5" and I'm 5'8" and it's awesome

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  • KovakKovak Registered User
    im 5'7'' and my gf is either 5'0'' or 5'2'' im having trouble remembering

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    em's like 5'5, 5'6

    I'm 6'3 so that's perfect

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    skullsy can you pimp me out with that face

    that face

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    I updated my pics. Although they are way too dark.


    I think my issue in my area is that a good percentage of the women have bachelors degrees and then quite few say they are working on their masters.

    And I'm just like ah shit. I'm just a enlisted military dude in probably the highest concentrated area in the U.S. consisting of military.

    I'm actually going back to school mostly to be presentable in a certain way.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    I'm 6'0 and...

    :cry:

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    you mean that face?

    I think so

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