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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    One of the reasons I don't own a tv.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    One of the reasons I don't own a tv.

    you watch Hulu

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    ProfMoriarty, based on your posts today, I suggest the following game plan:

    Step 1) Apply for FAFSA
    Step 2) Get student loans
    Step 3) Apply for colleges around Seattle and San Francisco. This might be difficult as you've passed the priority registration period of November, but a lot of state schools are still accepting applications.
    Step 4) Move to civilization
    Step 5) Take classes and date girls

    Damn, when you put it that way, it all seems attainable and rewarding. :^:

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Also, I'm not sure if, like, I know how to read.

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    One of the reasons I don't own a tv.

    you watch Hulu

    Objection noted for the record.

    The Court fines Podly $500 and one gay socialite in the case of The Kids are All Right v. Pretentiousness.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    One of the reasons I don't own a tv.

    you watch Hulu

    Exactly... because I don't own a TV. There's a few TV shows that I love. Hence I watch them online. A TV with cable is just too easy of a way to waste time. When I watch sports, I go to a bar to watch sports with other people, because that's fun.

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  • descoladadescolada Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Also, I'm not sure if, like, I know how to read.

    This would be a fascinating turn of events considering your current activities.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    no there's really no way you can spin this to be Better Than Everyone this time, sorry

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hula pre-2010 is what TV should be.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    I hardly ever use cable.

    Podly, you're cool.

    And yet, not too cool for school.

    How do you do it?

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I hardly ever use cable.

    Podly, you're cool.

    And yet, not too cool for school.

    How do you do it?

    He bathes and wears pants that fit.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fuck. I've been off work for 2 and a half hours and I have yet to do anything other than eat dinner. shit shit shit.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    One of the reasons I don't own a tv.

    you watch Hulu

    Exactly... because I don't own a TV. There's a few TV shows that I love. Hence I watch them online. A TV with cable is just too easy of a way to waste time. When I watch sports, I go to a bar to watch sports with other people, because that's fun.

    a computer is at least as good a way to waste time.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Well, technically I'm not in school right now because I'm working full time to pay for school and grad school.

    But I'll take that as a compliment regardless.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bernard Hermann is the best

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    I wonder what I'd waste time on if I didn't have the internet.

    It might just have been an education.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I guess it's gonna be porn again

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    One of the reasons I don't own a tv.

    you watch Hulu

    Exactly... because I don't own a TV. There's a few TV shows that I love. Hence I watch them online. A TV with cable is just too easy of a way to waste time. When I watch sports, I go to a bar to watch sports with other people, because that's fun.

    a computer is at least as good a way to waste time.

    I don't think so. Because when I'm on the computer, 50% of the time I'm also either reading or working on music production. I also think that the internet, at least for me, is 1000x better for intellectual stimulation than watching tv. For instance, rarely do I have safari open without a tab open for wikipedia. I am a VORACIOUS wikipedia and dictionary referencer.

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  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I guess it's gonna be porn again

    Procrastination, here I come!

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    One of the reasons I don't own a tv.

    you watch Hulu

    Exactly... because I don't own a TV. There's a few TV shows that I love. Hence I watch them online. A TV with cable is just too easy of a way to waste time. When I watch sports, I go to a bar to watch sports with other people, because that's fun.

    a computer is at least as good a way to waste time.

    I don't think so. Because when I'm on the computer, 50% of the time I'm also either reading or working on music production. I also think that the internet, at least for me, is 1000x better for intellectual stimulation than watching tv. For instance, rarely do I have safari open without a tab open for wikipedia. I am a VORACIOUS wikipedia and dictionary referencer.

    I don't think a computer is a way for podly to waste time, I think that if a person wants to waste time them owning a tv vs. watching Hulu isn't really a big difference.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    I have to launch to bed now, [chat].

    Stay cool. :^:

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That's why I did not say that people shouldn't own tvs; I said that I enjoy learning and this has factored into me personally not owning a tv.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Also, this graph made me realize just how big suicide is in America. It is the biggest cause of death for almost all male groups between the ages of 15-35.

    http://awesome.good.is/transparency/web/0911/causes-of-death/flash.html

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You know what would help? Exercise. That would knock out my boredom and my body image issues out in one stroke.

    Tomorrow, I go to tell a person at a gym that I will give them money so I can use their treadmill.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Exercise is like the best thing for everything.

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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I was gonna go to the gym today but it rained. God I'm a pussy. To be fair it was a pretty hard rain though.

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Chanus wrote: »
    Exercise is like the best thing for everything.

    Truer werd was never spoke

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    One of the reasons I don't own a tv.

    you watch Hulu

    Exactly... because I don't own a TV. There's a few TV shows that I love. Hence I watch them online. A TV with cable is just too easy of a way to waste time. When I watch sports, I go to a bar to watch sports with other people, because that's fun.
    Oh yeah, well you know what? I turn my nose up at you being a nerd about books, cuz - like - books are BOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIIING!!

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    and after I embarass myself running I will... read a book!

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    and after I embarass myself running I will... read a book!
    Read a book while running!

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Also, this graph made me realize just how big suicide is in America. It is the biggest cause of death for almost all male groups between the ages of 15-35.

    http://awesome.good.is/transparency/web/0911/causes-of-death/flash.html

    That's so sad, even if it is discounting homicide and accidental death.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    and after I embarass myself running I will... read a book!
    Read a book while running!

    Read a book about running whilst running and shouting "Aaaagh!".

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    and after I embarass myself running I will... read a book!
    Read a book while running!

    Brilliant!

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Man, Math is so awesome. I really really REALLY wish that I double majored in Philosophy and Math, instead of Philosophy and English.

    Not that English is not a worthy subject, but it's just that I did enough independent study in high school that every course I took in College was a refresher.

    I loved studying math.

    Physics too.

    But good luck trying to find a job with that shit.

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  • Phil G.Phil G. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Everybody should do more push-ups. Push-ups are awesome.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Man, Math is so awesome. I really really REALLY wish that I double majored in Philosophy and Math, instead of Philosophy and English.

    Not that English is not a worthy subject, but it's just that I did enough independent study in high school that every course I took in College was a refresher.

    I loved studying math.

    Physics too.

    But good luck trying to find a job with that shit.

    Woah woah woah, physics applies to a ton of different job fields.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    bah, books

    what have they ever done for anyone

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Man, Math is so awesome. I really really REALLY wish that I double majored in Philosophy and Math, instead of Philosophy and English.

    Not that English is not a worthy subject, but it's just that I did enough independent study in high school that every course I took in College was a refresher.

    I loved studying math.

    Physics too.

    But good luck trying to find a job with that shit.
    But I thought you achieved your dream getting the gig crunching the numbers for maximizing explosions:brown people ratio?

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the fantastic mr fox soundtrack is the sheezy, as they say

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    bah, books

    what have they ever done for anyone

    They made Stephanie Myers rich, that's what!

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