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Naked Mole [chat]s: They Look Kinda Like Dicks
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The humping turtle is cute but weird.
Accept your loss gracefully.
Fuck that. Kakos is a known creepster. Don't support him.
Dude we have cute kittens and twice as many posts as you. Stop being a silly.
Even your founder is admitting defeat.
:^:
Too cute.
Like, words cannot express.
I said "also VH" because he said he posted it in chat a couple days ago.
Turtle video is cute but more hilarious than cute.
Poor guy is just trying so hard to fuck that boot but the boot is having none of it.
NSFW:
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p395/AJAlkaline40/peoplescock.jpg
You inspect the PEOPLES' COCK SAMPLER.
It is a box, inside of which is a SICKLE and a COCK. There is a sheet of glass covering it.
A known creepster that you owe $100.
My founder is weak!
Here's some parting happiness!
Every day I love her just a little bit more...
--> Leave strange room.
It's like slurping noodles. It's polite etiquette to do it loudly, to show how delicious you find it.
It is highly likely that the man killed on air was previously raped.
I endorse this one.
Meh. Whatever. I knew you'd back out of it.
Elldren has the finest taste.
<3
Because there are few things as good as knowing you helped make another person happy.
The creepiest one.
You exit the STRANGE ROOM.
You enter a STRANGER ROOM.
There is a DOOR. There is a COMPUTER. There is also a PICTURE OF THANATOS.
So hard to tell with [chat], sometimes.
Now to steam some chicken and vegetable bao.
Cheese mushi cake?
You attempt to read the DOOR INSCRIPTION
You recall that you are ILLITERATE.
It's basically super light sponge cake.
It's like if a Twinkie's outside was made of real food.
Sounds good.
Been raiding Uwajimaya's again, eh?
I really hope that Glenn Beck is an elaborate joke meant to take this sketch to its logical extreme.