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Naked Mole [chat]s: They Look Kinda Like Dicks

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    If I read a poem it damn well better be about the meaningless of the human condition

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    reminds me of the time my parents would always walk in on those awkward someone is taking a bath cutscenes in those old PSX RPGs. Both parties just...trying to ignore what's on the screen. What's not leaving the screen. No seriously why do you need to talk to these people naked for so long, game, this is tortuuuuure.

  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    If I read a poem it damn well better be about the meaningless of the human condition
    THE dago shovelman sits by the railroad track
    Eating a noon meal of bread and bologna.
    A train whirls by, and men and women at tables
    Alive with red roses and yellow jonquils,
    Eat steaks running with brown gravy,
    Strawberries and cream, eclaires and coffee.
    The dago shovelman finishes the dry bread and bologna,
    Washes it down with a dipper from the water-boy,
    And goes back to the second half of a ten-hour day's work
    Keeping the road-bed so the roses and jonquils
    Shake hardly at all in the cut glass vases
    Standing slender on the tables in the dining cars.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm probably going to be a lady in Dragon Age

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    WHY IS THE GIFT OPTION GREYED OUT WHEN I'M IN CAMP

    THE TOOLTIP THING SAID CAMP WAS THE BEST TIME TO GET TO KNOW PEOPLE BETTER WHICH I ASSUME MEANS GIVING GIFTS

    HOW DO I GIVE GIFTS

    You give them from the Inventory screen when the character is in your party (so you can't in camp since you aren't in a party).

    Inventory for the character you want to give to, and then it's the same as using an item.
    so i can't give gifts in camp

    GRAR

    I WANT TO BONE MORRIGAN NOW

    It made me feel really awkward.

    Mostly because I made my little man look just like me. The resemblence was kind of eerie.

    And when the big sex scene was going off, Frankie was asleep on the couch next to me. And my little man who looked just like me was woodenly all over the mean girl with her ridiculous panties.

    I spent the minute wincing and really hoping that Frankie did not wake up.

    Awkward.

    I was really glad my room mates didn't walk in on my gay sexing zev.

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nevermind. Found it.

    coolio

    though i need to cool down the frequency of my playing temporarily, or at least find a balance between getting work done and not playing for the ENTIRE DAY god i dont want to fail

    No worries. If we're ever both online, feel free to send me an invite, even if I'm playing somethign else.

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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    But seriously

    Willing suspension of disbelief shattered the moment anyone takes off their pants.

    edit: and why the hell can't you gay sex Alistair he is totes gay I can tell

  • FyreWulffFyreWulff Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    http://thebrainobservatory.ucsd.edu/hm_live.php

    Brain slicing streamed live, it's gonna take them 30 hours to finish this.

    it's this guy's brain:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HM_%28patient%29

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fuck it, I'm playing right now, at least a few rounds, who cares, fuck school

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar | 3DS: 3110-5421-3843 | SS Wishlists |
  • RustRust __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2009
    Tarranon wrote: »
    reminds me of the time my parents would always walk in on those awkward someone is taking a bath cutscenes in those old PSX RPGs. Both parties just...trying to ignore what's on the screen. What's not leaving the screen. No seriously why do you need to talk to these people naked for so long, game, this is tortuuuuure.

    don't blame yourself, blame japan

    fuckin weirdos

  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    The chair of my political science department was like that.

    He was a pretty good guy.

    Like what? Having pixelated sex with Will?

    No.

    A Large Fellow.

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    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    If I read a poem it damn well better be about the meaningless of the human condition
    THE dago shovelman sits by the railroad track
    Eating a noon meal of bread and bologna.
    A train whirls by, and men and women at tables
    Alive with red roses and yellow jonquils,
    Eat steaks running with brown gravy,
    Strawberries and cream, eclaires and coffee.
    The dago shovelman finishes the dry bread and bologna,
    Washes it down with a dipper from the water-boy,
    And goes back to the second half of a ten-hour day's work
    Keeping the road-bed so the roses and jonquils
    Shake hardly at all in the cut glass vases
    Standing slender on the tables in the dining cars.

    Dude you love Chicago we get it.

    It is a fat city full of fat people moniker.

    Put that in your pipe and smoke it Carl Sandburg.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    But seriously

    Willing suspension of disbelief shattered the moment anyone takes off their pants.
    so it'll be just like real life for me am I right

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm probably going to be a lady in Dragon Age

    I cannot play females in RPGs.

    Or, if I have a choice, non-humans.

    Especially dwarves.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    does anyone like dwarves

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    edit: and why the hell can't you gay sex Alistair he is totes gay I can tell

    Dude I know. I totally misled eddy in that I thought for sure that Alistair was beddable. He was totally riding my cock and I was just leading him on.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    does anyone like dwarves

    Lots of people like dwarves.

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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm probably going to be a lady in Dragon Age

    I cannot play females in RPGs.

    Or, if I have a choice, non-humans.

    Especially dwarves.

    Really?

    I mean, I don't usually play guys but I can and do sometimes.

    And dwarves or other non-humans.

    That just seems odd to me.

  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Is everyone beset by horrendous anxiety over their career path, or am I just a weirdo that way?

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Speaking of cities, my brief foray into the world of men has given me a renewed appreciation for how many nice looking people are in and always walking around Athens. It's one of those things you think you wouldn't really miss until you lose it.

  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    If I read a poem it damn well better be about the meaningless of the human condition
    THE dago shovelman sits by the railroad track
    Eating a noon meal of bread and bologna.
    A train whirls by, and men and women at tables
    Alive with red roses and yellow jonquils,
    Eat steaks running with brown gravy,
    Strawberries and cream, eclaires and coffee.
    The dago shovelman finishes the dry bread and bologna,
    Washes it down with a dipper from the water-boy,
    And goes back to the second half of a ten-hour day's work
    Keeping the road-bed so the roses and jonquils
    Shake hardly at all in the cut glass vases
    Standing slender on the tables in the dining cars.

    Dude you love Chicago we get it.

    It is a fat city full of fat people moniker.

    Put that in your pipe and smoke it Carl Sandburg.
    OF my city the worst that men will ever say is this:
    You took little children away from the sun and the dew,
    And the glimmers that played in the grass under the great sky,
    And the reckless rain; you put them between walls
    To work, broken and smothered, for bread and wages,
    To eat dust in their throats and die empty-hearted
    For a little handful of pay on a few Saturday nights.

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    does anyone like dwarves

    I usually use them to play new games.

    They absorb a lot of damage, so you have time to learn.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Speaker wrote: »
    Is everyone beset by horrendous anxiety over their career path, or am I just a weirdo that way?

    I'll let you know when I settle on one.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Speaker wrote: »
    Is everyone beset by horrendous anxiety over their career path, or am I just a weirdo that way?

    Unless you're part of a specific craft, this is normal.

    I mean I figured out most of my career path, but I have no i-fucking-dea how to get past step 1.

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Everything Carl Sandburg wrote applies more to cities in China these days.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    does anyone like dwarves

    someone must because they are in every fucking game

    oh look they live underground in lava city and they are gruff and drink a lot and are really into forging things and have scottish accents yeah

    They suck so much and I shudder to think of the awkwardness that would be a dwarfy sex scene.

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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    edit: and why the hell can't you gay sex Alistair he is totes gay I can tell

    Dude I know. I totally misled eddy in that I thought for sure that Alistair was beddable. He was totally riding my cock and I was just leading him on.

    Alistair is almost, but not quite, as gay as that sentence.

  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I love dwarves!

    They're the best.

  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Speaker wrote: »
    Is everyone beset by horrendous anxiety over their career path, or am I just a weirdo that way?
    The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    Is everyone beset by horrendous anxiety over their career path, or am I just a weirdo that way?
    The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.

    Okay then.

    Being walkers with the dawn and morning,
    Walkers with the sun and morning, we are not afraid of night,
    Nor days of gloom, nor darkness -
    Being walkers with the sun and morning.
  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Speaker wrote: »
    Is everyone beset by horrendous anxiety over their career path, or am I just a weirdo that way?

    Yeah. At least you seem to have your shit together.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Speaker wrote: »
    Is everyone beset by horrendous anxiety over their career path, or am I just a weirdo that way?

    yesss.

    I am ambivalent about the possibility of losing my job because I hate my career field but I don't really think I am qualified for anything else, nor do I think I can find the same kind of money or stability anywhere else.

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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    does anyone like dwarves

    someone must because they are in every fucking game

    oh look they live underground in lava city and they are gruff and drink a lot and are really into forging things and have scottish accents yeah

    They suck so much and I shudder to think of the awkwardness that would be a dwarfy sex scene.

    You're starting to sound just like my mother

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I am not a fan of non-ASCII dorfs in any capacity.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Speaker wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    Is everyone beset by horrendous anxiety over their career path, or am I just a weirdo that way?
    The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.

    Okay then.

    At least you have a hot wife and adorable kid to keep you company. All I have is Zoidberg.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    does anyone like dwarves

    someone must because they are in every fucking game

    oh look they live underground in lava city and they are gruff and drink a lot and are really into forging things and have scottish accents yeah

    They suck so much and I shudder to think of the awkwardness that would be a dwarfy sex scene.

    You're starting to sound just like my mother

    She sounds like a classy lady with discriminating tastes elldren.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My career path consists of Day Job->Technical Writing Classes->Technical Writing Job->Editing Classes->Editing Job

    Day job is giving me fucking nightmares.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ITT we learn that Elldren prefers an ale before charging into battle with her horned helmet and 2-handed hammer.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    Is everyone beset by horrendous anxiety over their career path, or am I just a weirdo that way?
    The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.
    However, Louisa May Alcott reportedly mentioned to Ralph Waldo Emerson that Thoreau's facial hair "will most assuredly deflect amorous advances and preserve the man's virtue in perpetuity."

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    moniker can make the next chat because he is feeling sorry for himself and has only chicago to dry his tears

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