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New comic for 12/02/09

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  • MindLibMindLib Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    you guys talk like a cult

    MindLib on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MindLib wrote: »
    you guys talk like a cult

    Hi welcome to SE++

    Muggins on
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MindLib wrote: »
    you guys talk like a cult

    Maybe it's the cults that talk like us

    Tasteticle on

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So how many of us have nailed Zevran the gay elf?

    I'm betting at least 1/2 of us tried it, then went back to the last save. Played around with Morrigan or perhaps nailed the redhead, but quietly looked over at Zevran with a curious smile.

    Hunter on
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I find him completely annoying, so I haven't.

    But then again, I haven't actually been able to get any follower to like me enough, and I suspect I am very nearly done with the game.

    I guess I am doing it wrong.

    Jasconius on
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Zevran the gay elf

    They stole my larp character

    Tasteticle on

    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jasconius wrote: »
    I find him completely annoying, so I haven't.

    But then again, I haven't actually been able to get any follower to like me enough, and I suspect I am very nearly done with the game.

    I guess I am doing it wrong.

    How can you not get Morrigan into the sack at least? She's a total slut.

    Hunter on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    So how many of us have nailed Zevran the gay elf?

    I'm betting at least 1/2 of us tried it, then went back to the last save. Played around with Morrigan or perhaps nailed the redhead, but quietly looked over at Zevran with a curious smile.

    I didn't even know you could as a guy

    I always thought he was joking

    Gumpy on
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    I find him completely annoying, so I haven't.

    But then again, I haven't actually been able to get any follower to like me enough, and I suspect I am very nearly done with the game.

    I guess I am doing it wrong.

    How can you not get Morrigan into the sack at least? She's a total slut.

    I don't know. I am 1 or 2 notches away from full "like", and I have no dialog options with her at all.

    Jasconius on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So how many of us have nailed Zevran the gay elf?

    I'm betting at least 1/2 of us tried it, then went back to the last save. Played around with Morrigan or perhaps nailed the redhead, but quietly looked over at Zevran with a curious smile.

    I didn't even know you could as a guy

    I always thought he was joking

    You can also scissor with Leliana as a chick from what I hear.

    Hunter on
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So how many of us have nailed Zevran the gay elf?

    I'm betting at least 1/2 of us tried it, then went back to the last save. Played around with Morrigan or perhaps nailed the redhead, but quietly looked over at Zevran with a curious smile.

    I didn't even know you could as a guy

    I always thought he was joking

    Oh man, he was totally joking


    unless you weren't

    Tasteticle on

    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So how many of us have nailed Zevran the gay elf?

    I'm betting at least 1/2 of us tried it, then went back to the last save. Played around with Morrigan or perhaps nailed the redhead, but quietly looked over at Zevran with a curious smile.

    I didn't even know you could as a guy

    I always thought he was joking

    You can also scissor with Leliana as a chick from what I hear.

    But then you have to whip yourself with a cat of nine tails afterward while muttering hymns?

    Jasconius on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So how many of us have nailed Zevran the gay elf?

    I'm betting at least 1/2 of us tried it, then went back to the last save. Played around with Morrigan or perhaps nailed the redhead, but quietly looked over at Zevran with a curious smile.

    I didn't even know you could as a guy

    I always thought he was joking

    Oh man, he was totally joking


    unless you weren't

    I was kidding. I just said "no, I'm a dude but thanks anyway" and went on nailing Morrigan. Gumpy is a complete fag. All fisting Zevran while wearing Antivan leather gloves.

    Hunter on
  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So how many of us have nailed Zevran the gay elf?

    I'm betting at least 1/2 of us tried it, then went back to the last save. Played around with Morrigan or perhaps nailed the redhead, but quietly looked over at Zevran with a curious smile.

    I didn't even know you could as a guy

    I always thought he was joking

    You can also scissor with Leliana as a chick from what I hear.

    But then you have to whip yourself with a cat of nine tails afterward while muttering hymns?

    Why leave the appetizer for dessert? Been a baaaad girl, need some whippn's.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So how many of us have nailed Zevran the gay elf?

    I'm betting at least 1/2 of us tried it, then went back to the last save. Played around with Morrigan or perhaps nailed the redhead, but quietly looked over at Zevran with a curious smile.

    I didn't even know you could as a guy

    I always thought he was joking

    Oh man, he was totally joking


    unless you weren't

    I was kidding. I just said "no, I'm a dude but thanks anyway" and went on nailing Morrigan. Gumpy is a complete fag. All fisting Zevran while wearing Antivan leather gloves.

    I think you misunderstood what I was trying to do

    Tasteticle on

    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
  • QuethalQuethal Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Fugitive wrote: »
    glowing anal beads

    i am intrigued by what google searching this phrase will reveal


    *whisks away*

    much less interesting than expected, i was hoping for LED lit anal beads

    instead all i got were glow in the dark ones




    do they make anal beads that come with those little chem-lite things inside?

    both of those ideas seem very dangerous

    isn't that chem light stuff like

    toxic

    thats why its inside a plastic shell, duh

    i mean for fucks sake every kid wears them around their necks on fourth of july, as long as you dont drink it you should be fine


    and really, if you have a desire to put anal beads in your mouth you have issues

    I'm not sure if I was misinformed, but a friend recently told me that he found out the stuff is non-toxic and once made a mixed drink where he broke open a glow stick and poured in the contents. I have no idea if he was full of shit or not, though.

    Quethal on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So how many of us have nailed Zevran the gay elf?

    I'm betting at least 1/2 of us tried it, then went back to the last save. Played around with Morrigan or perhaps nailed the redhead, but quietly looked over at Zevran with a curious smile.

    I didn't even know you could as a guy

    I always thought he was joking

    Oh man, he was totally joking


    unless you weren't

    I was kidding. I just said "no, I'm a dude but thanks anyway" and went on nailing Morrigan. Gumpy is a complete fag. All fisting Zevran while wearing Antivan leather gloves.

    I think you misunderstood what I was trying to do

    I got it, Tastey, and I thought it was funny.

    Pony on
  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Update!

    I just found out, when he leaves, all of the shit on him appears in Eamon's Chest at the Arl's castle.

    This very important news and more at 11.

    BlackDove on
  • QuethalQuethal Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    BlackDove wrote: »
    Update!

    I just found out, when he leaves, all of the shit on him appears in Eamon's Chest at the Arl's castle.

    This very important news and more at 11.

    But I want the news noooowwww

    That's what the internet is for, us impatient whelps.

    Quethal on
  • ParisInFlamesParisInFlames Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hooray a comic with an actual punchline. I was getting worried.

    ParisInFlames on
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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i heard this game has bestiality

    Burden of Proof on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i heard this game has bestiality

    it's right there in the comic
    elves aren't real people in DA:O

    Abracadaniel on
  • ConstrictorConstrictor The Dork Knight SuburbialandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    legion of the dead armor is better anyway

    Fixed.

    Constrictor on
  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    I find him completely annoying, so I haven't.

    But then again, I haven't actually been able to get any follower to like me enough, and I suspect I am very nearly done with the game.

    I guess I am doing it wrong.

    How can you not get Morrigan into the sack at least? She's a total slut.

    I don't know. I am 1 or 2 notches away from full "like", and I have no dialog options with her at all.
    Jasconius, have you tried giving Morrigan gifts? She likes jewelry.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    morrigan help
    she really likes the gold necklace and the gold mirror

    Abracadaniel on
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    alistair is a butthole for dumping me :I

    Koshian on
  • GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User
    edited December 2009
    HOW I DO SHALE ROMANCE???

    GameGrrl on
  • MorgensternMorgenstern Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm going to go back and replay the version of the Witcher with the uncensored cards.

    Morgenstern on
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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You can't spell bestiality without its best
    bestiality does not have an apostrophe

    SageinaRage on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus What a bright time, it's the Prime time... Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Quethal wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Fugitive wrote: »
    glowing anal beads

    i am intrigued by what google searching this phrase will reveal


    *whisks away*

    much less interesting than expected, i was hoping for LED lit anal beads

    instead all i got were glow in the dark ones




    do they make anal beads that come with those little chem-lite things inside?

    both of those ideas seem very dangerous

    isn't that chem light stuff like

    toxic

    thats why its inside a plastic shell, duh

    i mean for fucks sake every kid wears them around their necks on fourth of july, as long as you dont drink it you should be fine


    and really, if you have a desire to put anal beads in your mouth you have issues

    I'm not sure if I was misinformed, but a friend recently told me that he found out the stuff is non-toxic and once made a mixed drink where he broke open a glow stick and poured in the contents. I have no idea if he was full of shit or not, though.

    Glow sticks are not only toxic but they taste terrible! I don't know if this is because they are toxic or if they add a chemical to make it taste bad so that people don't try consuming it, but it tastes just terrible.

    Before you ask, it was someone else who actually tasted it. He was trying to crack the glow stick "on" by biting it.

    DarkPrimus on
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  • AistanAistan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This. This is a good birthday comic.

    Aistan on
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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    juggernaut armor is better anyway

    Not just that. If I remember rightly, one of the dev posts on the BioWare social site said the Warden Armour scaled to your level depending on at what point in the story you did the DLC mission.

    So if you did the DLC right away as soon as you leave Lothering, it's quite good but soon replaced. Furthermore, even if you leave it until very last minute, there are still better armours in the game. Juggernaut as you said, the Dragonbone set that you can have crafted for you is I believe stats wise the best bar none. Also there's a hidden set in the Deep Roads, and you can mix and match a custom set from the various unique armour pieces in the game. Such as the Warden's Helmet.

    Also, the Blood Dragon armour which is sorta DLC but also included in all new copies for free is statistically one of the better ones too.

    The_Scarab on
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  • ConstrictorConstrictor The Dork Knight SuburbialandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Blood Dragon armor looks like ass though.

    I refuse to wear it during my 2nd playthrough.

    Constrictor on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Zevran isn't gay so much as a WHORE.

    Fucker would pound a nug in the ass if it fancied him.
    But those are MY nugs Zevran, I paid the brothel lady at the PEARL for them.

    Kagera on
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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    If this was Baldur's Gate, someone would create a mod that would make every NPC fuckable, distressingly featuring the mod creator's injected voice.

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Delzhand wrote: »
    can you seriously get robbed of actual monied product in this game?

    If one of your party members leaves, then they leave with what ever equipment they have on them at the time

    So, you can lose items that come from DLC, if you give them out to people and then upset them enough that they decide to run off into the wilderness, but its something pretty avoidable

    Just go back to a save before they leave and strip everything off

    Holy shit, really? Do you have to buy the DLC over again if you don't savestate it?

    Wow. That has seriously made me consider not getting this game, because that is beyond shitty player treatment.

    EDIT: Oh okay, saw Blackdove's post on page 3, nerd rage over

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Green wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Delzhand wrote: »
    can you seriously get robbed of actual monied product in this game?

    If one of your party members leaves, then they leave with what ever equipment they have on them at the time

    So, you can lose items that come from DLC, if you give them out to people and then upset them enough that they decide to run off into the wilderness, but its something pretty avoidable

    Just go back to a save before they leave and strip everything off

    Holy shit, really? Do you have to buy the DLC over again if you don't savestate it?

    Wow. That has seriously made me consider not getting this game, because that is beyond shitty player treatment.

    what

    You can still access the DLC in subsequent playthroughs, it's not like the character leaving in one game magically deletes the code. It makes perfect sense that a party member that you push to the point of leaving (which, outside of Alistair, which is a pretty easily avoided near endgame event) would leave with whatever they were carrying.

    Abracadaniel on
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino omfg Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this...what you have all just described is a game where you go around in saucy armors and seduce NPCs with gold trinkets and more armors in exchange for anal play.

    and you pay money for this?

    fightinfilipino on
  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this...what you have all just described is a game where you go around in saucy armors and seduce NPCs with gold trinkets and more armors in exchange for anal play.

    and you pay money for this?

    Some.

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    so exactly how much spoilers does this comic contain

    i have to wait until after finals for dragon age

    ronzo on
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