No [HESHERS] For Christmas

Morgenstern

OP copied from previous thread, done by METAzrael.

HESHER
n.

1. See also Butt Rocker.

2. Any form of rock music and / or listener, sporting a mullet, eye makeup, hairspray, tight acid washed jeans and hi-top Reeboks.

Don't ask me - the title comes from the fey will of the mods above.

Welcome to the Grand Battalion Nekrokreuz Sigma Save the Avanc Bakesale: Convocation at Tain Hollow (aka let's talk about cool music and satan and stuff). You may have entered a hesher, but you'll leave on a screaming motorcycle driven by wings of liquid fire. From hell.

These things we know...

Some basic guidelines for people just joining up with us:

• we know that dethklok are the brutalest
• we know that Dragonforce are the noodliest
• we know that Opeth is some craaaazy shit, dog
• we do, in fact, not look down upon Between the Buried and Me
• we do, in fact, look down harshly upon Killswitch Engage

Please keep in mind - kvlties just wanna have fun. If you can dig that, bring your black leather and come masturbate with us to the butteriest riffs this side of the gulf of Darien.

And, when you're itching for some more meat in your metal, follow this lovely portal of a picture for all the reviews you could shake a cock at.


Let's not forget those that came before!
PA.fm 2007 review thread
Our first community review blog
July 06 to April 07
June to December 08
January 09 to May 09
June 09 to November 09

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As decreed by the Elder Masters themselves, the year 2010 will be known as the Year of DARKTHRONE.

Let it be known.

Morgenstern

K, we can delete this one. Someone else made the new metal thread.