Webcomics: The twilight of decency

Sal

This is a thread for webcomics

Here is one right now!



If it makes you feel better the bang bus went on to become a rock n' roll bus. In the fall of 2006 it crashed, killing everyone on board, along with 14 baby ducks and a puppy

Grey Ghost

SECULARISM

Seriously

I didn't in fact know that the bang bus was a passenger van

I am dissappointed it is not an actual bus.

unintentional

WHERE IS THE ALT TEXT

I DEMAND BOGEYY LOCK THIS ONE AS WELL

We deserve better!

crwth

is this the twilight thread???

Snowbeat

team jacob only crwth

crwth

:x:x

Seriously

Doesn't Jacob...lose?

Snowbeat

jacob loves a baby

Grey Ghost

Seriously wrote: »

Doesn't Jacob...lose?

Your sig is the best

Wimble

haha crwth is so bad at making threads you guys

Centipede Damascus

Seriously wrote: »

Doesn't Jacob...lose?

real Twilight fans pretend the fourth book never happened

crwth

Wimble wrote: »

haha crwth is so bad at making threads you guys

wimble man i am so broken up right now and i do not need you patronizing me!

Sal

OP has been edited to accomodate unintentional's nagging

unintentional

Sal wrote: »

OP has been edited to accomodate unintentional's nagging

Damn straight

ThatDudeOverThere

man don't give in to his whining

you'll just train him to do that every time he wants something

Cold Salmon and Hatred

Sal

I'm just doing what the parenting book says to do

Bogey

unintentional wrote: »

Sal wrote: »

OP has been edited to accomodate unintentional's nagging

Damn straight

The system works!

crwth

sure

zot posts jerkcity and everyone's cool

but i post it and BOOM locked thread!

Zoel

well we hold you to a higher standard

World as Myth

TEAM EDWARD

Sal

Listen crwth

I didn't want to say it

But the real reason your thread got locked is because of your face

Your ugly, ugly face

Bogey

crwth wrote: »

sure

zot posts jerkcity and everyone's cool

but i post it and BOOM locked thread!

Don't worry, he'll get jailed for it soon enough.

crwth

Sal wrote: »

Listen crwth

I didn't want to say it

But the real reason your thread got locked is because of your face

Your ugly, ugly face

this is a decent reason

ThatDudeOverThere

that sucks though

because that was a pretty sweet gif crwth made

AMP'd

World as Myth wrote: »

TEAM EDWARD

A duck!

AMP'd wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

TEAM EDWARD

NOW I GET IT.

Zoel

I think it's safe to say that as a collective entity we know a lot more about Twilight than is probably healthy.

Wimble

aw, when the "shatter crwths confidence" quota is exceeded, I just want to hug him and kiss him and stroke his hair and then when he wakes up I will tell him that I hate him again because I just can't be that vulnerable again. not again

A duck!

So does anyone ever have sex in a Twilight book?

unintentional

duck, they have vampire sex and the vampire fetus breaks her fucking spine with its super strength

Centipede Damascus

A duck! wrote: »

So does anyone ever have sex in a Twilight book?

they get married and he sexes her so hard he knocks her unconscious

Zoel

A duck! wrote: »

So does anyone ever have sex in a Twilight book?

spoilered to avoid provoking the holy spirit

Spoiler:

yeah Bella is beaten bloody by Edward when they do it and she likes it. It's the first thing they do after they get married.

Tommy2Hands

A duck! wrote: »

So does anyone ever have sex in a Twilight book?

All I know is that the chick gets a vampire fetus in her at some point and Edward has to bite through her stomach to get it out


E: Fuck all of you

A duck!

Whoooooooaaaaaaaaa. Wake me up when they get to that in the movies!

A duck!

Wait, are you guys actually serious?

pillow

Zoel wrote: »

A duck! wrote: »

So does anyone ever have sex in a Twilight book?

spoilered to avoid provoking the holy spirit

Spoiler:

yeah Bella is beaten bloody by Edward when they do it and she likes it. It's the first thing they do after they get married.

whoa really?

edit - nevermind I hate you all

unintentional

haha we all said different things and they're all horrifying

and yes those are all plot points.

Also the werewolf falls in love with the baby.

Bogey

It totally wasn't me that locked this!

I'm guessing it was LARLAR!

Larlar

We locked a Jerkcity edit for a discussion on Twilight. I'm only doing what Bogey would do himself if he knew, but he's probably already killed himself.