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A [chat]hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I think I'm going to bed

    winky if I wake up

    and I am not in your comic, leading a team of sexy R&B singers on superhero missions of love

    heads will roll

    this is not nam winky

    there are rules

    skippydumptruck on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    See, honey dipper.

    HoneyDipper

    For dipping honey.

    Passerbye on
  • CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Skippy, here's my old sig so it makes more sense to you.

    000qt703

    that still kinda looks like a beaker full of urine

    and that brush thingy reminds me of the thing I use to scrub my toilet

    It's a honey dipper, dammit.

    First someone thinks it's a euphemism for sex.
    Then it's a jar of pee.
    Now there's a toilet brush involved?!

    What are you people, [chat]ters or something?

    Well if its a toilet brush wouldn't it then by a jar full of old, stale, possibly congealed in some way urine?

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    so you don't even see your own sig?

    yes, that's right
    what the fuck

    skippy i will slap you and then steal all your weed

    I MOSTLY BROWSE THE FORUMS AT WORK

    I CANT HAVE YOUR DOODADS CLUTTERING UP MY XCEL SPRED SHEETS AND WORK DOCS .DOCX
    I WILL DRINK YOU TO DEATH

    glug glug glug

    unf unf

    *kissing sounds*

    o.o

    skippydumptruck on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    so you don't even see your own sig?

    yes, that's right
    what the fuck

    skippy i will slap you and then steal all your weed

    I MOSTLY BROWSE THE FORUMS AT WORK

    I CANT HAVE YOUR DOODADS CLUTTERING UP MY XCEL SPRED SHEETS AND WORK DOCS .DOCX
    I WILL DRINK YOU TO DEATH

    glug glug glug

    unf unf

    *kissing sounds*

    o.o
    this is so hot

    MikeMan on
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    The thing is, if I had a tuxedo I would make up excuses to wear it. I love dressing up. It would be nice to have something nicer than my regular ol' two-button suit that would match evening gowns more properly.

    Also I would look fantastic having afternoon tea at the Empress or for other fancy activities I would otherwise feel odd doing.


    List of people that own tuxedos:
    butlers
    lounge piano players
    bathroom attendants
    James Bond
    magicians
    concierges

    those are all badass what's your point?

    Yeah, love those stories about badass bathroom attendants.

    Wait you never read 'They Came From Stall 12'?

    Greeper on
  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    See, honey dipper.

    HoneyDipper

    For dipping honey.

    You'd think people have never seen a Honey Nut Cheerios or Honeycomb comercial.

    That's where I usually see a honey dipper.

    Staxeon on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    coo coo for coco puffs

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Corbius wrote: »
    Well if its a toilet brush wouldn't it then by a jar full of old, stale, possibly congealed in some way urine?

    No, urine doesn't congeal like that.
    Staxeon wrote: »
    You'd think people have never seen a Honey Nut Cheerios or Honeycomb comercial.

    That's where I usually see a honey dipper.

    Again, you know what's what. I find a sensation of endearment developing towards you, my fine Darthish friend.

    Who are you and why have I not seen you around [chat] before? :)

    Passerbye on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Skippy, here's my old sig so it makes more sense to you.

    000qt703

    that still kinda looks like a beaker full of urine

    and that brush thingy reminds me of the thing I use to scrub my toilet

    It's a honey dipper, dammit.

    First someone thinks it's a euphemism for sex.
    Then it's a jar of pee.
    Now there's a toilet brush involved?!

    What are you people, [chat]ters or something?

    Those are the thoughts that went through my mind too.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Honey dippers are only in those commercials right? Real people don't use them.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Honey dippers are only in those commercials right? Real people don't use them.

    Correct. Maybe the amish or some shit, if they've figured out beekeeping.

    TL DR on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Honey dippers are only in those commercials right? Real people don't use them.

    My dad uses one. Memories of making breakfast with him while I was growing up were why I chose the honey pot and honey dipper as my av/sig combo. :P

    Passerbye on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    God I love caffeine.

    Alecthar on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I can't imagine when you'd use one.

    "I want a large amount of honey, but I don't want to measure how much I get and I want it to make a mess."

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Corbius wrote: »
    Well if its a toilet brush wouldn't it then by a jar full of old, stale, possibly congealed in some way urine?

    No, urine doesn't congeal like that.
    Staxeon wrote: »
    You'd think people have never seen a Honey Nut Cheerios or Honeycomb comercial.

    That's where I usually see a honey dipper.

    Again, you know what's what. I find a sensation of endearment developing towards you, my fine Darthish friend.

    Who are you and why have I not seen you around [chat] before? :)

    I just tell it how it is, which is usually blunt.

    Oddly I've never thought to come into D&D, I'm usually hanging around SE++.

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Honey dippers are only in those commercials right? Real people don't use them.

    I think my grandparents have one, but lord knows why. I still say that looks more like a toilet scrubber.

    Wash on
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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Honey dippers are only in those commercials right? Real people don't use them.

    My dad uses one. Memories of making breakfast with him while I was growing up were why I chose the honey pot and honey dipper as my av/sig combo. :P

    They're pretty common in germany, given that honey is pretty popular as a topping for broetchen.

    Plus trying to use a metal spoon with honey is a huge bitch.

    Alecthar on
  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Honey dippers are only in those commercials right? Real people don't use them.

    I buy my honey inside a plastic bear, which needs no extra utensils.

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My thoughts on Staxeon:

    Great signature.
    Who doesn't think bathroom attendants are badass though?

    Greeper on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Corbius wrote: »
    Well if its a toilet brush wouldn't it then by a jar full of old, stale, possibly congealed in some way urine?

    No, urine doesn't congeal like that.
    Staxeon wrote: »
    You'd think people have never seen a Honey Nut Cheerios or Honeycomb comercial.

    That's where I usually see a honey dipper.

    Again, you know what's what. I find a sensation of endearment developing towards you, my fine Darthish friend.

    Who are you and why have I not seen you around [chat] before? :)

    I just tell it how it is, which is usually blunt.

    Oddly I've never thought to come into D&D, I'm usually hanging around SE++.

    You should hang out here. We're pretty awesome.

    Alecthar on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    I just tell it how it is, which is usually blunt.

    Oddly I've never thought to come into D&D, I'm usually hanging around SE++.

    Well, I'm glad you're here. :)

    DK - Honey dippers are actually less messy. The only thing easier is the squeeze bottle, which is no good if you buy your honey raw since that's always in a jar.

    Passerbye on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Honey dippers are only in those commercials right? Real people don't use them.

    My dad uses one. Memories of making breakfast with him while I was growing up were why I chose the honey pot and honey dipper as my av/sig combo. :P

    They're pretty common in germany, given that honey is pretty popular as a topping for broetchen.

    Plus trying to use a metal spoon with honey is a huge bitch.

    Gah, I'm glad someone else noticed this.

    Proper kitchen utensils are really the only thing I get picky about. :lol:

    Passerbye on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've always used a bent soup spoon for small amounts and a small ladle for cooking. I used a honey dipper once at my grandmother's house. If you can't store it right in the jar, there's no point. It's just makes a mess and it's annoying to clean.

    Donkey Kong on
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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wow, thanks to the various compliments. It is pretty cool in here.

    Sorry though Greeper, I still don't see the cool factor in someone who hangs out in the shitter all day with hand towels.

    Staxeon on
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    No man should have that kind of power.
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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Honey dippers are only in those commercials right? Real people don't use them.

    My dad uses one. Memories of making breakfast with him while I was growing up were why I chose the honey pot and honey dipper as my av/sig combo. :P

    They're pretty common in germany, given that honey is pretty popular as a topping for broetchen.

    Plus trying to use a metal spoon with honey is a huge bitch.

    Gah, I'm glad someone else noticed this.

    Proper kitchen utensils are really the only thing I get picky about. :lol:

    I'm not a stickler for proper utensils, really, excepting cases of utility. A honey dipper is designed to dip honey, it's the right tool for the job.

    Alecthar on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    john what's up man

    nothing. I am playing WoW, where as I should be wasting time watching a movie.

    also I think I'm not going to school next semester. and I need a job.

    that's what's up.

    what's up with you.

    Variable on
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Other people who own tuxedos:
    princes
    politicians
    people from the late 1800's

    I happen to be in love with fashion of that era.

    James on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I realize now that I have never used honey that did not come out of a bear.

    So I suppose I can't comment but man.

    More effective than a spoon?

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've always used a bent soup spoon for small amounts and a small ladle for cooking.

    But that can cause drips and what-not. A honey dipper doesn't.

    Passerbye on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    john what's up man

    nothing. I am playing WoW, where as I should be wasting time watching a movie.

    also I think I'm not going to school next semester. and I need a job.

    that's what's up.

    what's up with you.
    why you ain't goin to school

    i'm chillin. figuring out what classes to take this coming semester

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Honey dippers are only in those commercials right? Real people don't use them.

    I buy my honey inside a plastic bear, which needs no extra utensils.

    I don't know why anyone would choose a jar and honey dipper over a plastic bear.

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Wow, thanks to the various compliments. It is pretty cool in here.

    Sorry though Greeper, I still don't see the cool factor in someone who hangs out in the shitter all day with hand towels.

    The ash fell from his cigar into the open toliet, that single speck of light was the only source of illumination in the dim bathroom by which I could make out his features: Grizzled with age and a hard life, this man had certainly seen some strange shit. "You think this is just another job, boy? You think you can collect your nine bucks an hour and be done with it? Nah, son, this job stays with you. This is what defines men. The weak can't take it, they just give up. We put them in the woman's bathroom.

    This, son, this is hell itself."

    Greeper on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Honey dippers are only in those commercials right? Real people don't use them.

    I buy my honey inside a plastic bear, which needs no extra utensils.

    I don't know why anyone would choose a jar and honey dipper over a plastic bear.

    They even sell empty plastic bears at the supermarket, or at least they do at mine, for use with your own honey.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've tought rad a lot of Chinese.

    Kind of ashamed.

    Quid on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Honey dippers are only in those commercials right? Real people don't use them.

    I buy my honey inside a plastic bear, which needs no extra utensils.

    I don't know why anyone would choose a jar and honey dipper over a plastic bear.

    Because raw honeys put the bland mixed bear honeys to shame.

    Do you know how many different kinds of honey there are?

    Passerbye on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    I've tought rad a lot of Chinese.

    Kind of ashamed.

    i bet you speak like the folk from Firely

    Wash on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    oh thanks NJ state government, for suggesting the following job as "Current Job Opportunities Matching Your Work Experience":

    Package Handler Clifton, NJ

    MikeMan on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I realize now that I have never used honey that did not come out of a bear.

    DUE

    that wasn't honey

    D:

    Wash on
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