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My Ass is Bleeding!
Sir CarcassI have been shown the end of my worldRound Rock, TXRegistered Userregular
I just got through taking a dump and felt something odd, so I took a look at the toilet paper. Blood everywhere! It wasn't enough to drip into the water, but it was all over the toilet paper every time I tried again. I think it slowed down now.
I'm thinking it was probably a hemorrhoid I didn't know I had that burst, or something. Is this likely? Am I going to die?