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1st annual 'Shut Up and Make Us a Goddamn Videogame' BACK FROM THE GOD DANG DEAD

KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACKInternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
edited December 2010 in Social Entropy++
so we got a bunch of folks who know about computers and dream of making awful games

why ain't you shut up about your awful game idea and make it

here's the deal

lets have a contest

lets talk about how the contest should go

lets talk about who's gonna enter


it ain't take a large amount of time to make a simple game or a single level of a larger game, and that's all we need

what do you say

Knob on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    what about a game thats like doom but all the enemies are dicks

  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited December 2009
    Someone invent Zelda.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    what about a game thats like doom but all the enemies are dicks

    i kinda already made that one

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    a game like Ikaruga but with more shit going on

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I can write stuff

    does somebody need me to write stuff

    somebody make a y freelance vowel game

    it should be like typing of the dead

    but without the dead

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  • HenroidHenroid Gibberish Cold white sand!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    How about mods for games?

    $50 to the person who makes a good mod for Oblivion set to Zelda.

    Edit - yay I can see shoe's posts without having to click text for it. :D

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    A game where the only enemy is yourself and nothing is as it seems.

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    How about mods for games?

    $50 to the person who makes a good mod for Oblivion set to Zelda.

    your sig says you shouldn't be making those kinds of offers

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    a game where you just watch south park reruns

  • HenroidHenroid Gibberish Cold white sand!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    How about mods for games?

    $50 to the person who makes a good mod for Oblivion set to Zelda.

    your sig says you shouldn't be making those kinds of offers

    That's true but on the other hand nobody is ever going to make a decent looking Zelda mod (like even just armor).

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    what kind of guy wants a zelda mod for oblivion anyway

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    A game where the only goal is to hit people in the groin with hockey sticks. I say we call it Cock Shot.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    what kind of guy wants a zelda mod for oblivion anyway

    somebody who wants two monotonous games for the price of one

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    umm I'm sorta creative and have a little design experience

    I guess I can be an idea dude

    sign me up

    oh yeah and I can write stuff too

    Shoe and I can be writing buddies

  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I make terrible videogames all the time.
    This is something that I would heartily support.

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    you guys aren't being serious about this

    we should totally make a game

    or several

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    what kind of guy wants a zelda mod for oblivion anyway

    somebody who wants two monotonous games for the price of one

    COLLECT ALL 15 DARK TRIFORCE SHARDS

    THEY ARE HIDDEN IN THESE OBLIVION GATES

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    this is going to be seven thousand guys going 'i can't do any of the actual work but i'd be a great designer/writer/playtester if anyone who can do the hard stuff wants to team up'

    isn't it

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    GSM wrote: »
    I make terrible videogames all the time.
    This is something that I would heartily support.

    i knew you'd be down

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    this is going to be seven thousand guys going 'i can't do any of the actual work but i'd be a great designer/writer/playtester if anyone who can do the hard stuff wants to team up'

    isn't it

    of course it is.

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  • HenroidHenroid Gibberish Cold white sand!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Someone make a Doom-like game featuring a cereal theme.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    well fuck it

    i can make a rad game solo

    i know gsm can

    neville you can whip something playable and silly up in a weekend can't you

    there's at least 3

  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i can't do any of the actual work but i'd be a great designer/writer/playtester if anyone who can do the hard stuff wants to team up

  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    so are we talking straight up games

    or can it be like a Source mod or something

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    i dunno yet, that's what we're talking about

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    this is going to be seven thousand guys going 'i can't do any of the actual work but i'd be a great designer/writer/playtester if anyone who can do the hard stuff wants to team up'

    isn't it

    sorry, let me learn C+ and get back to you

    shouldn't take too long right

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    no wait I don't want to do that because it's boring, whoops

    boring to me, I should say

    nothing wrong with programming, I benefit from it a lot!

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    this is going to be seven thousand guys going 'i can't do any of the actual work but i'd be a great designer/writer/playtester if anyone who can do the hard stuff wants to team up'

    isn't it

    sorry, let me learn C+ and get back to you

    shouldn't take too long right

    right

    just get like c+ cliffs notes

  • scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    this is going to be seven thousand guys going 'i can't do any of the actual work but i'd be a great designer/writer/playtester if anyone who can do the hard stuff wants to team up'

    isn't it

    I'm really more of an idea guy, you see

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    well fuck it

    i can make a rad game solo

    i know gsm can

    neville you can whip something playable and silly up in a weekend can't you

    there's at least 3

    I can, but not at the moment. We're working on First Playable which is due Friday.

    and its C++, not C+.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    you guys should do this though for serious

    even if the games are all sucky flash games I will play them

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    well fuck it

    i can make a rad game solo

    i know gsm can

    neville you can whip something playable and silly up in a weekend can't you

    there's at least 3

    I can, but not at the moment. We're working on First Playable which is due Friday.

    and its C++, not C+.

    wasn't thinking about starting until after the holidays

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    well fuck it

    i can make a rad game solo

    i know gsm can

    neville you can whip something playable and silly up in a weekend can't you

    there's at least 3

    I can, but not at the moment. We're working on First Playable which is due Friday.

    and its C++, not C+.

    wasn't thinking about starting until after the holidays

    It depends on what kind of game.
    Do I have the time to whip up a shitty, shitty, shitty 2D engine?
    Yeah.

    But not much more than that.
    Do you actually know C++ too Knob?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    i have a pretty rudimentary knowledge of c++ and a bookshelf of reference

    shit takes me longer than it should, but i get by

  • TechnicalityTechnicality Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I write some sucky flash games from time to time...

    Wake me up if something actually happens.

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Whoops, didn't see you'd made a thread for this already so I posted in the Aughts thread:

    I would totally enter this! My art sucks though.

    Actually, what would be cool since we have so many awesome artists here would be to do something like TIGSource's Assemblee: a bunch of artists make some assets and then a bunch of programmers/designers make a game out of them

  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    well I fiddled around in Hammer a couple years ago. nothing good, just the beginner tutorials and whatnot

    never had any incentive to buckle down and do anything with it really. I could learn, I guess? going to have a good bit of free time coming up

    so maybe?

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I can do programming and design, for 2D stuff I'm most comfortable with flash, for 3D stuff I'd probably take a look at Unity, I'm not a low level coder so I like to make use of libraries and shit that do all the hard work for me.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    does it have to be a videogame?

    I could invent a new version of extreme frisbee where you throw sawblades instead?

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    but Knooobbbb the designer stuff is the only thing I know how to doooo!

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