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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    lunch sucked.

    subway :(

    Subway is for lose. Why would you eat lose?

    It is your fault for eating lose.

    it was next to the post office.

    NEVER eat food that is next to a post office!

    well shit.

    Dunadan019 on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    One of the really great things about Aliens is that Signorine Weaver is a female action hero rather then just a guy with tits.
    No.

    Would you care to elaborate?

    The no was a suggestion for you to elaborate, your argument after all. I'd actually be fairly interested to hear it.

    Roles for females in action movies tend to fall into two categories. They are the damsel in distress or if they are the hero, they are an extremely masculine woman. Someone who is one of the boys and just happens to have breasts. Vasquez is an example of the later stereotype. Ripely isn't either of those two roles. She's fully capable of taking care of herself, while at the same time taking on feminine gender roles.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Also,

    The pro-ana movement is terrifying.

    Like, straight up why would this happen in the world terrifying.

    yeah, it's pretty messed up.
    Next thing you know they'll be demanding to only pay for half an airline seat.

    makes for a pretty sexy GIS.

    what is this movement or will i regret this question?

    Arch on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Arch wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Also,

    The pro-ana movement is terrifying.

    Like, straight up why would this happen in the world terrifying.

    yeah, it's pretty messed up.
    Next thing you know they'll be demanding to only pay for half an airline seat.

    makes for a pretty sexy GIS.

    what is this movement or will i regret this question?

    Pro-anorexia.

    Inquisitor on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    In Soviet Russia, Ripley eats you.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Seth Rogen slimily fucking Anna Faris resonates as one of the more uncomfortable scenes in film history for me.

    seth rogan himself is one of the least funny people I can think of. I would rather listen to Jerry Seinfeld and Ray romano comare nose size than listen to 1 second of seth rogan.

    any movie he's in sucks. automatically.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Abdhyius on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    One of the really great things about Aliens is that Signorine Weaver is a female action hero rather then just a guy with tits.
    No.

    Would you care to elaborate?

    The no was a suggestion for you to elaborate, your argument after all. I'd actually be fairly interested to hear it.

    Roles for females in action movies tend to fall into two categories. They are the damsel in distress or if they are the hero, they are an extremely masculine woman. Someone who is one of the boys and just happens to have breasts. Vasquez is an example of the later stereotype. Ripely isn't either of those two roles. She's fully capable of taking care of herself, while at the same time taking on feminine gender roles.

    Mother figure, protector, and strong enough to be attractive

    she is such a confusing character

    Arch on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Also,

    The pro-ana movement is terrifying.

    Like, straight up why would this happen in the world terrifying.

    yeah, it's pretty messed up.
    Next thing you know they'll be demanding to only pay for half an airline seat.

    makes for a pretty sexy GIS.

    what is this movement or will i regret this question?

    Pro-anorexia.

    :cry:

    Arch on
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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Coffee is so good. Doot doot doot.

    firewaterword on
    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Also,

    The pro-ana movement is terrifying.

    Like, straight up why would this happen in the world terrifying.

    yeah, it's pretty messed up.
    Next thing you know they'll be demanding to only pay for half an airline seat.

    makes for a pretty sexy GIS.

    what is this movement or will i regret this question?

    Pro-anorexia.

    this lovely skinny girl has provided a bunch of pro-anorexia weblinks on her xanga.

    not entirely safe for work:
    http://lovelyskinnygirls.xanga.com/574375387/item/

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Seth Rogen slimily fucking Anna Faris resonates as one of the more uncomfortable scenes in film history for me.

    seth rogan himself is one of the least funny people I can think of. I would rather listen to Jerry Seinfeld and Ray romano comare nose size than listen to 1 second of seth rogan.

    any movie he's in sucks. automatically.

    dood, Zach and Miri was great. So was Knocked Up.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    they mostly chat at work

    mostly

    Senjutsu on
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Seth Rogen slimily fucking Anna Faris resonates as one of the more uncomfortable scenes in film history for me.

    seth rogan himself is one of the least funny people I can think of. I would rather listen to Jerry Seinfeld and Ray romano comare nose size than listen to 1 second of seth rogan.

    any movie he's in sucks. automatically.

    dood, Zach and Miri was great. So was Knocked Up.

    knocked up was terrible and zach and miri was only middling at best.

    Dunadan019 on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Seth Rogen slimily fucking Anna Faris resonates as one of the more uncomfortable scenes in film history for me.

    seth rogan himself is one of the least funny people I can think of. I would rather listen to Jerry Seinfeld and Ray romano comare nose size than listen to 1 second of seth rogan.

    any movie he's in sucks. automatically.

    dood, Zach and Miri was great. So was Knocked Up.
    He's Chris Farley with a sense of smug satisfaction, 50 less pounds, and no physical comedy.

    matt has a problem on
    nibXTE7.png
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Seth Rogen slimily fucking Anna Faris resonates as one of the more uncomfortable scenes in film history for me.

    seth rogan himself is one of the least funny people I can think of. I would rather listen to Jerry Seinfeld and Ray romano comare nose size than listen to 1 second of seth rogan.

    any movie he's in sucks. automatically.

    dood, Zach and Miri was great. So was Knocked Up.

    Superbad was also fantastic

    Senjutsu on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Arch wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    One of the really great things about Aliens is that Signorine Weaver is a female action hero rather then just a guy with tits.
    No.

    Would you care to elaborate?

    The no was a suggestion for you to elaborate, your argument after all. I'd actually be fairly interested to hear it.

    Roles for females in action movies tend to fall into two categories. They are the damsel in distress or if they are the hero, they are an extremely masculine woman. Someone who is one of the boys and just happens to have breasts. Vasquez is an example of the later stereotype. Ripely isn't either of those two roles. She's fully capable of taking care of herself, while at the same time taking on feminine gender roles.

    Mother figure, protector, and strong enough to be attractive

    she is such a confusing character

    It's one of those things that makes Ripley so great in that film.

    Thomamelas on
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    And they've all become lesbians because they've been in the camp for so long

    It can happen.

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Om nom nom nom. Fooooooooooooood!!

    WMain00 on
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Seth Rogen slimily fucking Anna Faris resonates as one of the more uncomfortable scenes in film history for me.

    seth rogan himself is one of the least funny people I can think of. I would rather listen to Jerry Seinfeld and Ray romano comare nose size than listen to 1 second of seth rogan.

    any movie he's in sucks. automatically.

    dood, Zach and Miri was great. So was Knocked Up.

    Superbad was also fantastic

    superbad had limited seth rogan screen time.

    Dunadan019 on
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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Also,

    The pro-ana movement is terrifying.

    Like, straight up why would this happen in the world terrifying.

    yeah, it's pretty messed up.
    Next thing you know they'll be demanding to only pay for half an airline seat.

    makes for a pretty sexy GIS.

    what is this movement or will i regret this question?

    Pro-anorexia.

    this lovely skinny girl has provided a bunch of pro-anorexia weblinks on her xanga.

    not entirely safe for work:
    http://lovelyskinnygirls.xanga.com/574375387/item/

    Thinspiration!

    firewaterword on
    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Actually, I think that Carrie did a similar genre jump to Alien/Aliens, in the same film. I mean, it was obviously a horror movie, but it started out as a period drama.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    I like Seth Rogen's films (including Observe & Report)

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    lunch sucked.

    subway :(

    Subway is for lose. Why would you eat lose?

    It is your fault for eating lose.

    it was next to the post office.

    NEVER eat food that is next to a post office!

    well shit.

    Did your parents never teach you that?

    _J_ on
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    lunch sucked.

    subway :(

    Subway is for lose. Why would you eat lose?

    It is your fault for eating lose.

    it was next to the post office.

    NEVER eat food that is next to a post office!

    well shit.

    Did your parents never teach you that?

    my parents died from food poisoning they got from a....

    IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

    Dunadan019 on
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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My boss is watching anti-global warming propaganda or something. the guy has an english accent though so it must be right.

    firewaterword on
    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Seth Rogen slimily fucking Anna Faris resonates as one of the more uncomfortable scenes in film history for me.

    seth rogan himself is one of the least funny people I can think of. I would rather listen to Jerry Seinfeld and Ray romano comare nose size than listen to 1 second of seth rogan.

    any movie he's in sucks. automatically.

    dood, Zach and Miri was great. So was Knocked Up.

    Superbad was also fantastic

    superbad had limited seth rogan screen time.

    but he was in it, and you're a fool if you think it sucks.

    ditto 40 year old virgin

    Senjutsu on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Seth Rogen on Jimmy Kimmel was pretty funny though.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNO6OUd6iOc

    matt has a problem on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    I like Seth Rogen's films (including Observe & Report)

    I enjoy his lovable stoner charm

    Senjutsu on
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    * Wynne: Are all qunari as quiet as you are?
    * Sten: Are all mages as chatty as you?
    * Wynne: ... That's fair.

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Om nom nom nom. Fooooooooooooood!!

    lol. her mantra:
    Because Everyone will envy me
    Because I will have so much confidence
    Because I will look good in any outfit
    Because I will not be jealous of anyone
    Because I will not be self-conscious
    Because I am sick of this cycle of eating
    Because I havent succeeded yet
    Because I dont want to be crazy forever
    Because I want to be better
    Because I dont want to be fat
    Because Fat is hideous
    Because I am not comfortable in my own skin
    Because I will be
    Because It is all I can think about
    Because Ive come this far
    Because I am sick of waiting
    Because My boyfriend will have perfect girl
    Because I want her to be me
    Because I am stronger than food
    Because I am stronger than genetics
    Because Food poisons me
    Because Food makes me physically ill
    Because God gave me willpower
    Because Food is evil
    Because I have to break the addiction
    Because I will hate myself if I dont
    Because I cry every night out of disgust at myself
    Because I am afraid to weigh myself
    Because The glory will be mine
    Because I have to endure
    Because I can be perfect, I just have to be strong
    Because Of yesterday
    Because Of tomorrow
    Because OF TODAY
    Because I will surprise everyone
    Because My bones are almost showing
    Because Food isnt good for anything
    Because Ive let myself go too much
    Because Carbohydrates are the devil
    Because I wont get any satisfaction from eating
    Because Everyone thinks I cant do it
    Because No one takes me seriously
    Because I cry when I look in the mirror
    Because It will make me happy
    Because Tomorrow never comes
    Because I will prove that I can succeed
    Because Ive wanted this for years
    Because I can do it!
    Because Im almost there
    Because Ive worked so hard
    Because I will be xsmall and size 0
    Because I dont deserve to eat yet
    Because Every guy will want me
    Because Every girl will want to be me
    Because I will be better than everyone
    Because I will look better than everyone
    Because I want to be happy with myself
    Because The scale tells the truth
    Because I will find him and he will want me forever
    Because I will beat the odds
    Because I will do whatever it takes
    Because I dont need food to survive
    Because Tastes never last
    Because Weight lasts forever
    Because 3500 cals in 1 lb
    Because 100 cals = running 1 mile
    Because Im almost there
    Because Imagine how GW will feel
    Because Imagine how GW will look
    Because MK can do it, I can too
    Because I will love myself for once
    Because double-digits have been my dream
    Because Im so close
    Because Hard work WILL pay off
    Because I will look like a model
    Because Food is overrated
    Because I am better than that
    Because No one wants a cow
    Because Fat is the devil.

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You know who else spoke with an accent?

    Hitler

    Senjutsu on
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I enjoyed Pineapple Express.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wow, 91% for 45 reviews isn't bad. It's going to end up being at least a 70% once all the reviews come in.

    I may see this movie.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    lunch sucked.

    subway :(

    Subway is for lose. Why would you eat lose?

    It is your fault for eating lose.

    it was next to the post office.

    NEVER eat food that is next to a post office!

    well shit.

    Did your parents never teach you that?

    my parents died from food poisoning they got from a....

    IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

    Indeed.

    Feel free to become a vigilante to exact justice in memory of their needless post office food related deaths.

    _J_ on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I think what helps ripley as a character in aliens is that she's not military. Writers tend to think of everyone in the military who's not a main character as either a gruff hard ass or a sarcastic dumbshit (So you're either Drake or Hudson) they use women the same way.

    I've never served, maybe there are a lot of vasquez's, I'd figure there are probably more ripleys though.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    GW?

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Seth Rogen slimily fucking Anna Faris resonates as one of the more uncomfortable scenes in film history for me.

    seth rogan himself is one of the least funny people I can think of. I would rather listen to Jerry Seinfeld and Ray romano comare nose size than listen to 1 second of seth rogan.

    any movie he's in sucks. automatically.

    dood, Zach and Miri was great. So was Knocked Up.

    Superbad was also fantastic

    superbad had limited seth rogan screen time.

    but he was in it, and you're a fool if you think it sucks.

    ditto 40 year old virgin

    automatic suckage can be brought up by reducing seth rogan screen time or by excellent performances by other actors.

    Dunadan019 on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    You know who else spoke with an accent?

    Hitler

    I use that all the time, my wife is not as amused when I say it to internet people.

    "And I'll roll need on this guys,"

    "You know who also rolled need on something I wanted?"

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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