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Knob

i'm just sayin'

in summary

fuck you seth green

fuck you

EffStarStarStar

the Sailor Moon skit was also very funny

Pony

Knob wrote:

and then robot chicken came on and 9/10ths of it is really lame with a funny bit every three episodes or so

i find robot chicken's funniest bits are like the three seconds, you blink and you miss them gags

the stuff with the clones or little kids or whatever

if a sketch goes longer than a minute it's probably shit

it's the same rules with SNL really.

Whipstitch Zombie

the golden girls was funny but I can't watch that episode with my mother in the room

Kuribo's Shoe

Knob

Kuribo's Shoe wrote:

Knob wrote:

oh god is there a collection of big shots somewhere online

i hope there is

best part of the magazine

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/5942/bigshots.html

shoe i love you

i love you so much

you are my favorite right now

Whipstitch Zombie

ALL WHO BREAK BANANA LAW MUST FACE...THE MONKEY!

Mister Longbaugh

oh man i remember the big shots

Rankenphile

Kuribo's Shoe wrote:

Knob wrote:

oh god is there a collection of big shots somewhere online

i hope there is

best part of the magazine

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Fuji/5942/bigshots.html

you are a god among men, sir

poop and dick jokes aplenty!

Kuribo's Shoe

there's not enough

but it's the only one I've ever been able to find

Kuribo's Shoe

Rankenphile

man, like half of them are broken links, too

oh well, still some good stuff in here

Knob

and son of a bitch the bandwidth is out already

(and that guy only seems to have newer not so good big shots)

i'm specifically looking for the one where there are the two little toddlers from Barbie standing in the desert in their halloween costumes wondering if daddy is coming back and why he yells when he drinks

Stormin Joe

Site is brokened

Javen

So if orientation really doesn't matter, how come straight people aren't invited?

Kuribo's Shoe

it's fucking sad that we have millions of websites dedicated to portraying animal/human hybrids in diapers and there's only one ill maintained geocities site with scans of big shots

This is proof that humanity is circling the drain

Rankenphile

Javen wrote:

So if orientation really doesn't matter, how come straight people aren't invited?

where exactly does it say that straight people aren't invited?

Mister Longbaugh

Rankenphile wrote:

Javen wrote:

So if orientation really doesn't matter, how come straight people aren't invited?

where exactly does it say that straight people aren't invited?

right where it says GAY

Penguin Incarnate

Kuribo's Shoe wrote:

it's fucking sad that we have millions of websites dedicated to portraying animal/human hybrids in diapers and there's only one ill maintained geocities site with scans of big shots

This is proof that humanity is circling the drain

They're testing us.

Javen

Rankenphile wrote:

Javen wrote:

So if orientation really doesn't matter, how come straight people aren't invited?

where exactly does it say that straight people aren't invited?

It mentions gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender, but no talk of us straighties.

Pony

guys so

my mom's got three of her friends over right now

and they are all high and drunk out of their mind because one of them is getting older

behaving like fucking 17 year olds

i ordered them pizza like an hour ago because they were all too fucked to use the phone right

i got free pizza out of it

so i am sitting here, talking on the internets, listening to some Chemical Brothers on my headphones, and their shit-ass music is managing to out-loud my goddamn headphones.

so i go downstairs and yell at them because christ, it's 3 am and we have neighbors, what the fucking fuck

man i would find the irony of this situation hilarious were i not so annoyed by it.

Rankenphile

Mister Longbaugh wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Javen wrote:

So if orientation really doesn't matter, how come straight people aren't invited?

where exactly does it say that straight people aren't invited?

right where it says GAY

Oh yeah I forgot

Straight people cannot coexist with the gays

them gays fucking hate all you breeders

having vaginal intercourse all over the damn place

hard to talk about spock and kirk when all you can hear is the slurp slurp slurp of cocks in cooters all flappin and slappin

Knob

collect as many as you can find

i know some of you have old issues of toyfare and scanners

I'll build a decent big shots shrine

EffStarStarStar

Rankenphile wrote:

Javen wrote:

So if orientation really doesn't matter, how come straight people aren't invited?

where exactly does it say that straight people aren't invited?

This is going to blow your mind, but




you don't have to specifically NOT invite someone for them to be not invited

that's why they call it "not invited"

Mister Longbaugh

Pony wrote:

guys so

my mom's got three of her friends over right now

and they are all high and drunk out of their mind because one of them is getting older

behaving like fucking 17 year olds

i ordered them pizza like an hour ago because they were all too fucked to use the phone right

i got free pizza out of it

so i am sitting here, talking on the internets, listening to some Chemical Brothers on my headphones, and their shit-ass music is managing to out-loud my goddamn headphones.

so i go downstairs and yell at them because christ, it's 3 am and we have neighbors, what the fucking fuck

man i would find the irony of this situation hilarious were i not so annoyed by it.

have pure, God-given heterosexual intercourse with them

Kuribo's Shoe

Cogliostro

Rank.... Rank, you're making me horny.


:winky:

Penguin Incarnate

Tell them that if they don't shut up you'll kill and rape every single one of them. Then rape your mother, just so they know you mean business.

I'm not sure if this will accomplish anything or just escalate the situation, but boy howdy the report on The Smoking Gun is going to be a laugh riot.

Rankenphile

Kuribo's Shoe wrote:

I had that issue

Sub Standard

This whole thread is like a nicely wrapped present.

Pony

Mister Longbaugh wrote:

Pony wrote:

guys so

my mom's got three of her friends over right now

and they are all high and drunk out of their mind because one of them is getting older

behaving like fucking 17 year olds

i ordered them pizza like an hour ago because they were all too fucked to use the phone right

i got free pizza out of it

so i am sitting here, talking on the internets, listening to some Chemical Brothers on my headphones, and their shit-ass music is managing to out-loud my goddamn headphones.

so i go downstairs and yell at them because christ, it's 3 am and we have neighbors, what the fucking fuck

man i would find the irony of this situation hilarious were i not so annoyed by it.

have pure, God-given heterosexual intercourse with them

baugh you have terrible advice

i want to execute the harridans

my mother's a wonderful hypocrite that way

churchy church lady with her Judgement Gaze

likes to get fucking krunked, to use the vernacular, on the flimsiest of excuses.

then gives my brother a bunch of shit because she finds a bong in his room.

one of these days he's gotta bust out the ole "i learned it from you, mom, i learned it from you!"

because shit that would be rad.

Rankenphile

Cogliostro wrote:

Rank.... Rank, you're making me horny.


:winky:

was it the flappin or the slappin that did it?

because I swing both ways

Meiz

EffStarStarStar wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Javen wrote:

So if orientation really doesn't matter, how come straight people aren't invited?

where exactly does it say that straight people aren't invited?

This is going to blow your mind, but




you don't have to specifically NOT invite someone for them to be not invited

that's why they call it "not invited"

I can't take this logic after the night I had.

Penguin Incarnate

Damnit Knob, I do have a scanner...

Cogliostro

Rankenphile wrote:

Cogliostro wrote:

Rank.... Rank, you're making me horny.


:winky:

was it the flappin or the slappin that did it?

because I swing both ways

Can I be your e-boyfriend?

:winky: we'll have mad-hot cybersex.


Go get your robe and wizard hat, baby.

Pony

guys if the con had a "no straights" policy

one could still come

but only one

probably homer glumplich

fucker always gets in first

Rankenphile

Cogliostro wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Cogliostro wrote:

Rank.... Rank, you're making me horny.


:winky:

was it the flappin or the slappin that did it?

because I swing both ways

Can I be your e-boyfriend?

:winky: we'll have mad-hot cybersex.


Go get your robe and wizard hat, baby.

that's it, I'm going to bed

I needs to go curl up next to some warm titties and get some sleep, it is way to late for me to be chatting up the internets

g'night fellas

Penguin Incarnate

Isn't sexual orientation with con goers sort of a moot point? I mean, do any of these people have any kind of sex? Isn't a straight nerd and a gay nerd exactly the same except for the two minutes of shame and hand lotion they create every night after their parents go to bed?

Pony

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

Isn't sexual orientation with con goers sort of a moot point? I mean, do any of these people have any kind of sex? Isn't a straight nerd and a gay nerd exactly the same except for the two minutes of shame and hand lotion they create every night after their parents go to bed?

naw

actually an alarming number of nerds fuck at cons

it's like a nerd mating ground

the reason gay sci fi nerds want their own gay sci fi con is so that they can get laid too without having to worry about using discretion or actual social skills

Javen

It's because at cons, nerds are surrounded by their peers.

Their ugly, standardless peers.