Secret Satans - PM Neville to sign up to send gifts to the shafted

Raneados

i was not informed of this contest

this sounds more like some sort of crime

Fiz

It was a contest described as a forumer opinion thread. People were able to vote for you by being retards and just posting bullshit about anything the fuck they wanted as long as it wasn't on-topic.

Raneados

being a retard is basically code for RANEADOS

Raneados

that sounded so much cooler in my head

Monkeyfeet

Rane you just made a list of people you wanted ban

Raneados

that's not true at all!

monkeyfeet you are a nice fellow and i enjoy your presence

Monkeyfeet

Aww shucks.

Well I don't know what is going on with mine. I guess my satanee has been on to get in contact with nevs but not to post if he got my package or not

Ten

Skull Man is my Satan, he contacted myself and Neville with his proof of shipping so it's all cool.

Fiz

Ten wrote: »

Skull Man is my Satan, he contacted myself and Neville with his proof of shipping so it's all cool.

It is not your place to say whether it is cool or not. That decision is completely up to Mully after she has had ten margaritas

neville

Raneados wrote: »

presumably doesn't answer my very important and intrusive questions!!!!

Fortunately I don't care!

Raneados

neville wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

presumably doesn't answer my very important and intrusive questions!!!!

Fortunately I don't care!

love you too

Tommy2Hands

Fiz my satanee is Laughingfuzzball so you can add that chain to the finished list

Fiz

You got your present? I thought I was doing a better job of keeping up with that D:

Tommy2Hands

well yeah, I got my stuff from tossrock

Centipede Damascus

Balefuego wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

wouldn't that mean that skull man, monkeyfeet, CD, tommy, kusu, ., and blank all never sent stuff?

presumably some of those people have shown neville proof of shipment

yeah, I sent something (two packages, actually!) but my person hasn't posted yet

The Geek

Are the people who are waiting on getting something going to be updated on their Satan status?

AMP'd

So, we're going to have one long-ass chain sometime soon, hopefully

LuvCherie -> DrZiplock -> B.C. -> a duck -> Bogey -> I’d Fuck Chuck Lidell Up -> Barcardi -> #pipe -> IpseDixit -> Kusuguttai Sarukun -> Cold Salmon and Hatred AMP’D -> Orestes -> Xaquin -> Skull Man Ten -> CorpseRT -> Rankenphile -> Tycho -> Okami -> Blankspace

means that the present has not yet been received, of course

Vann Diras

do we know my satan yet

seriously I am very curious!!

Balefuego

pretty sure someone posted saying they had you but I already forgot

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Vann Diras doesn't get a gift because he was naughty.

Vann Diras

I got the best gift

the naughty gift for a naughty boy

LuvCherie

Either my person is a deadbeat or they decided to risk banning instead of send an e-something on the 15th. Even $0.75 USD through PayPal (passing all fees on to me, even using a credit card) would have meant no risk for them. I don't mean any disrespect. I'm just not a risk taker at all myself, and I have a hard time understanding why someone wouldn't at least use the least expensive e-option to be sure they wouldn't get banned. Unless they don't care. Which I truly hope isn't the case because, as I am learning, there are many good people here.

AMP'd

Cherie, it's entirely possible that your satan has shown Neville proof of shipping and you have no clue of it.

Maybe you do have one of those two or three deadbeats, but odds are, your gift is on its way to you, so stop freaking out about it

neville

It's all possible that the 2-3 deadbeats DID send a gift, albeit late, and something may arrive.

And for the record, if you did receive something, I will NOT reveal your satan. They have the option to reveal (or not) themselves. Some people prefer the mystery.

Blake T

Man I am annoyed my second gift didn't get there.

Last year notacrook was my satanee and my gift didn't get there, I offered to send something again but he said not to worry about it, but this christmas I figured I'd ignore him and give it another go.

I have a feeling that the US postal office hates our unholy love as it still hasn't gotten there and it's been in transit for over a month so sorry again dude!

CrackedLens

oh man hi5 to me for being on the longest chain

Xaquin

Vann Diras wrote: »

do we know my satan yet

seriously I am very curious!!

I can still be yours from last year if you want!

NotASenator

Blaket wrote: »

Man I am annoyed my second gift didn't get there.

Last year notacrook was my satanee and my gift didn't get there, I offered to send something again but he said not to worry about it, but this christmas I figured I'd ignore him and give it another go.

I have a feeling that the US postal office hates our unholy love as it still hasn't gotten there and it's been in transit for over a month so sorry again dude!

Wait a minute, where did you send it?

Vivixenne

NotACrook wrote: »

Blaket wrote: »

Man I am annoyed my second gift didn't get there.

Last year notacrook was my satanee and my gift didn't get there, I offered to send something again but he said not to worry about it, but this christmas I figured I'd ignore him and give it another go.

I have a feeling that the US postal office hates our unholy love as it still hasn't gotten there and it's been in transit for over a month so sorry again dude!

Wait a minute, where did you send it?

it would not have been to last year's address because I told him to check with Neville for the one you were using this year

Blake T

I asked Neville for your current address.

The address started with 121XX (the X's are mystery numbers to avoid stalkers)

Blake T

Vivixenne wrote: »

NotACrook wrote: »

Blaket wrote: »

Man I am annoyed my second gift didn't get there.

Last year notacrook was my satanee and my gift didn't get there, I offered to send something again but he said not to worry about it, but this christmas I figured I'd ignore him and give it another go.

I have a feeling that the US postal office hates our unholy love as it still hasn't gotten there and it's been in transit for over a month so sorry again dude!

Wait a minute, where did you send it?

it would not have been to last year's address because I told him to check with Neville for the one you were using this year

And I was all, I know duh.

Stop stealing my thunder woman.

NotASenator

Ok, good.

I wanted to make sure, because I moved.


I appreciate the thought, and I'll check with our leasing office to see if anything came through.

Vivixenne

Blaket wrote: »

Vivixenne wrote: »

NotACrook wrote: »

Blaket wrote: »

Man I am annoyed my second gift didn't get there.

Last year notacrook was my satanee and my gift didn't get there, I offered to send something again but he said not to worry about it, but this christmas I figured I'd ignore him and give it another go.

I have a feeling that the US postal office hates our unholy love as it still hasn't gotten there and it's been in transit for over a month so sorry again dude!

Wait a minute, where did you send it?

it would not have been to last year's address because I told him to check with Neville for the one you were using this year

And I was all, I know duh.

Stop stealing my thunder woman.

I AM FASTER THAN YOU

Blake T

Being the fastest person to be wrong is not something to be proud of honey.

Perrsun

Shoot her with a marshmallow. Teach her a lesson.

Blake T

They broke like four months ago dude.

I was super upset.

We have replaced our amoury with mavericks.

LuvCherie

AMP'd wrote: »

Cherie, it's entirely possible that your satan has shown Neville proof of shipping and you have no clue of it.

Maybe you do have one of those two or three deadbeats, but odds are, your gift is on its way to you, so stop freaking out about it

Maybe I am just misunderstanding how this works? I thought that even with proof, if a the gift arrives more than 1 week after the deadline that people would be banned. I was just saying that, being the total non-risk taker that I am, I have a hard time understanding why people would risk getting banned for a postal office issue or anything else that would put them past that date when there are actions that guarantee their security. I'm not freaking out at all about my gift (although I wouldn't mind being done either way with the excitement/disappointment cycle), I was just talking about trying to understand people who think otherwise than me.

neville

Because people are lazy and/or stupid, LuvCherie.

Cogliostro

I will take Secret Satan gifts of peen! Sent to my inbox.

Fletcher

LuvCherie, i was gonna buy you some random thing to try to make up slightly for your deadbeat satan

but your amazon link seems to be busted

MAYBE IF YOU UPDATE THE LINK

WONDERFUL THINGS WILL HAPPEN?

or at least moderately okay things