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christmas in the ER (gross pictures on page 11)

World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Singularity Engine++
last night I lopped off the end of my pinky chopping an onion with my new beautiful wusthof knives

we spent three hours in the emergency room

also I saw my own bone

now it looks like someone has sewn a pale white booger on the end of my finger, or perhaps like I am .04% zombie

tell me about your disgusting injuries or, better yet, make me feel better about ruining christmas by sharing how you have ruined christmas yourself

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Are you doing okay? That sounds really painful :(

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    oh god gross

    ahhh now I'm thinking about it AHHHHH

    But, anyways, hope you're okay! :|

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    actually wusthof knives are so incredibly sharp that all I felt was surprise for a while

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    dear god

    you should do infomercials for the brand

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sorry WaM. Sounds like you're okay, though.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I have what I would call a crevace on the tip of my right thumb, but it was 99% calloused skin so it didn't bleed too much.

    I once tore my eyelid open on a sharp corner of a wall

    I once got stabbed between my thumb and index finger with a 40oz bottle of malt liquor.

    I once had my nose broken and a piece of my upper lip was torn and hanging down past my chin.

    I once got a 5 inch gash above my right hip from falling on ice.

    I once chopped off a chunk of my thumb cleaning a knife.

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    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    yeah I kept saying things to defend my poor knives at the ER

    the doctor said I was the fifth knife-slicing-off-part-of-a-finger injury in a row that night, I guess everybody goes hog wild with new knives on christmas

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I got my aunt a wusthof a few years back

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  • Satanic JesusSatanic Jesus In a library with broken glasses Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pics or it didn't happen
    seriously, don't post pics

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    dang WaM that sucks

    I cut my thumb on a meat slicer pretty bad once, went right through the tendon and had to get that shit reattached to regain movement.

    But I never cut off an entire section of a digit.

    Did they give you percocet? They gave me percocet.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've tried to ruin christmas but I can never stop it from coming

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  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I sliced off the end of my finger a while back on one of those infomercial sliding chopping board dealies.

    That was a thing. Didn't see any bones though.

    So yeah, sorry to hear that.

    This year, the worst I've done is fall on my ass. A lot. Like I forgot how to walk on snow/ice suddenly after 20 years of living here.

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    If that happened to me I would absolutely forget that I shouldn't be typing with that finger every other word.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nickle wrote: »
    I sliced off the end of my finger a while back on one of those infomercial sliding chopping board dealies.

    That was a thing. Didn't see any bones though.

    So yeah, sorry to hear that.

    This year, the worst I've done is fall on my ass. A lot. Like I forgot how to walk on snow/ice suddenly after 20 years of living here.

    Word, I've been acting like I've never seen ice on the ground before.

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    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    my dad cut off the end of his pinkie at some point

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  • edited December 2009
    one year i ruined christmas for my mum and my dad by telling them i'm gay

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    a window fell on my dad's fingernail

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    wam did you get those knives on my recommendation

    plz advise

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    dang WaM that sucks

    I cut my thumb on a meat slicer pretty bad once, went right through the tendon and had to get that shit reattached to regain movement.

    But I never cut off an entire section of a digit.

    Did they give you percocet? They gave me percocet.

    I got one measly vicodin, but they tried to send me out with just ibuprofen

    I was like listen

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  • redheadredhead Registered User
    edited December 2009
    augh, yuck/ow

    if nothing else that'll make this an especially memorable christmas, though

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    When I got vicodin for breaking my arm in fifth grade I kept telling everyone it was vagisil by mistake

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    When I got vicodin for breaking my arm in fifth grade I kept telling everyone it was vagisil by mistake

    ahahahahahahahahhh

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    kate, heather got these knives after this incident

    i'm not sure if it functioned as a warning or a recommendation

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    When I couldn't run track because of my fucked up knees the coach told me to rub vagisil on them and to ask my girlfriend to please give me my balls back from out of her purse.

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    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    yeah, it may sound trivial, but really sharp knives are really damn sharp.. like, don't ever even think about forgetting about that fact while using them, no matter how long you've done it
    still got a nice scar on my right ring finger from the one time I forgot

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    In the past few months I've gotten a good share of things stuck in my feet, from staples (the larger ones) to tiny nails to a huge nail that only pricked the bottom of my foot through my inch and a half thick timberland sole.

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    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • Airking850Airking850 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yep.

    Roommate bought some Henkel knives a while ago and I'm cutting things and look down and oh hey my thumb is bleeding a whole lot

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I always wanted a skate board
    I BEGGED my parents for weeks and months to buy me one
    then, after almost half a year of begging, I got one
    Finally, my big day
    I drove around for ten minutes before falling on concrete, tearing open my knee and elbow, causing scars still visible today
    This was 20 years ago or so
    Never touched that board again..

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    One time I busted open my lip and all the nerves were hanging out like bundled up pink floss but this wasn't on christmas

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  • KetBraKetBra Mixing Drinks and Changing Lives Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That's pretty lame, WaM.

    My uncle dropped a rather large knife point down, and it barely missed his foot yesterday. That was pretty freaky.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I guess you mouthed off a bit too much

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That curb didn't like what it was hearing

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm sorry Kate. Hugs.


    One year I got shot right before Christmas, My mother had to come pick me up at the ER and since I was only 15, she had to explain to the Police that "these things happen to him a lot"

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    kate, heather got these knives after this incident

    i'm not sure if it functioned as a warning or a recommendation

    hahaha this is pretty terrific

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nickle wrote: »
    I sliced off the end of my finger a while back on one of those infomercial sliding chopping board dealies.

    That was a thing. Didn't see any bones though.

    So yeah, sorry to hear that.

    This year, the worst I've done is fall on my ass. A lot. Like I forgot how to walk on snow/ice suddenly after 20 years of living here.

    Those things are made for slicing finger tips. I won't touch one without a glove or that plastic guard.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    awesome

    you got a sick wicked scar for christmas?

    that's metal as fuck

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    cut 3/4 the tip of my left index finger and it didn't even leave a scar

    chicks dig scars

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    pinky scars.

    hell yes!

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    gunna let you in on a little secret: bones heal, chicks dig scars and America has the best nurse to stuntman ratio in the world

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hmm.

    It wasn't me, but two years ago my brother had a slow leak from his ruptured appendix from the beginning of December. He finally went in to the ER on... the 15th? Didn't get out of the hospital till the 23rd, and he still had a little drainage bag. One of the cards he wrote said "To Dad, From The Lame Horse".

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    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    fleshlights are funny. even funnier are the lifelike butts that stores sell. Fuck buying an entire doll.

    I'll just have the butt, thanks. I'm all 'bout efficiency
    Buy a doll, you're committing to having sex with just one imaginary lady.

    Just a butt? That butt could belong to anybody you'll never actually sleep with.

    Girl or well-shaven guy.

    The sky is the limit when you only have a plastic butt to fuck.
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