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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I would chase people with my zombie finger and threaten to touch them with it.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Oh man I totally forgot!

    I put my right index finger into an industrial router with a wood cutting bit spinning at several thousand RPMs 5 years or so ago

    took a quarter inch chunk right off the tip, hit the bone and gave me a little nerve shock up my whole arm

    that was pretty bad

    amazingly it all grew back fine though which I don't really understand

    You're a lizard, Harry

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    :^:

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    and now to bask in the sun to warm up my blood

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It's probably not good that I'm still giggling at my own joke.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    It's probably not good that I'm still giggling at my own joke.

    No, it's cool Jimmy Fallon.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    It's probably not good that I'm still giggling at my own joke.

    No, it's cool Jimmy Fallon.

    Hey now

    Fuck you

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    man

    this leftover apple crisp from last night makes a great breakfast

    sure is great to be me

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It was a good joke, Sheri

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    It was a good joke, Sheri

    Thank you, Fagnor.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    jesus christ, I just saw this
    sorry to hear, WaM

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    It was a good joke, Sheri

    Thank you, Fagnor.

    This wasn't a good joke. :x

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    It was a good joke, Sheri

    Thank you, Fagnor.

    This wasn't a good joke. :x

    It says it right there in your sig!

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ahmg, what in the hell. that looks painful as shit. i hope they numbed you from the shoulder down when they repeatedly stuck that needle in your fingertip.

    i've jammed a chef knife into the web between my thumb and forefinger, about an inch deep. didn't feel a thing, but watching in shock as the skin opened up like a blooming flower and the blood.....

    you know what? never mind. hope you feel better WaM.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I too have lopped off a digit during a holiday! On Easter when I was 13 years old I took a butcher knife to my frozen easter bunny and ended up taking off half of my pointer finger on my left hand! I have some rad scars now.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited December 2009
    Why a butchers knife?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    to butch with

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    they're design for hacking

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    is it bad that the first thing I said to those photos was

    "sweet depth of field!"

    No, no, you're not supposed to discuss the technical capability of a photographer.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wam your finger looks lime stuff I killed in Dead Space

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    Why a butchers knife?

    about $150

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    is it bad that the first thing I said to those photos was

    "sweet depth of field!"

    gawrsh! thanks mister

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    cadmunky wrote: »
    ahmg, what in the hell. that looks painful as shit. i hope they numbed you from the shoulder down when they repeatedly stuck that needle in your fingertip.

    i've jammed a chef knife into the web between my thumb and forefinger, about an inch deep. didn't feel a thing, but watching in shock as the skin opened up like a blooming flower and the blood.....

    you know what? never mind. hope you feel better WaM.

    yeah, it's incredible to observe how your mind and body behave when you injure yourself! this is my first major injury of any kind and it's totally a lame one

    but yeah, they numbed my finger up pretty good before they stitched it back on. the numbing process was the worst part. I have about twelve tiny dots around the base of my finger where they injected the anesthetic, and every time they did it it felt like a tiny fishing hook dragging my entire finger away

    seriously, the worst part

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User
    edited December 2009
    I just got out of the hospital today! I didn't slice off my finger or any damn thing, but I did have the swine flu!

    Hooray three straight days of nonstop vomiting, shitting and 103 degree temperatures!

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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Kate I really really hope that you don't end up with the kind of scar tissue that is painful.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    th..thanks, weaver

    me too

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I have that kind of scar tissue that makes that are more sensitive to touch, somehow

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    man, what haven't I done with my fingers
    tore out 2 fingernails, crushed 2 others, (luckily they all grew back)

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    Why a butchers knife?

    Why the fuck not?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Wowsers, WaM. Yeah, that's way more than I cut off when I sliced my finger a while ago.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I only came into this thread for gross pictures and wow was I not disappointed.

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  • RAGE.RAGE. Registered User
    edited December 2009
    I did almost the same thing as WaM to my thumb a few months ago. I think I hit a nerve or something, because it still hurts just a titch.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The only time I ever had to get stitches was when my dog cut open my ear lobe with his tooth. He leapt up onto my chest when I was a wee lad and one of his sharp puppy canines snagged on my ear lobe and sliced it open lengthwise. It was so sharp it didn't hurt, but my mom freaked when she saw blood all over my shoulder.

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    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I accidentally sliced part of one of my knuckles when I was removing a vegetable from our backyard's garden with a knife. It hurt a bit, and I was scared for a bit, but it healed up just fine. It looks like a shark tooth, now.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Just outta curiosity, was it asparagus? Thats about the only vegetable we harvested with a knife.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Thanks for preparing me for the day this might happen to me, WaM.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Just outta curiosity, was it asparagus? Thats about the only vegetable we harvested with a knife.

    can't even remember now, but it wasn't an asparagus. It might have been a zuke or an eggplant, but I can not recall.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That is the worst WaM, glad to hear you are feeling better though. My dad did something similar to his left middle finger a long time ago, and the best thing I can tell you is as long as you take care of yourself and keep the finger clean you'll basically get like 95-100% functionality back in the tip.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    my dad's got one pinkie that's somewhat shorter than the other due to a severing

    but who needs all that length on a pinkie anyways

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    cadmunky wrote: »
    ahmg, what in the hell. that looks painful as shit. i hope they numbed you from the shoulder down when they repeatedly stuck that needle in your fingertip.

    i've jammed a chef knife into the web between my thumb and forefinger, about an inch deep. didn't feel a thing, but watching in shock as the skin opened up like a blooming flower and the blood.....

    you know what? never mind. hope you feel better WaM.

    yeah, it's incredible to observe how your mind and body behave when you injure yourself! this is my first major injury of any kind and it's totally a lame one

    but yeah, they numbed my finger up pretty good before they stitched it back on. the numbing process was the worst part. I have about twelve tiny dots around the base of my finger where they injected the anesthetic, and every time they did it it felt like a tiny fishing hook dragging my entire finger away

    seriously, the worst part

    12? It should have only taken 4 to block the whole finger.

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