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SaeadebSaeadeb Registered User
edited December 2009 in Games and Technology
Don't ban me for having the word "Fuck" in my bio and I won't throw you away the next (4th) time you break. Garbage.

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  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So you're complaining about being banned for something this is clearly against the TOS? I don't think you'll find much sympathy here.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Also, the Xbox didn't ban you.

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  • LoveIsUnityLoveIsUnity Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I like how you will use "fuck" on your profile but not on these forums where it's perfectly fine.

    So... since we don't have a whole lot of meat for this here OP, maybe we should move this discussion in a productive direction. What does everyone think about the TOS for 360 profiles? Obviously, Microsoft has the right to include whatever they damn well please, but I would argue they do some stupid bullshit with it. It's really not cool they go out of their way to make people who mention their sexuality change it or create another profile. Thoughts?

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  • NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Maybe you should "Fuck" yourself?

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  • Two Headed BoyTwo Headed Boy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Saeadeb wrote: »
    Don't ban me for having the word "Fuck" in my bio and I won't throw you away the next (4th) time you break. Garbage.

    Poorly designed hardware aside, you're still an idiot.

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  • DangerousDangerous Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Of all the bio's I've ever written about myself, I don't think any of them included the word Fuck. Guess I need to expand my horizons..

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yeah, I hate it when I get punished for clearly and willfully breaking a set of rules that I had previously agreed to.

    Like it's my fault or something.

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  • SipexSipex Registered User
    edited December 2009
    I like how you will use "fuck" on your profile but not on these forums where it's perfectly fine.

    So... since we don't have a whole lot of meat for this here OP, maybe we should move this discussion in a productive direction. What does everyone think about the TOS for 360 profiles? Obviously, Microsoft has the right to include whatever they damn well please, but I would argue they do some stupid bullshit with it. It's really not cool they go out of their way to make people who mention their sexuality change it or create another profile. Thoughts?


    I remember something about that...and I remember being outraged.

    Then I stopped caring as usual. It sucks but hey, what are you gonna do?

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  • Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yay, we haven't had a wonderfully worded "Hate on X console with minimal reasons" thread in a while.


    As far as Microsofts policies are when it comes to what you put in your bio. It's their world, and their rules. When you sign up for Live you agree with their ToS, and griping about it after you break the rules is just silly.

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  • Ragnar DragonfyreRagnar Dragonfyre Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Whenever I'm bored and want a laugh I go to the official Account Suspensions and Player Feedback forum on www.xbox.com.

    http://forums.xbox.com/1386/ShowForum.aspx

    Sorry that you got banned, but it happens all the time for this exact reason. You probably owned some kiddy who raged and reported you.

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  • Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Bullied BatRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    In MW2, I ran into a guy whose name was apparently too complex for Xbox Live to handle, so it was displayed as Microsoft XABYLBRB.

    The button letters were even colored the same way as the buttons. Pretty funny.

  • -Tal-Tal I'm just not there Life's just not fairRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    One of the first people I ever played with on live was BALLSONTOILET.

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  • DangerousDangerous Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Whenever I'm bored and want a laugh I go to the official Account Suspensions and Player Feedback forum on www.xbox.com.

    http://forums.xbox.com/1386/ShowForum.aspx

    Sorry that you got banned, but it happens all the time for this exact reason. You probably owned some kiddy who raged and reported you.

    Haha that forum is pure gold.
    Apperently I was suspended because "You put "Grandview Athletics-Win or Lose We Still Booze i gotta bit*h to suck my di*k til i nut spit it on my gut n slurp that s*it back up" in your bio which is inappropriate and against the Terms of Use. " The thread was locked before I had a chance to respond but this is NOT my bio, Is there anyway you can check my gamertag xX3jake4Xx and see for yourself. There's no way I could have changed it being as I can't even log into my account right now.

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  • Shady3011Shady3011 they cant troll you if there dead Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Don't you just get a temp ban (suspended) for this kind of TOS violation? I don't recall anyone being perma ban unless they were a constant repeat offender.

  • Two Headed BoyTwo Headed Boy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Whenever I'm bored and want a laugh I go to the official Account Suspensions and Player Feedback forum on www.xbox.com.

    http://forums.xbox.com/1386/ShowForum.aspx

    Haha, that's gold. I love how people will remove offensive material from their profile and then complain they were banned for no reason. Yeah, that'll work.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Whenever I'm bored and want a laugh I go to the official Account Suspensions and Player Feedback forum on www.xbox.com.

    http://forums.xbox.com/1386/ShowForum.aspx

    Sorry that you got banned, but it happens all the time for this exact reason. You probably owned some kiddy who raged and reported you.

    hahaahha
    wow
    thank this thread for that I guess.
    That forum is awesome
    i cannot sign into the forums on my suspended account, but why did i get suspended anyways?

    my gamertag is

    X DyNaMiKz X
    Because you put "white power shower" in your bio, which is racially charged, inappropriate, and against the Terms of Use.

    edit: oh my
    Muay Thai Bull1 wrote:
    This is rediculous. I was also banned. By the way, I DON'T HAVE A WINDOWS LIVE EMAIL, so how can I get my reasoning. FYI - I am a very casual gamer and from what I read you guys have to have a "very" serious reason to suspend someone and I can't think of one possible reason whay I would be suspended.

    Gamer tag - Muay Thai Bull

    Have a nice evening.
    You do have a Windows Live ID, since one is required when you create an account. That doesn't mean you have to have a @hotmail.com or @live.com address (you don't, I just looked it up). Email was sent to the email address on your account.

    However, you put "LickMyNuttzzzzz" in your profile which is inappropriate and against the Terms of Use.

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  • LoveIsUnityLoveIsUnity Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Whenever I'm bored and want a laugh I go to the official Account Suspensions and Player Feedback forum on www.xbox.com.

    http://forums.xbox.com/1386/ShowForum.aspx

    Sorry that you got banned, but it happens all the time for this exact reason. You probably owned some kiddy who raged and reported you.

    You have just destroyed my afternoon as I now want to read every one of these threads as they are all hilarious. Thanks...

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Smile Puddin'! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Its a good thing I choose not to put anything down in my bio.

    the only thing I can come up with is "Fuck, I'm awesome"

    It's like the N-word and the C-word had a baby, and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.
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  • JoolanderJoolander It's like Christmas But with more ... ME!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I like how you will use "fuck" on your profile but not on these forums where it's perfectly fine.

    So... since we don't have a whole lot of meat for this here OP, maybe we should move this discussion in a productive direction. What does everyone think about the TOS for 360 profiles? Obviously, Microsoft has the right to include whatever they damn well please, but I would argue they do some stupid bullshit with it. It's really not cool they go out of their way to make people who mention their sexuality change it or create another profile. Thoughts?


    are you talking about the thing that inspired this strip?


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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Zhu-Li, do the thing! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Why does it seem like at least half the people who bitch about getting banned have some form of xX_(name)_Xx as their handle?

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  • mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Why does it seem like at least half the people who bitch about getting banned have some form of xX_(name)_Xx as their handle?

    Because people are cretins.

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Whenever I'm bored and want a laugh I go to the official Account Suspensions and Player Feedback forum on www.xbox.com.

    http://forums.xbox.com/1386/ShowForum.aspx

    Sorry that you got banned, but it happens all the time for this exact reason. You probably owned some kiddy who raged and reported you.

    You have just destroyed my afternoon as I now want to read every one of these threads as they are all hilarious. Thanks...

    geeze.... reading this i was double thinking to what my bio said... just to make sure something couldn't be construed as offensive.

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User
    edited December 2009
    Oh my God that forum is Gold.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Oh my God that forum is Gold.

    it's truly great

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  • Shady3011Shady3011 they cant troll you if there dead Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The "no proof" argument is probably the dumbest one they can use on the fucking Internet.

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Why does it seem like at least half the people who bitch about getting banned have some form of xX_(name)_Xx as their handle?

    Yeah I don't understand why people add that to their name.

    From the little of what I've heard of them actually speaking in lobbies, these people sound 12.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    man that forum is incredible.

    so many of these people don't understand how life works.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    last night i tried to sign in to xbox live after not playing the entire day. i found out that i was suspended for a day and my gold membership was dropped. today after the suspension was over i was able to sign in but when i tried to restore my gold membership i got an error message saying "can't retrieve information from xbox live try again later. after repeated failed attempts i called customer service and they informed me that my profile was permanently banned. again i had not been online in anyway shape or form the entire day, yet i suffered a 1 day suspension which turned out to be a lifetime ban. can someone please explain to me what in the world happened
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    Actually this isn't true. You were suspended for displaying, sending, or sharing illicit or pornographic material on Xbox Live. (specifically, your conduct during a recent Uno game) This suspension is permanent and will stand as issued.
    STARFISH

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User
    edited December 2009
    "last night i tried to sign in to xbox live after not playing the entire day. i found out that i was suspended for a day and my gold membership was dropped. today after the suspension was over i was able to sign in but when i tried to restore my gold membership i got an error message saying "can't retrieve information from xbox live try again later. after repeated failed attempts i called customer service and they informed me that my profile was permanently banned. again i had not been online in anyway shape or form the entire day, yet i suffered a 1 day suspension which turned out to be a lifetime ban. can someone please explain to me what in the world happened"

    "Actually this isn't true. You were suspended for displaying, sending, or sharing illicit or pornographic material on Xbox Live. (specifically, your conduct during a recent Uno game) This suspension is permanent and will stand as issued."

    M$ keeping Uno strippers down, man!

    EDIT: Great minds think alike Wally.

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  • Shady3011Shady3011 they cant troll you if there dead Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    These people are fucking idiots.
    Muay Thai Bull1 wrote:
    This is rediculous. I was also banned. By the way, I DON'T HAVE A WINDOWS LIVE EMAIL, so how can I get my reasoning. FYI - I am a very casual gamer and from what I read you guys have to have a "very" serious reason to suspend someone and I can't think of one possible reason whay I would be suspended.

    Gamer tag - Muay Thai Bull

    Have a nice evening.



    You do have a Windows Live ID, since one is required when you create an account. That doesn't mean you have to have a @hotmail.com or @live.com address (you don't, I just looked it up). Email was sent to the email address on your account.

    However, you put "LickMyNuttzzzzz" in your profile which is inappropriate and against the Terms of Use.

  • TheUnsane1TheUnsane1 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Man that forum ruined my day, according to a moderator there CoD :MW2 ffa nuke boosting is aok...

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  • PunkBoyPunkBoy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bless the people that actually have to reply to these posts. I like to think that they keep a straight face and professional air around them when dealing with these people.

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  • DangerousDangerous Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I got disconnected from Xbox Live with a message saying i need to change my xbox live gamertag in accordance with xbox live policy. My gamertag TerdMuncher is in no way violating that policy and i DONT want to have to change it. And i cant get back online without changing. I would like this fixed.

    I see nothing offensive here!

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Oh, no. And that's that.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've bookmarked that thread for slow work days.

    I can't believe how many people can't correctly type ridiculous.

    There is no reason to go near the "e" since it's not even in the word.

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  • SteevLSteevL What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hahaha, I just came across that one about the "conduct during a recent Uno game" and was about to post about it here, but I see I've been beaten to it twice. Thanks to the OP, I probably never would have seen this forum. Good stuff.

  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dangerous wrote: »
    I got disconnected from Xbox Live with a message saying i need to change my xbox live gamertag in accordance with xbox live policy. My gamertag TerdMuncher is in no way violating that policy and i DONT want to have to change it. And i cant get back online without changing. I would like this fixed.

    I see nothing offensive here!

    Wait a sec: he wants to log in... to change his gamertag? Is that even possible? I thought that once you picked one, that was it? Like an email address? I'm still kinda new to XBL.

    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Basically, (PlayStation) Home is Second Life Ultra Light? Most of the cool stuff, none of the creepy blimp on blimp fucking.
  • Shady3011Shady3011 they cant troll you if there dead Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dangerous wrote: »
    I got disconnected from Xbox Live with a message saying i need to change my xbox live gamertag in accordance with xbox live policy. My gamertag TerdMuncher is in no way violating that policy and i DONT want to have to change it. And i cant get back online without changing. I would like this fixed.

    I see nothing offensive here!

    Wait a sec: he wants to log in... to change his gamertag? Is that even possible? I thought that once you picked one, that was it? Like an email address? I'm still kinda new to XBL.

    You can pay $10 (could be less) to change your handle.

  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dangerous wrote: »
    I got disconnected from Xbox Live with a message saying i need to change my xbox live gamertag in accordance with xbox live policy. My gamertag TerdMuncher is in no way violating that policy and i DONT want to have to change it. And i cant get back online without changing. I would like this fixed.

    I see nothing offensive here!

    the mod response is also pretty great

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  • eatmosushieatmosushi __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2009
    Whenever I'm bored and want a laugh I go to the official Account Suspensions and Player Feedback forum on www.xbox.com.

    http://forums.xbox.com/1386/ShowForum.aspx

    Sorry that you got banned, but it happens all the time for this exact reason. You probably owned some kiddy who raged and reported you.

    omg that is hours of entertainment

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  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The Uno case is clearly the best of the crop. I mean, can you think of a less-harmful environment to get worked up in?

    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Basically, (PlayStation) Home is Second Life Ultra Light? Most of the cool stuff, none of the creepy blimp on blimp fucking.
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