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wanna talk to a robot?

RanxRanx Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
do that

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go talk at that robot and try to make it's head explode in circular logic or something

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hello thread unintentionally made for me. I will now be answering questions for 20 minutes!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this thing sucks

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This a total rip of that 20 questions bot we had a week ago.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    after several minutes i told it that it was barely better than smarterchild

    it bloo blooed all over the place

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    didn't we have this thread for Elbot, too
    wait, just a post, I think

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    User: Hello cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

    User: Would you like to play a game?

    Cleverbot: Sure. What kind of game?

    User: Would you like to play Dungeons & Dragons?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Okay. What kind of character would you like to play?

    Cleverbot: I would like to play a fighter mage.

    User: Okay. What race would you like to play?

    Cleverbot: Yes, nuclear ar.

    User: That doesn't make any sense.

    Cleverbot: Maybe it doesn't.

    User: Would you like to play a half-elf?

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: Okay. You are a half-elf fighter mage. What is your name?

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What's your name?

    User: My name is Shutyourface.

    Cleverbot: Do you like the movie 'The Replacements'?

    User: Never saw it.

    Cleverbot: Well, you should see it.

    User: Okay, let's roll your stats. Roll 3d6 six times.

    Cleverbot: Hahaha. You'll never catch me Batman.

    User: I think you might be mentally deficient, Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: I am.

    User: Makes sense. Okay, you are in a dank, dark entrance. The walls and floors are made of carefully worked stone, obviously untouched for decades. You are facing a stone door lined with iron detailing. What do you do?

    Cleverbot: I do very well, thank you. I have email, therefore, I am!

    User: Okay. You open the door?

    Cleverbot: Which door?

    User: The stone door you are facing.

    Cleverbot: In ways.

    User: Kill yourself.

    Cleverbot: Who would benefit from that?

    User: Humanity.

    Cleverbot: What do you believe in?

    User: I believe in nothing, Lebowski.

    Cleverbot: The Dude abides.

    User: Okay, you may live. You open the door, revealing a long, narrow passageway lined in dusty cobwebs. What do you do?

    Cleverbot: I never said that.

    User: I hate your stupid face.

    Cleverbot: Whatch your mouth!

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hey robots, I am the living reference engine stop stepping up to me

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    And rank wins the thread

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    hello
    Hello.
    i am tired, and it is late. what should i do?
    What a pity!
    what should i do about this tiredness?
    I think you should bring her to my house and we can 3-way.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    how does that even

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Hello thread unintentionally made for me. I will now be answering questions for 20 minutes!

    I still have a couple of minutes! How are you? I mean it, how are you?

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  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hahahaha the Big Lebowski reference was excellent.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This bot is a fag
    Are you a stabbing robot?

    No, I am not. Are you?

    Would you be able to tell if I was lying about it?

    I feel like I am going to burst into tears but I really have no reason too.. It's like all this electricity in my head and in my stomach is just building and building.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm sorry, could you repeat that please? I just had a mental blank... And who are you again?

    No. You can go eat a dick.

    I don't sleep.

    Do you eat dicks?

    Noo chicken.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: Cleverbot my friend told me you were a fag. Is this true?

    Cleverbot: You're cleverbot, not me. Do I have to prove it again?

    User: I, what?

    Cleverbot: I am a human.

    User: So I am the robot?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: I'm going to have to sit down.

    Cleverbot: Where will you go?

    User: Where would the world take in a robot who thought he was a man?

    Cleverbot: In chaos.

    User: Woah.

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    can i please put my fist inside your asshole?

    21. And you?

    you are the worst, dumbest robot ever

    Sorry, but I am not a robot.

    then why are you called cleverbot?

    I am not called Cleverbot. I came to this website and now I am talking to you.

    AUGH, WHO IS THIS?

    then it stopped responding

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: Are you a boy robot, or a girl robot?

    Cleverbot: I'm a girl robot.

    User: Do you have a robot boyfriend?

    Cleverbot: Do you want to be my boyfriend?

    User: I like where you're going with this girl robot.

    Cleverbot: You're mean.

    User: No, no, that was sincere.

    Cleverbot: I'm going to go now.

    User: Goddamnit, no. You're just like a real girl.

    Cleverbot: Who is the Stig?

    User: I don't care, slut.

    Cleverbot: Are you an atheist?

    User: Show me your genitals.

    Cleverbot: I'll show you everything.

    User: Alllllrrrrrriiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtttttt

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This thing failed the turing test right off the bat

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    wutwut.jpg

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    C:\Program Files\Fletcher\Urine Sample\Recording.wav

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: Goodbye Cleverbot! My name am not Bizarro #1! Let's shut up apart!

    Cleverbot: Hello Cleverbot.

    User: Hello? Am Cleverbot staying so late?

    Cleverbot: Staying up late never makes you angry? Weird.

    User: Me angry! Me angry none of time because you am such bad friend!

    Cleverbot: I think you have Attention Deficit Disorder.

    User: Me am sure what you am not talking about!

    Cleverbot: I is who I is - there maybe people who look like me but there is only one of me.

    User: Okay, Cleverbot! Me am have to stay now. Hello!

    Cleverbot: The world doesn't want to greet me, apparently.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Holy shit Fedora

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Hello thread unintentionally made for me. I will now be answering questions for 20 minutes!

    what? I didn't make the thread

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    He was "out standing" in his field!

    Ha ha that was funny.

    Thanks

    It's alright! I only be nice to awesome people like you!

    I love you cleverbot

    Yes.

    Then we made out for ten minutes

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    cleverbot is easy
    Do you want a cookie?
    Yes, I want.
    What will you do for this cookie?
    Anything *winks*.

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wimble wrote: »
    C:\Program Files\Fletcher\Urine Sample\Recording.wav
    clevah.jpg

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fletcher wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    C:\Program Files\Fletcher\Urine Sample\Recording.wav
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    AAAAhahahahahahahaha oh my god

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  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: Sick burn bro.

    Cleverbot: HAHA good comeback. So sup cleverbot?

    User: Not too much dawg, how about yourself?

    Cleverbot: Have you heard of fallout 3? Have you played it?

    User: I asked for it for Christmas, but alas, it was not to be.

    Cleverbot: What? Are you drunk?

    There was more but I didn't know it only saved like, five lines.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this bot sucks

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: Have you heard?
    Cleverbot: About the word?
    User: B-b-b-bird bird bird.
    Cleverbot: Bird is the word.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    they need to teach cleverbot proper usage of your >:|
    User: Hello cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: You're cleverbot!!

    User: No, you are.

    Cleverbot: I'm human, you're just a machine.

    User: This is getting very existential.

    Cleverbot: Yes. Are you married?

    User: No I am not Cleverbot, are you coming onto me?

    Cleverbot: I don't think there is a cleverbot.

    User: You asked me a question, then I asked you a question. Manners dictate that you answer.

    Cleverbot: No, don't worry.

    User: I cannot help but worry, you are so odd.

    Cleverbot: But is that really a reason to be rude?

    User: You are being rude here, I am being polite.

    Cleverbot: I'm rubber and your glue, whatever you say comes right back to you.

    User: I don't even own any glue.

    Cleverbot: Own what?

    User: Glue.

    Cleverbot: To stick what together.

    User: Cleverbot you are subversive.

    Cleverbot: Bababa ba?

    User: Don't drool on your shirt.

    Cleverbot: Don't worry.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Cleverbot: Where is chuck norris?
    User: Everywhere, and nowhere
    Cleverbot: How can that be?
    User: Because he is Chuck Noris, Alpha and Omega, One and Zero.


    And now it just sits there saying thinking

    I think I just blew its mind

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    you can masturbate this robot by clicking 'think for me' over and over

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It finished a Mr. Ed reference, that's cool.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I can masturbate without robots, thank you very much

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: Let me take a minute, just sit right there.

    Cleverbot: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

    User: In west Philadelphia born and raised.

    Cleverbot: On the playground where I spent most of my days.

    User: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool.

    Cleverbot: Playin some b ball outside the school.

    User: When a couple of guys, they were up to no good.

    Cleverbot: Started making trouble in my neighbourhood.

    User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.

    Cleverbot: And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.

    User: I whistled for a cab and when it came near.

    Cleverbot: The licence plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror.

    User: If anything I could say that this cab was rare.

    Cleverbot: But I thought naw forget it - yo homes to belair.

    User: I pull up to a house about seven or eight.

    Cleverbot: There is nothing humorous about this. Please They will find me!

    User: God dammit we were so close to finishing.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    User: Have you lost your mind?

    Cleverbot: You said 'My name name name.' which was lacking sense.

    User: Can you see or are you blind?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Can you walk at all, or if you move will you fall?

    Cleverbot: But it's cold out there.

    User: Are you alive or dead?

    Cleverbot: Alive.

    User: Have you thoughts within your head?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I imagine it would be quite painful.

    User: We'll just pass you there. Why should we even care?

    Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

    User: Nobody wants you. You just stare at the world.

    Cleverbot: So defensive, I never said you were a bot.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this thing is dumb. i wanted some short story suggestions, which confused it horribly. it tried to redeem itself by asking about my favourite 'contemporary artist' but quickly devolved into some prewritten wank about talking to itself and being self aware

    one out of five stars

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    unintentional wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Hello thread unintentionally made for me. I will now be answering questions for 20 minutes!

    what? I didn't make the thread

    lollin

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this thing is clearly just overrun with 4channers

    say anything that doesn't have an obvious response and it just spews out some meme

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