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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Who else feels like shit this fine morning?

    Me, hooray!

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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    japan wrote: »
    I still think most airport security is a massive overreaction.

    this is pretty much the reality of things. it would be interesting to know exactly how many bombers we've stopped by making people take off their shoes.

    I'm gonna go right ahead and guess "not many."

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Guys I feel like a cum dumpster

    But the inverse

    A cum gun or something

    Not a licensed gun either

    Just a cheap .38 special, bought on 9th street

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I feel like shit. But not as shit as I was feeling several hours ago.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    We subjected a poor mind to over 2 hours of wondershowzen last night

    good times

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ahh, I feel great. Got a good night's sleep, my head is clear, my stomach is settled. I am starting off the New Year on a good vibe. Mmmmmn. :D

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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    We subjected a poor mind to over 2 hours of wondershowzen last night

    good times

    next time we probably shouldn't just kidnap some homeless guy for his vodka though
    that was awkward

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh noooo did you have an awesome new year's party nexus

    i hate you :cry:

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh noooo did you have an awesome new year's party nexus

    i hate you :cry:

    Your text was premature!

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh noooo did you have an awesome new year's party nexus

    i hate you :cry:

    Your text was premature!

    That's not all that was premature!

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh noooo did you have an awesome new year's party nexus

    i hate you :cry:

    Your text was premature!
    it wouldn't have gone through if i sent it later! last year all the cell phone carriers got clogged up around and after midnight

    also i was bored out of my mind, i had to do SOMETHING

    so i wrote a text...

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    I had a roommate in college who thought Bangbus (and similar 'amateur' gonzo stuff) was real

    When we told him it wasn't he argued futilely for a minute or two, then realized we were right. It was kind of sad- there was this fire extinguished from his eyes. He looked so crestfallen- like a kid whose belief in Santa had just been shattered. It was amazing.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I think I could be sick

    I slept for 12 hours, I've had one meal in the past 24 hours and feel sick after it and I'm all achy.

    :?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Hakkes, I thought your parents were hip and happenin' people who throw totally wicked parties?
    :lol:

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Aww yesh, just 3 weeks 'till surgery. Vacation time, ho!

    Wash on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Fuzzy what surgery are you getting?
    <3

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Each video consists of a typical everywoman who is "picked up on the street," and is then persuaded to engage in sexual intercourse with men in the back of a van (usually while it's driving) - the titular Bang Bus. Each storyline usually ends with the woman being dropped off naked, unpaid and in the wrong location, shouting at the men as they drive off laughing.
    D:

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hahaha. This hobo has Yogi Bear's voice.

    I <3 looney tunes. I am a child.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Each video consists of a typical everywoman who is "picked up on the street," and is then persuaded to engage in sexual intercourse with men in the back of a van (usually while it's driving) - the titular Bang Bus. Each storyline usually ends with the woman being dropped off naked, unpaid and in the wrong location, shouting at the men as they drive off laughing.
    D:

    waht

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Each video consists of a typical everywoman who is "picked up on the street," and is then persuaded to engage in sexual intercourse with men in the back of a van (usually while it's driving) - the titular Bang Bus. Each storyline usually ends with the woman being dropped off naked, unpaid and in the wrong location, shouting at the men as they drive off laughing.
    D:

    waht

    it is a popular pornography website.

    fueled by misogyny and lonesome fucks.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    this just in

    porn is fake

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    I had a roommate in college who thought Bangbus (and similar 'amateur' gonzo stuff) was real

    When we told him it wasn't he argued futilely for a minute or two, then realized we were right. It was kind of sad- there was this fire extinguished from his eyes. He looked so crestfallen- like a kid whose belief in Santa had just been shattered. It was amazing.

    There was a guy in my 7th grade pre-algebra class who was like this about professional wrestling (like, WW-whatever-the-fuck-acronym-they-are-now guys). He argued for half of the class, though, about 30 minutes.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    this just in

    porn is fake

    that's right. no one has sex.

    well outside of the missionary position.

    for the sake of procreation.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Getting my gallbladder removed. Which means I can has cheeseburger again.

    I no longer miss what I can't eat, but last night I had a dream I was eating pizza. Soon the pizza dreams will end.

    Wash on
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I had a roommate in college who thought Bangbus (and similar 'amateur' gonzo stuff) was real

    When we told him it wasn't he argued futilely for a minute or two, then realized we were right. It was kind of sad- there was this fire extinguished from his eyes. He looked so crestfallen- like a kid whose belief in Santa had just been shattered. It was amazing.

    There was a guy in my 7th grade pre-algebra class who was like this about professional wrestling (like, WW-whatever-the-fuck-acronym-they-are-now guys). He argued for half of the class, though, about 30 minutes.

    assburgers.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Now the hobos are beating alligators to death with 2X4s for foiling their attempt to murder and eat bugs bunny. Then he trapped them in a train car and filled it with water to suffocate them.

    Quality.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I had a roommate in college who thought Bangbus (and similar 'amateur' gonzo stuff) was real

    When we told him it wasn't he argued futilely for a minute or two, then realized we were right. It was kind of sad- there was this fire extinguished from his eyes. He looked so crestfallen- like a kid whose belief in Santa had just been shattered. It was amazing.

    There was a guy in my 7th grade pre-algebra class who was like this about professional wrestling (like, WW-whatever-the-fuck-acronym-they-are-now guys). He argued for half of the class, though, about 30 minutes.

    assburgers.

    This guy was a pretty popular 'student government' fellow, so it was just the stupidity of youth.
    this just in

    porn is fake

    Unless you find some of the amateur voyeur stuff. Some of that is real.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    It's difficult for me to be entranced by non homemade porn. It used to be that only the manufactured, 'high production value' stuff with music and 50 angles turned me off... but now even the amateur gonzo stuff doesn't do it for me.

    I can only really get snared by legitimately homemade stuff- a dude and his girlfriend, no silliness involved. No 'maids', no 'picked up on the street and fucked that day', no gimmick. Just homemade 1 on 1 sex.

    I am a vanilla dude maybe.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It could be that you just don't like the faked emotions anymore. I mean, most porn actors aren't exactly stellar.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    I can only really get snared by legitimately homemade stuff- a dude and his girlfriend, no silliness involved. No 'maids', no 'picked up on the street and fucked that day', no gimmick. Just homemade 1 on 1 sex.

    You sick fuck

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Well passer we're still waiting on the Eddy/Podly video to leak

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Well passer we're still waiting on the Eddy/Podly video to leak

    Hah, that'd be hilarious.

    Though based on last night's conversation, Eddy/Fluffy seems more likely. :D

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    It's difficult for me to be entranced by non homemade porn. It used to be that only the manufactured, 'high production value' stuff with music and 50 angles turned me off... but now even the amateur gonzo stuff doesn't do it for me.

    I can only really get snared by legitimately homemade stuff- a dude and his girlfriend, no silliness involved. No 'maids', no 'picked up on the street and fucked that day', no gimmick. Just homemade 1 on 1 sex.

    I am a vanilla dude maybe.

    But most people don't have fucking machines at home. THEN WHAT

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't know if I'm more surprised people haven't heard of bangbus or that they think that's what's really happening.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I dfon't think it is real, variable.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Surprised that people are stupid?

    My friend ... I know you can't be serious.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I hate you, Ron

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Surprised that people are stupid?

    My friend ... I know you can't be serious.

    When it comes to porn you'd be surprised what most people know about.

    When it comes to desires, never underestimate how deluded people can be.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    nerd I don't believe you're real.

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