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My New Year's was the bomb!

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  • HoovesHooves Registered User
    edited January 2010
    yeah that i hy you did not have a foursome. because one of the girls had braces. that is the only reason

    Hooves on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I still haven't had sex this year.

    Maybe tomorrow or something.

    Graves on
    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    nah you ain't getting any for the rest of your life

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I had sex this year. It was awesome.

    VisionOfClarity on
  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I haven't had sex since last year, shit.

    CptKemzik on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I was offered sex today and tonight.

    But nah.

    Maybe tomorrow.

    Graves on
    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User
    edited January 2010
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    I haven't had sex since last year, shit.

    same here, it's not cool

    2008 was pretty alright by me. parts of 2009 were okay, i guess. a lot of it sucked but i'm feeling optimistic about 2010

    Ol' Sparky on
  • WeaverWeaver Burn their ignorance to the groundRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    No Weaver don't get into the sex conversation you know where that road leads

    Weaver on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited January 2010
    I banged for the first time two years ago

    Staleghoti on
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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I banged for the first time two years ago

    Happy Anniversary!

    Tonkka on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I banged for the first time two years ago

    Happy Anniversary!

    I'd rather not remember that 30 seconds.

    I commemorate a few sessions later

    Staleghoti on
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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    my brother's birthday dinner was delicious

    unintentional on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights Oh... did I win?Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    I Win Swordfights on
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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Went to a party, had stuff, danced, wondered why my friend passed out looking like elton john.

    Dee Kae on
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I realized this year that I'm a romantic at heart and should just embrace that fact. Thus far I've been much more successful and happy in my love life. Who knew!

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    vsove wrote: »
    I realized this year that I'm a romantic at heart and should just embrace that fact. Thus far I've been much more successful and happy in my love life. Who knew!

    All right, sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?

    Javen on
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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Both of those comments sound a little too gay to me.

    Dee Kae on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2010
    i kinda just woke up

    uuurgh

    Knob on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Good morning!

    Tonkka on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So, what put the pain in your brain?

    I stayed with vodka in various mixed drinks last night and felt fine this morning, then again I drink vodka often and know it doesn't fuck with my system so it was almost cheating.

    Hunter on
  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I banged for the first time two years ago

    Happy Anniversary!

    I'd rather not remember that 30 seconds.

    I commemorate a few sessions later

    My first time lasted for the duration of fast times at ridgemont high and then some.

    CptKemzik on
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    apparently I'm getting sick

    wonder where this came from

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    it was me

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm clean, I swear.

    Hunter on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited January 2010
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I banged for the first time two years ago

    Happy Anniversary!

    I'd rather not remember that 30 seconds.

    I commemorate a few sessions later

    My first time lasted for the duration of fast times at ridgemont high and then some.

    Can a first time consist of multiple times?

    If so I went all night :winky:

    Staleghoti on
    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i think it's trying its best but man my body is kicking its ass

    yesterday I had a little bit of a sore throat kinda

    now I have a sort of sniffly nose

    i usually get sniffly nose at the end of my colds so i think this thing is done for. Gonna step out in a few and get some zicam and then tomorrow the good sudafed

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I banged for the first time two years ago

    Happy Anniversary!

    I'd rather not remember that 30 seconds.

    I commemorate a few sessions later

    My first time lasted for the duration of fast times at ridgemont high and then some.

    Can a first time consist of multiple times?

    If so I went all night :winky:

    This was a single sex session, it hurt afterwards.

    CptKemzik on
  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hurt so good.

    CptKemzik on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited January 2010
    o...

    ...yeah I got off right away, then I felt like I was floating an inch off the ground

    kinda like tom cruise in MI:1, but on my back

    Staleghoti on
    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    o...

    ...yeah I got off right away, then I felt like I was floating an inch off the ground

    kinda like tom cruise in MI:1, but on my back

    Wait, you fucked Tom Cruise?

    Hunter on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i know i've always had a fetish for short white men

    Dead Legend on
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You had a religious experience. Congratulations.

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    o...

    ...yeah I got off right away, then I felt like I was floating an inch off the ground

    kinda like tom cruise in MI:1, but on my back

    Wait, you fucked Tom Cruise?

    I wish

    Staleghoti on
    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    so apparently

    I left my friend a message at about 130 in the morning new years day

    which consisted of me reading part of transmetropolitan in a really noir esque voice i guess

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I live with foodies, so I had a fancy food New Year's. I'm still living off leftover cheese and charcuterie. Is nice.

    I've been "good" (studying for finals, running, watching Carl Sagan) and "bad" (sleeping late, eating lots of animal fat).

    celandine on
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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    There was a random naked Spanish guy running around the garden.

    But it was ok because the gate was open so he could escape if we spooked him.

    BigDes on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    if eating animal fat is wrong I don't want to be right

    Druhim on
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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    if eating animal fat is wrong I don't want to be right

    Preach it, brother.

    celandine on
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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    blurghurgh i hate all this snow that has been making the roads shitty to drive on. I just wanna go and book my tattoo appointment finally; i hate sitting around doing nothing during winter break.

    CptKemzik on
  • IsaIsa Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    New year's eve I found out I could possibly have a tumor behind my eye

    New year's day I fractured my ankle!

    Happy new year!

    Isa on
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