Ow fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK this hurts

Belruel

_hat is _rong _ith your keyboard?

Cold Salmon and Hatred

im gonna wait till tomorrow and if my foot still hurting ill go get it checked out

as of right now my foot is fucking killing me

Melding

i fractured part of my hand once, doctor told me it was too late to do anything about it by the time i got around to going somewhere about it. Two weeks of "maybe it is just bruised" right during midterms. Smartest man alive.

Hooves

whoa it just occured to me that i can just keep the w key copied onto my clipboard and just paste whenever i need it. I am a genius

Wren

I got shot in nam

Melding

I have been dethroned as Smartest man alive just now by hooves.

I Win Swordfights

Hooves wrote: »

whoa it just occured to me that i can just keep the w key copied onto my clipboard and just paste whenever i need it. I am a genius

This is what I do with my 6 key

Hooves

it is both a gift and a curse

Melding

did you guys know you can buy keyboards for like ten bucks? it might be great, but it's nice to have a cheap spare around in case you are forced to use clip board as part of your keyboard. what if your V key breaks?

nuka

;-; Stop it, I can't be your fucking medic buddy at all hours of the day!

Just be super nice to your arm, it will go away eventually. I never did any serious damage to my shoulders when I popped them out but just be careful.

Weaver

Hacksaw wrote: »

So last night I accidentally popped my shoulder out of its socket. I managed to get it back in place with relative alacrity, but the damage was already done. The pain was immense, some of the worst I've ever experienced. I woke up this morning sore and aching, my shoulder still sending plenty of "fuck you" pain waves to my brain. Now I walk around with my arm in a makeshift sling, struggling to do even the most basic tasks, like tying my shoe laces.

What of you, SE++? What kind of injuries have you sustained lately? Anyone coming in here complaining of emotional pain or a "broken heart" will have their hearts broken for reals, courtesy of me and my riot batton.

Remember that time at Jordyn & Fram's when Doc permanently fucked up my shoulder when I jumped on his back? (He didn't mean too Doc is just big & strong)

Hacksaw

Weaver wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

So last night I accidentally popped my shoulder out of its socket. I managed to get it back in place with relative alacrity, but the damage was already done. The pain was immense, some of the worst I've ever experienced. I woke up this morning sore and aching, my shoulder still sending plenty of "fuck you" pain waves to my brain. Now I walk around with my arm in a makeshift sling, struggling to do even the most basic tasks, like tying my shoe laces.

What of you, SE++? What kind of injuries have you sustained lately? Anyone coming in here complaining of emotional pain or a "broken heart" will have their hearts broken for reals, courtesy of me and my riot batton.

Remember that time at Jordyn & Fram's when Doc permanently fucked up my shoulder when I jumped on his back? (He didn't mean too Doc is just big & strong)

I remember hearing about that, but I don't remember if I was there or not.

Hooves

Melding wrote: »

did you guys know you can buy keyboards for like ten bucks? it might be great, but it's nice to have a cheap spare around in case you are forced to use clip board as part of your keyboard. what if your V key breaks?

I'll put it on my list of things to do right after 'lay in bed' and 'eat this grilled cheese'

Weaver

Hacksaw wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

So last night I accidentally popped my shoulder out of its socket. I managed to get it back in place with relative alacrity, but the damage was already done. The pain was immense, some of the worst I've ever experienced. I woke up this morning sore and aching, my shoulder still sending plenty of "fuck you" pain waves to my brain. Now I walk around with my arm in a makeshift sling, struggling to do even the most basic tasks, like tying my shoe laces.

What of you, SE++? What kind of injuries have you sustained lately? Anyone coming in here complaining of emotional pain or a "broken heart" will have their hearts broken for reals, courtesy of me and my riot batton.

Remember that time at Jordyn & Fram's when Doc permanently fucked up my shoulder when I jumped on his back? (He didn't mean too Doc is just big & strong)

I remember hearing about that, but I don't remember if I was there or not.

Got that bone separation in my shoulder and tore the UCL in elbow, both in my left arm, both happened at parties

my left arm isn't invited to any more parties

MKR

The worst I've done was take a 90 degree turn on my bike with one hand at high speed. That was about 8 years ago when I was much dumber.

I managed to roll off the inertia and avoid injury, but I had a big black mark on my arm where I impacted. And it hurt.

chromdom

I got a barf-inducing blow to the back of the head playing hockey a few weeks ago.
I play again for the first time tomorrow. I am not yet nervous, but suspect I might get that way as the game approaches.

Air

some dude at work slipped and dipped his whole arm into the deep fryer a few weeks ago

MKR

Air wrote: »

some dude at work slipped and dipped his whole arm into the deep fryer a few weeks ago

How'd it taste?

vsove

I can't remember how many times I've broken my arm/nose/wrist. My body has developed a high pain threshold as a result, though. Which is nice.

BYToady

Air wrote: »

some dude at work slipped and dipped his whole arm into the deep fryer a few weeks ago

I bet the oil wasn't changed after that.

Balefuego

I broke my collarbone in highschool

that sucked

Lost Salient

Oooh man

Back from the doctor

That was grooooss

Also MKR you stole the joke I was going to make! Boo! Hiss!

Trillian

I've got arthritis and sometimes the occasional bone chip or two floating around in my hip joints.
Hurts like hell some days, but fine most.

Gatsby

I've never broken, sprained, dislocated, twisted or fractured anything ever.

Worst injury I've ever gotten was taking a giant rock to the head when I was a kid and some crazy bastard threw it at me.

Balefuego

Gatsby wrote: »

I've never broken, sprained, dislocated, twisted or fractured anything ever.

Worst injury I've ever gotten was taking a giant rock to the head when I was a kid and some crazy bastard threw it at me.

Staleghoti

Once I chipped my foot too

that's the most breakage I've had.

One time I SMAAAAAAASHED my nose, it left this huge purple swollen lump in the middle and has been crooked ever since

I guess I broke it but the doctor never said

Rankenphile

Weaver wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

So last night I accidentally popped my shoulder out of its socket. I managed to get it back in place with relative alacrity, but the damage was already done. The pain was immense, some of the worst I've ever experienced. I woke up this morning sore and aching, my shoulder still sending plenty of "fuck you" pain waves to my brain. Now I walk around with my arm in a makeshift sling, struggling to do even the most basic tasks, like tying my shoe laces.

What of you, SE++? What kind of injuries have you sustained lately? Anyone coming in here complaining of emotional pain or a "broken heart" will have their hearts broken for reals, courtesy of me and my riot batton.

Remember that time at Jordyn & Fram's when Doc permanently fucked up my shoulder when I jumped on his back? (He didn't mean too Doc is just big & strong)

I remember hearing about that, but I don't remember if I was there or not.

Got that bone separation in my shoulder and tore the UCL in elbow, both in my left arm, both happened at parties

my left arm isn't invited to any more parties

pretty sure your left arm wasn't the problem there, chief

The Geek

I picked up Weaver once.

Air

worst injury ive had is like, tryin to jump off the back of a billy cart as it passed my house and getting my foot stuck in the cart and getting dragged along for a few metres
maybe
but i think that was just some scrapes

oh talking about throwin rocks
back in my old neighborhood there was this kid i didnt like, and one day im standing up on this elevated bit of land like 1.5m (5ft?) above the street with the kid on the street being a prick
we were having some dumb argument i guess and he was on his bike and said something and rode away quickly before i could say anything back
and i picked up some rock by my feet and threw it way ahead of him hoping it would hit the ground in front of him so he would see it but it wouldnt do anything
but it made this glorious arc and curved back to hit him right in the head as he was riding away

Tonkka

Murder!

Abracadaniel

one time my brother dropped a big fucking chunk of quartz on his big toe and we though he'd have to have it removed

Staleghoti

hehe

nine toes

The Geek

May dad was born with 11 toes.

MKR

I have never broken a bone.

But then I've never done sports and I'm cripplingly risk-averse.

Weaver

The Geek wrote: »

I picked up Weaver once.

It was only time in my life that ever did the cheesy peace fingers.

Spoiler:

Weaver

that building got dozed and the lot turned into an office tower

Gatsby

You're so non-chalant about it.

Like "yeah I'm totally being picked up now, whatever. Peace broseph."

Nocturne

I got a papercut today.

Although when printing 120,000 pages one papercut is not that bad.

Weaver

Gatsby wrote: »

You're so non-chalant about it.

Like "yeah I'm totally being picked up now, whatever. Peace broseph."

It wasn't planned at all. He just out of nowhere picked me up. I was all, welp.

Weaver

So glad Hacksaw got a better haircut.

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