Ow fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK this hurts

Hacksaw

So last night I accidentally popped my shoulder out of its socket. I managed to get it back in place with relative alacrity, but the damage was already done. The pain was immense, some of the worst I've ever experienced. I woke up this morning sore and aching, my shoulder still sending plenty of "fuck you" pain waves to my brain. Now I walk around with my arm in a makeshift sling, struggling to do even the most basic tasks, like tying my shoe laces.

What of you, SE++? What kind of injuries have you sustained lately? Anyone coming in here complaining of emotional pain or a "broken heart" will have their hearts broken for reals, courtesy of me and my riot batton.

I Win Swordfights

Man, I just don't care at all.

101

hmmm. I've been doing lots of writing and now my thumb hurts.

Does that count?

Rankenphile

I am literally setting a timer right now for when Jordyn comes in and calls you a pussy.

neville

Rankenphile wrote: »

I am literally setting a timer right now for when Jordyn comes in and calls you a pussy.

SmokeStacks

You'd never make it as a loose cannon cop on the edge fighting crime with your own unique style of justice

that's for sure.

Hacksaw

Rank you misspelled "Stale".

Tonkka

What they said.

mensch-o-matic

rub some dirt in it and walk it off you betsy

The Geek

Mel Gibson thread.

DouglasDanger

Hacksaw wrote: »

Rank you misspelled "Stale".

I guess a dislocated whatever would probably hurt. I've broken my arms three times and completely tore the skin off of my knee cap once and had my nose broken once and pulled a ham string twice.

You spelled baton incorrectly.

Hunter

I've dislocated my shoulder several times from playing football and having a car accident. Suck it up pussy.


Actually no, it hurts like fucking hell and I know how you feel.

Hacksaw

The Geek wrote: »

Mel Gibson thread.

Sheri

My throat hurts

Does that count?

Mysst

the only thing that ever hurts for me is feelings

DouglasDanger

I'f gladly trade the broken arms and messed up knee not being able to bend it for 7 weeks for a dislocated shoulder. That probably hurts like hell for a couple of hours, has a dull ache for a few days, and is more less a memory in a month, right?

Tonkka

I feel fine.

I could use another cup of coffee though.

Hacksaw

Hunter wrote: »

I've dislocated my shoulder several times from playing football and having a car accident. Suck it up pussy.


Actually no, it hurts like fucking hell and I know how you feel.

Any healing tips? I took some ibuprofen and have my arm in a makeshift sling (read: an old belt), and aside from icing it on and off every 10 minutes I don't know what else to do.

Aside from suck it up, of course.

Hacksaw

Douglas you misspelled "I'd".

Kazhiim

I haven't tied my shoes in like, months. I just slip my feet in and out without untying.

Bedlam

My finger kind of hurts. The skin keeps healing and then re-breaking because it is so thin on the tip.

Abracadaniel

I just took a nap and now I gotta run to the grocery store

once my bare foot got stuck in the spokes of a rapidly moving bike, which then flipped and I went face-first into asphalt.

Hunter

Hacksaw wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

I've dislocated my shoulder several times from playing football and having a car accident. Suck it up pussy.


Actually no, it hurts like fucking hell and I know how you feel.

Any healing tips? I took some ibuprofen and have my arm in a makeshift sling (read: an old belt), and aside from icing it on and off every 10 minutes I don't know what else to do.

Aside from suck it up, of course.

Make sure it's back in socket properly is number 1. Just because it feels popped back, I've learned that it may not be so. That means doctor visit.

Besides that, it's ice and meds. The second time I did it I got a cortisone shot too, but that actually hurt pretty bad itself.

Nogs

i banged my toe against a wooden leg of a chair like an hour ago

it stung for like a whole minute

Marshmallow

I got kicked in the hand which split it down the middle about an inch a few years back.

I thought it was awesome at the time, "Holy shit guys lookit how wide I can spread my fingers now"

Then I just wrapped some tape around it to keep them together and went back to my dishwashing job.

Tonkka

This coffee is certainly helping my mood.

I think at this point only a cigarette could improve things.

Lost Salient

I'm going to the hospital in about forty minutes, myself, for a thing. A thing that is pretty unfun and probably related to my own personal medical mystery. Wooooo.

You could always run to the doctor just to make sure there's nothing else you can do to speed along the process, Hacksaw. Or you could just ask the internet and put some ice on it. Nothin' wrong with that.

Nogs

lady troubles?

CptKemzik

I've never had any substantial injuries beyond superficial cuts. I've got a couple of scars from minor burns though.

Brodo Faggins

My friend and I drunkenly grappled on the concrete floor of his garage. At one point he slammed my entire body down and I landed on my elbow, because it hurts to move. The back of my skull is also in tons of pain.

Bedlam

Nogs wrote: »

lady troubles?

Hysteria.

Quirk

I broke my ankle a few years back, and was told it wasn't broken, so I ended up walking around on it for about a month before they sent me a letter telling me they'd fucked up. It's never been right since, and walking around for months in a way which lessened the pain seems to have also messed my knee up.

I tripped on the kerb a week or two ago and said ankle has been in sporadic and mildly horrific pain ever since and it is really starting to annoy me. No really horrific injuries as of yet though, thank god

Hunter

Nogs wrote: »

lady troubles?

Broken hoohaw?

Cold Salmon and Hatred

my foot feels broken and I cannot remember what I could have done last night to hurt it this badly

Nogs

Bedlam wrote: »

Nogs wrote: »

lady troubles?

Hysteria.

hysterectomy

Lost Salient

Nogs wrote: »

lady troubles?

Nah, my leg's all effed up from what I hope is just a severe allergic reaction compounded by infection. Otherwise it's related to an unidentified autoimmune disorder that made my life a living hell for two years of college.

Of course, this is a lady trouble in the sense that it is painful to wear high heels as affairs currently stand.

and also because of the hysteria, someone get the smelling salts, stat

Nogs

Lost Salient wrote: »

Nogs wrote: »

lady troubles?

Nah, my leg's all effed up from what I hope is just a severe allergic reaction compounded by infection. Otherwise it's related to an unidentified autoimmune disorder that made my life a living hell for two years of college.

Of course, this is a lady trouble in the sense that it is painful to wear high heels as affairs currently stand.

and also because of the hysteria, someone get the smelling salts, stat

i had severe pain in my right leg once. actually the entire right side of the lower half of my body.

it was torsion.

are you sure you don't have torsion?

Hacksaw

Bedlam wrote: »

Nogs wrote: »

lady troubles?

Hysteria.

The vapors.

Lost Salient

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHKMCrDaHRY

I mean, I'm pretty sure it's not torsion

Could be the vapors, though!

Staleghoti

My new Tims gave me a mad blister two days ago, cause they were so loose while I was shopping all day

Hooves

I got a smallish fracture in my fibia about a month ago. I _ent to the doctor and got one of those boots and some vicodin. I set the boot in my closet and just _alked around on it because it didnt hurt that bad. I just _anted the vicodin