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ZephyrZephyr Registered User
edited February 2010 in Social Entropy++
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walk walk fashion baby work it make that bitch crazy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdJNBH-ZiiI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT2BorXltds

What is Bayonetta?

bayonetta is essentially the apex of gaming, every other game developer might as well just give up now because the peak has been reached. HER CLOTHES ARE MADE OF HER HAIR

bayonetta is made by the same guy who made Devil May Cry so if you liked that youll probably like this, and if you didnt like that you a bitch aight

you can read the story and basic gameplay details on wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayonetta AND THE DEMOS OUT SO PLAY THAT IF YOU HAVENT

HER CLOTHES ARE MADE OF HER HAIR AND SHE HAS GUN STILLETO SHOES

COMES OUT ON TUESDAY

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User
    edited January 2010
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    lots of places, mostly walmart, have broken the street date fyi

    and a lot of the early reviews are positive

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  • ಠ_ರೃಠ_ರೃ __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2010
    Game of the year?

    New Year’s Eve is the best. For one magical night, even the most straight-laced babe feels socially obligated to get blindingly drunk and act like a total whore. Pretty daddy’s girls with blond hair and tight asses swill cheap champagne and toss back shots of peach schnapps until they’re flashing their big, firm tits at any chump who wanders by.
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ಠ_ರೃ wrote: »
    Game of the year?

    On ass alone

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I HEARD THERE WAS A BAYONETTA THREAD AND CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

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  • webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The demo was good.

    This lucky penny is bullshit.
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wait, so she turns into a butterfly, has swords, and shoots things with her shoes made of hair?

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Wait, so she turns into a butterfly, has swords, and shoots things with her shoes made of hair?

    her hair turns into gunswords that shoots rockets

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Wait, so she turns into a butterfly, has swords, and shoots things with her shoes made of hair?

    her hair turns into gunswords that shoots rockets

    also, datazz

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Wait, so she turns into a butterfly, has swords, and shoots things with her shoes made of hair?

    when she jumps she gets butterfly wings

    her shoes have guns on them

    her hair turns into huge monsters that eat bosses while you furiously tap the X button in order to get the max combo points

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ಠ_ರೃ wrote: »
    Game of the year?

    Not even a question

    Probably even game of the millenium

    No

    Definitely gotm

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Klonoa of the Wind WAHOO!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The demo for this was pretty good

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I played the demo yesterday.

    I am a big devil may cry fan, so there is a lot about this I like.

    I am probably going to get it, but I will have to force myself not to compare it to DMC too much, because a big reason why I love DMC is removed here because of how easily you can mash out combos and spam dodge.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    is the reason why her hair can do literally anything :

    because she's a witch

    ?

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    man, bayonetta looks insane awesome and makes me wish I had a 360

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    is the reason why her hair can do literally anything :

    because she's a witch

    ?

    actually yes

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bayonetta shits on Devil May Cry so much its not even funny

    Oh you have a sword and some guns that cool I'll just make a dragon out of MY FUCKING HAIR AND IT WILL RIP YOU IN FUCKING HALF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

    that said I liked Devil May Cry 3 a lot :)

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh jesus druhim you're jailed

    why

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bayonetta shits on Devil May Cry so much its not even funny

    Oh you have a sword and some guns that cool I'll just make a dragon out of MY FUCKING HAIR AND IT WILL RIP YOU IN FUCKING HALF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

    that said I liked Devil May Cry 3 a lot :)

    you drive up the side of a building in a motorcycle and then swordfight with that motorcycle

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  • webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wimble wrote: »
    I played the demo yesterday.

    I am a big devil may cry fan, so there is a lot about this I like.

    I am probably going to get it, but I will have to force myself not to compare it to DMC too much, because a big reason why I love DMC is removed here because of how easily you can mash out combos and spam dodge.

    I remember hearing that if you up the difficulty then you can't mash/spam as much. But I don't know if it's true.

    This lucky penny is bullshit.
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    like the look of those sonic coins!

  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Wikipedia wrote: »
    The game includes five difficulty modes: "Very Easy", "Easy", "Normal", "Hard", and "Non-Stop Climax".

  • WeaverWeaver send help pirates have meRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Just play The Void it has completely uncensored nude ladies and it is actually mentally engaging.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited January 2010
    webber wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    I played the demo yesterday.

    I am a big devil may cry fan, so there is a lot about this I like.

    I am probably going to get it, but I will have to force myself not to compare it to DMC too much, because a big reason why I love DMC is removed here because of how easily you can mash out combos and spam dodge.

    I remember hearing that if you up the difficulty then you can't mash/spam as much. But I don't know if it's true.

    dunno bout dat but in Non Stop Climax mode Witch Time is disabled

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Aren't you an angel that kills witches

    or is it the other way around

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    so her butt is covered with hair?

  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Bayonetta shits on Devil May Cry so much its not even funny

    Oh you have a sword and some guns that cool I'll just make a dragon out of MY FUCKING HAIR AND IT WILL RIP YOU IN FUCKING HALF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

    that said I liked Devil May Cry 3 a lot :)

    you drive up the side of a building in a motorcycle and then swordfight with that motorcycle

    That was pretty cool i guess

    Also jesus fuck I want the climax edition of this game so bad

    Australia/NZ only tho :(

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    Just play The Void it has completely uncensored nude ladies and it is actually mentally engaging.

    maybe i want non stop climax action over mental engagement

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    natek wrote: »
    so her butt is covered with hair?

    Yes. yes it is. Also this game looks fun but man GOTY already? There is a bunch of good stuff coming out.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Aren't you an angel that kills witches

    or is it the other way around

    t'other way round

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited January 2010
    natek wrote: »
    so her butt is covered with hair?

    no cause when you do a special move with her hair all her hair goes into the attack and she still has some clothes on so some of her clothes are not made of hair

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Will get around to playing this in November probably.

    I am so far behind.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    natek wrote: »
    so her butt is covered with hair?

    well yes kinda but that's nitpicky

    details

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Klonoa of the Wind WAHOO!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Fedora wrote: »
    Wikipedia wrote: »
    The game includes five difficulty modes: "Very Easy", "Easy", "Normal", "Hard", and "Non-Stop Climax".

    Normally I stick to Normal but I don't know if I'll be able to not pick that on the main menu

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You can't spam combos in DMC. If you just spam the attack button you just end up doing the same 3 hit combo over and over

    Unless you put it on easy automatic, in which case you're a total pussy.

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    so her butt is covered with hair?

    well yes kinda but that's nitpicky

    details

    how is it nitpicky?

    I just wanna know if she has a hairy butt?

    now that I know, I will not be playing this game

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Klonoa of the Wind WAHOO!Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Is The Void a DMC-style game?

    Then who fucking cares

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    Just play The Void it has completely uncensored nude ladies and it is actually mentally engaging.

    The Void is worse in every single way sorry
    natek wrote: »
    so her butt is covered with hair?

    Yes. yes it is. Also this game looks fun but man GOTY already? There is a bunch of good stuff coming out.

    Can't think of a single game that would even be able to compete with Bayonetta in terms of fun
    natek wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    so her butt is covered with hair?

    well yes kinda but that's nitpicky

    details

    how is it nitpicky?

    I just wanna know if she has a hairy butt?

    now that I know, I will not be playing this game

    A damn shame

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Wikipedia wrote:
    As a fan of folk music, he also named Bayonetta's set of four handguns after the old English ballad "Scarborough Fair", and its individual guns Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme.

    I'm sorry Devil May Cry 3, when I first played you, I labeled you "the most ridiculous shit ever". I was wrong.

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