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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    here's an interesting one.....

    Take the names of two astronomical signs, then combine and rearrange them to spell out a nine-letter word that means "a person who hides things." what are the two signs and what sort of person is this?

    Goddamn you. I can't figure it out and it's killing me.

    One of them has to be Leo and the other can be either, Taurus, Gemini, or Cancer.

    I don't know what you would call a person who hides things, though. So now I'm using an anagram thing on the internet and it doesn't help!

    Concealer!

    Cancer and Leo.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited January 2010
    thnks you RMS

    winky does a pitch perfect job of recreating the syndalis experience

    good to hear though duder we need to grab a beer soonish

    yes we do! Lets make that happen in the next couple of days. I have a date at 8:00p on Friday, so maybe a beer before then?

  • ProtoMan39ProtoMan39 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    here's an interesting one.....

    Take the names of two astronomical signs, then combine and rearrange them to spell out a nine-letter word that means "a person who hides things." what are the two signs and what sort of person is this?

    Goddamn you. I can't figure it out and it's killing me.

    One of them has to be Leo and the other can be either, Taurus, Gemini, or Cancer.

    I don't know what you would call a person who hides things, though. So now I'm using an anagram thing on the internet and it doesn't help!

    Concealer!

    Cancer and Leo.

    *ahem*
    ProtoMan39 wrote:
    It's Leo + Cancer -> Concealer

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in mah dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ProtoMan39 wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    here's an interesting one.....

    Take the names of two astronomical signs, then combine and rearrange them to spell out a nine-letter word that means "a person who hides things." what are the two signs and what sort of person is this?

    Goddamn you. I can't figure it out and it's killing me.

    One of them has to be Leo and the other can be either, Taurus, Gemini, or Cancer.

    I don't know what you would call a person who hides things, though. So now I'm using an anagram thing on the internet and it doesn't help!

    Concealer!

    Cancer and Leo.

    *ahem*
    ProtoMan39 wrote:
    It's Leo + Cancer -> Concealer

    Nice one by both of you. :^:

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    :!:

    Jonathon Ross is leaving the BBC. Serves them right for treating him like crap.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I wonder where Duna is stealing these riddles from.

  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ehw.

    I just lifted the toilet seat at work to take a piss, and I was met by what could only be menstrual blood dripping down the underside of the seat.

    I need to go take a shower. That was disgusting.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    344B2YT.gifsteamicon48x48.gif Know about web development? I need your help with my professional site!
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Also I am disappointed as fuck that you can't buy vanadium redox batteries yet. You can't even buy the fuel cell elements, as far as I can tell. They're the coolest thing which I have no idea how to get despite working in the university of the same person who invented them.

  • ProtoMan39ProtoMan39 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Ehw.

    I just lifted the toilet seat at work to take a piss, and I was met by what could only be menstrual blood dripping down the underside of the seat.

    I need to go take a shower. That was disgusting.

    ...why do you feel the urge to share this? >_<

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    :!:

    Jonathon Ross is leaving the BBC. Serves them right for treating him like crap.

    "We're so sorry we agreed to give him a rediculously high salary and bringing him to task over acting unprofessional in the public eye."

  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ProtoMan39 wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    here's an interesting one.....

    Take the names of two astronomical signs, then combine and rearrange them to spell out a nine-letter word that means "a person who hides things." what are the two signs and what sort of person is this?

    Goddamn you. I can't figure it out and it's killing me.

    One of them has to be Leo and the other can be either, Taurus, Gemini, or Cancer.

    I don't know what you would call a person who hides things, though. So now I'm using an anagram thing on the internet and it doesn't help!

    Concealer!

    Cancer and Leo.

    *ahem*
    ProtoMan39 wrote:
    It's Leo + Cancer -> Concealer

    Hey, I didn't see your post and I spent forever trying to figure it out and I did! So back off!

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ok this mac's insistence that it's case is open is getting very very annoying

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I kissed you on the cheek
    “Good night my love” I say
    You turned to me and smile
    “A baby’s on the way.”

    And then you drift asleep
    To dream of life anew
    And I lie wondering
    Just what I should do

    I could kick you in the stomach
    And catch you unawares
    I could swear to God you accidently
    Fell that flight of stairs

    When I tell you that I love you
    I will look you in the eye
    As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh.

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    :!:

    Jonathon Ross is leaving the BBC. Serves them right for treating him like crap.

    "We're so sorry we agreed to give him a rediculously high salary and bringing him to task over acting unprofessional in the public eye."

    A comedian did somethin lightly edgy, god forbid, we're putting him on suspension right now Daily Mail. And if you think he was overpaid by the BBC, just wait to see what he gets in the private sector.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas “Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.” Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    So the new girl and I told each other that we loved each other yesterday. No dancing around the words, no cute "I'm falling for you," or anything. Straight up "I love you," "I love you too"

    There is no emoticon huge enough to convey how I feel right now.

    Alright, everyone together now. Except Justin.

    D'awwwwwwwwwww.

    :D

    She said she has been feeling it for days now, but was afraid to say it because of how soon we have reached this point... but that it is true, and she has no doubt. A little scared by the suddenness, but absolutely certain of it.

    Awwww

  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I kissed you on the cheek
    “Good night my love” I say
    You turned to me and smile
    “A baby’s on the way.”

    And then you drift asleep
    To dream of life anew
    And I lie wondering
    Just what I should do

    I could kick you in the stomach
    And catch you unawares
    I could swear to God you accidently
    Fell that flight of stairs

    When I tell you that I love you
    I will look you in the eye
    As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh.

    THIS WAS MADE FOR THE BIRTH CONTROL OPTIONS THREAD IN HA

    #someshit
  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    :!:

    Jonathon Ross is leaving the BBC. Serves them right for treating him like crap.

    "We're so sorry we agreed to give him a rediculously high salary and bringing him to task over acting unprofessional in the public eye."

    A comedian did somethin lightly edgy, god forbid, we're putting him on suspension right now Daily Mail. And if you think he was overpaid by the BBC, just wait to see what he gets in the private sector.

    Well, ITV can't afford bupkiss right now, and neither can Channel 4. Maybe Sky will drive a truck full of money to his house, but so what? The show will likely be pitiful and watched by no-one. Probably.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I kissed you on the cheek
    “Good night my love” I say
    You turned to me and smile
    “A baby’s on the way.”

    And then you drift asleep
    To dream of life anew
    And I lie wondering
    Just what I should do

    I could kick you in the stomach
    And catch you unawares
    I could swear to God you accidently
    Fell that flight of stairs

    When I tell you that I love you
    I will look you in the eye
    As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh.

    THIS WAS MADE FOR THE BIRTH CONTROL OPTIONS THREAD IN HA

    This is a good one for any thread about "Should i tell my GF/BF this or not"
    If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two.
    And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you.
    And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee.
    And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be.

    But I don't have a hammer
    And I dont have a ship
    So I can't build a house
    And we can't take a trip

    And I'll never be a poet
    Nor have the painter's grace
    So I'll never write you a verse
    Nor immortalize your face

    And also I have herpes...

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    :!:

    Jonathon Ross is leaving the BBC. Serves them right for treating him like crap.

    "We're so sorry we agreed to give him a rediculously high salary and bringing him to task over acting unprofessional in the public eye."

    A comedian did somethin lightly edgy, god forbid, we're putting him on suspension right now Daily Mail. And if you think he was overpaid by the BBC, just wait to see what he gets in the private sector.

    The private sector's the private sector, and private TV channels can pay what they like. I know some animals are more equal than others, but when an organization that's funded with public money pays a guy almost as much as their combined senior managership [1], that doesn't feel kosher. It sorta feels like those banker bonuses after the bailouts.

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    This just in: ELM is a bad lover.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    You know who else doesn't believe in the G-spot?

    COMMUNISTS.

  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    It does. Just need to know where to look and how to find it.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    This just in: ELM is a bad lover.

    Negative. I work with what's there, not what I wish was there.

  • The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    A little late to the party?

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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    Wasn't there an article that was like "scientists unable to locate g-spot"

    recently?

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    This just in: ELM is a bad lover.

    Negative. I work with what's there, not what I wish was there.

    This just in: ELM further proves he is a bad lover.

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    It does. Just need to know where to look and how to find it.

    If scientists can't find it, I'm content believing its not there. No amount of anatomical information has done a damn thing to indicate it's there.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    It does. Just need to know where to look and how to find it.

    If scientists can't find it, I'm content believing its not there. No amount of anatomical information has done a damn thing to indicate it's there.

    They probably just censored it in your country

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    A little late to the party?

    g-spot.png

    Actually I was checking to see if there was a new one and thought I'd post something which people couldn't ignore.

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    This just in: ELM is a bad lover.

    Negative. I work with what's there, not what I wish was there.

    This just in: ELM further proves he is a bad lover.

    Also I just realized I don't know enough about you to concoct an biting retort.

    Also this top 10,000 countdown has reached the area where boy bands roamed the Earth.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    A little late to the party?

    g-spot.png

    I need to get that enlarged and put it up in the diamond lab (they all work on photovoltaics).

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    So the new girl and I told each other that we loved each other yesterday. No dancing around the words, no cute "I'm falling for you," or anything. Straight up "I love you," "I love you too"

    There is no emoticon huge enough to convey how I feel right now.

    Alright, everyone together now. Except Justin.

    D'awwwwwwwwwww.

    :D

    She said she has been feeling it for days now, but was afraid to say it because of how soon we have reached this point... but that it is true, and she has no doubt. A little scared by the suddenness, but absolutely certain of it.

    Awwww

    Hopping on the d'aww train.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    This just in: ELM is a bad lover.

    Negative. I work with what's there, not what I wish was there.

    This just in: ELM further proves he is a bad lover.

    Also I just realized I don't know enough about you to concoct an biting retort.

    Also this top 10,000 countdown has reached the area where boy bands roamed the Earth.

    Let me take care of that for you.

    "If I'm you're so good then, since you apparently found it, why did your girlfriend cheat on you?"

    Done and done.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    This just in: ELM is a bad lover.

    Negative. I work with what's there, not what I wish was there.

    This just in: ELM further proves he is a bad lover.

    Also I just realized I don't know enough about you to concoct an biting retort.

    You don't need that.

    "JustinSane? More like just-so-lame!"

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I retain my position that I don't understand that feeling.

    I think I demand experimental evidence that I'm feeling it.

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I do not believe the G-spot exists.

    This just in: ELM is a bad lover.

    Negative. I work with what's there, not what I wish was there.

    This just in: ELM further proves he is a bad lover.

    Also I just realized I don't know enough about you to concoct an biting retort.

    You don't need that.

    "JustinSane? More like just-so-lame!"

    OH. SNAP.

  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited January 2010
    What I want to know is, how was this scientific experiment conducted? :winky:

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The private sector's the private sector, and private TV channels can pay what they like. I know some animals are more equal than others, but when an organization that's funded with public money pays a guy almost as much as their combined senior managership [1], that doesn't feel kosher. It sorta feels like those banker bonuses after the bailouts.

    Well the problem here is more that it strikes me BBC senior management gets paid far too little much like all the important public sector jobs.

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