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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Well, mostly it is the semen/ urine valve. So you can't pee when you are hard.

    Also it adds some juice to semen.

    D&D [chat], where the interesting health questions are answered!

    You left out the part where they're answered in strictly scientific terms.

    I like to dazzle you plebes with my jargon. I am like the Podly of everything that isn't synth and epistemology.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I have to say, while many people lament the graphics as an impediment to gameplay these days, I'm really hoping that we continue on the current trajectory so game designers are forced to invent more and more interesting locales for things to happen.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    17 balls to go to see out the draw and no wickets left to lose. You never do things the easy way, do you?

    English English is fuckin nonsensical, you Lewis Carrol motherfuckers.

    And cricket is not a game. It's just a stupidly long ritual.

    English English is fine. Just remember where to centre the electric metre, and colour in your drawing of the honourable knight in shining armour.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Graphics aren't an impediment to gameplay. They are just stupidly expensive and thus an impediment to innovation and risk-taking.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    But if the G-spot is a myth I have been searching for a lost cause for the last 18 years :(

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    There are definitely some areas inside the vag that work pretty well. They vary woman-to-woman though.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    If a lost cause is searching for a lost cause, does the universe blow up?

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You know I squee a little every time I hear an Australian in sci-fi these days. Australians in sci-fi are awesome.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    There's a fisting joke here somewhere.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Let it be noted

    will knows his vag

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    If a lost cause is searching for a lost cause, does the universe blow up?

    No, because unlike poorly programmed robots, we can just say "that doesn't make any fucking sense" and move on.

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Will, cricket is the greatest game in existence. It's so good its purest form has to be played out over five days, otherwise the spectators will be killed by its incredible beauty.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I still like my idea for Terminator 5. John Connor defeats SkyNet by teaching it to love.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hrrm, I need a new vacuum cleaner. What are good ones?

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    You know I squee a little every time I hear an Australian in sci-fi these days. Australians in sci-fi are awesome.

    Like Mad Max?

    Or The Time Machine?

    Or Virtuosity?

    Or The Invasion?

    Or X-Men?

    Or The Dark Knight?

    Cinema is lousy with you aussies. On balance your people do have a habit of hiding their nationality, I guess because australian cinema is just so famous for sucking.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    Will, cricket is the greatest game in existence. It's so good its purest form has to be played out over five days, otherwise the spectators will be killed by its incredible beauty.

    I've had Cricket explained to me on 4 different occasions and every time, I've decided it's fucking retarded.

    That said, I want the MLB to adopt the running bowler/pitcher thing. Watching baseball pitchers run and throw the ball would be awesome.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    God I need a new game to play. But a game with a story. I have to say Alpha Centauri's advantage over Civilization is that I get to guide humanity into the next age of fuck yeah!

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hrrm, I need a new vacuum cleaner. What are good ones?

    The Dyson ones are still the best. Just really expensive.

    Alternatively: Get a Henry, they have cute little faces.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2010
    So I just got home and my absent roommate's cell phone rang. As it's ringing I wonder, "Hm, I wonder if that's Corporal So-and-so needing me for anything last minute and, knowing I don't have a phone yet, calling my roommate's?"

    So I answered it. It was. Good thinking Res!

    So now I have to go.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hrrm, I need a new vacuum cleaner. What are good ones?

    All the good ones suck.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Virtuosity was RDMs pilot for a new show, which is why it doesn't actually end. Also we were all over Pitch Black for some reason. And Farscape.

    EDIT: Also the Dark Knight is neither here nor their but Heath Ledger knocked the Joker out of the fucking park.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    Will, cricket is the greatest game in existence. It's so good its purest form has to be played out over five days, otherwise the spectators will be killed by its incredible beauty.

    I do admire the nifty jumpers they wear.

    Outside of that not too much.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hrrm, I need a new vacuum cleaner. What are good ones?

    All the good ones suck.

    Carlos!

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hrrm, I need a new vacuum cleaner. What are good ones?

    The Dyson ones are still the best. Just really expensive.

    Alternatively: Get a Henry, they have cute little faces.

    I don't need a cute little face*, I need something that seriously sucks.

    *that might not be true

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Christ. Three balls left and the Saffers are referring a possible catch.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Virtuosity was one of the few movies that I actually made a decision to stop watching half-way through. I had no idea that it didn't end.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    Christ. Three balls left and the Saffers are referring a possible catch.

    so it'll take what like 25 more days?

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Virtuosity was one of the few movies that I actually made a decision to stop watching half-way through. I had no idea that it didn't end.

    Well I only watched the ending, so now you know.

    But yeah.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Christ. Three balls left and the Saffers are referring a possible catch.

    so it'll take what like 25 more days?

    woohoo! they held on for the draw!

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hrrm, I need a new vacuum cleaner. What are good ones?

    The Dyson ones are still the best. Just really expensive.

    Alternatively: Get a Henry, they have cute little faces.

    I don't need a cute little face*, I need something that seriously sucks.

    *that might not be true

    henry-vacuum-cleaner.jpg

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    so i was watching Better Off Ted

    and they had a Dalek in their basement.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Christ. Three balls left and the Saffers are referring a possible catch.

    so it'll take what like 25 more days?

    woohoo! they held on for the draw!

    Did he throw a googly?

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Virtuosity was the Russel Crowe/Denzel Washington thing, right? Yeah, that was pretty bad.

    Also, woo hoo England. A draw!

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Christ. Three balls left and the Saffers are referring a possible catch.

    so it'll take what like 25 more days?

    woohoo! they held on for the draw!

    Did he throw a googly?

    is that a euphemism?

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    so i was watching Better Off Ted

    and they had a Dalek in their basement.

    I saw that. It made me laugh.

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Christ. Three balls left and the Saffers are referring a possible catch.

    so it'll take what like 25 more days?

    woohoo! they held on for the draw!

    Did he throw a googly?

    No, though the last over held a bouncer, a great yorker and a denied caught behind off the glove.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hrrm, I need a new vacuum cleaner. What are good ones?

    The Dyson ones are still the best. Just really expensive.

    Alternatively: Get a Henry, they have cute little faces.

    I don't need a cute little face*, I need something that seriously sucks.

    *that might not be true

    henry-vacuum-cleaner.jpg

    Dawww!
    ... I'll look into the Dyson stuff, thanks.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Christ. Three balls left and the Saffers are referring a possible catch.

    so it'll take what like 25 more days?

    woohoo! they held on for the draw!

    Did he throw a googly?

    No, though the last over held a bouncer, a great yorker and a denied caught behind off the glove.

    Now you're just making shit up.

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Christ. Three balls left and the Saffers are referring a possible catch.

    so it'll take what like 25 more days?

    woohoo! they held on for the draw!

    Did he throw a googly?

    No, though the last over held a bouncer, a great yorker and a denied caught behind off the glove.

    Stop speaking in tongues!

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Krikkit!

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