Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

thwart [chat]

skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEGRegistered User regular
I thwarted Will in the last chat

a GIS for thwart provides a bevy of odd images

canoe-sailing-leeboard%20thwart%202.jpg

I guess thwart has something to do with a boat?

images174552_obama.jpg

and here is Obama vowing to thwart terrorists

thwart_bioterror.jpg

and wtf a llama in a NBC suit?

2412700333_8ed97ed450_o.jpg

yogi bear. this makes sense to me. he is often thwarting the best laid plans of picnicers and rangers

KMO_088197_09299_1m.jpg

the former president or whatever of russia, musing in front of a fucking missile

thwart-candy-eating-criminals-200X200.jpg

and jesus christ a terrifying child

skippydumptruck on
«13456762

Posts

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Yeah this is the one we are going to go with.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    yussss

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Me and my stuff have escaped on a rocket to this thread and I'm going to spread my stuff around.
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Would have preferred Hubble Deep [Chat]

    hubbledeepfieldl.jpg
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Look at that! Hubble is looking at a region of space that appears empty to us, and all of those galaxies exist there! The region of space it looked at was 2.5 arcminutes large from where we are. The moon, in contrast, is 30 arcminutes large. If you divided the night sky into a million pieces the region it looked at would take up only two of those pieces.
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The comic someone posted earlier:

    20100107.gif

    It's true! Also that guy looks like Phil Plait.

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    And $100 billion goes to Sarksus for his contributions to mankind.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    My penis is exposed. There is nothing covering it, right now. If any of you were in this room with me, you'd see my genitalia.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Skippy, I now must burn you alive in a game of TF2 to keep my manhood intact.

    falasig.png
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I am gonna buy a bunch of hookers and dress them up in Mylar bikinis.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Skippy, I now must burn you alive in a game of TF2 to keep my manhood intact.

    you will do no such thing

    instead you will swallow sadness and call a sex line

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Speaking of stuff, George Carlin knows about it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac

    It's NSFW okay? Because it's George Carlin.

  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    My penis is exposed. There is nothing covering it, right now. If any of you were in this room with me, you'd see my genitalia.

    Yea, well, that be, forsooth, thy opinion, sir.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    So apparently while a song about a guy seeing rape all around is A-OK, The Raping Zebras isn't classy enough for Rock Band to let other people see online.

    Bullshit.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Llamas in suits are the best.

    Time rots everything. Even hope.
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    send pics chu

    3FMmC.jpg
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    My penis is exposed. There is nothing covering it, right now. If any of you were in this room with me, you'd see my genitalia.

    I don't really carry around a magnifying glass.

    freefallagent.jpg
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My penis is exposed. There is nothing covering it, right now. If any of you were in this room with me, you'd see my genitalia.

    I don't really carry around a magnifying glass.

    I have sex.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My penis is exposed. There is nothing covering it, right now. If any of you were in this room with me, you'd see my genitalia.

    I don't really carry around a magnifying glass.

    I have sex.

    It's okay. A lot of people have problems with their length.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    oh my god there are all these celebrities on Sesame Street! SINCE WHEN

    I GOT GYPPED IN MY CHILDHOOD

  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    So apparently while a song about a guy seeing rape all around is A-OK, The Raping Zebras isn't classy enough for Rock Band to let other people see online.

    Bullshit.

    Goggling that band or song got me the results of this dude who's stage name is Zebra who is wanted for raping a child.

    :P

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Seriously though the shekels thing seems like it has to be a joke.

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    You guys are so lame.

    If I had the chance I would totally leave Earth and explore the universe.

    Preferably with a spindly British guy.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Seriously though the shekels thing seems like it has to be a joke.

    Why?

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My penis is exposed. There is nothing covering it, right now. If any of you were in this room with me, you'd see my genitalia.

    I don't really carry around a magnifying glass.

    I have sex.

    I have bulge.

    freefallagent.jpg
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Sarksus wrote: »
    You guys are so lame.

    If I had the chance I would totally leave Earth and explore the universe.

    Preferably with a spindly British guy.

    and a tough, wise-cracking female navigator or something, right?

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    You guys are so lame.

    If I had the chance I would totally leave Earth and explore the universe.

    Preferably with a spindly British guy.

    space is for nerds

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    You guys are so lame.

    If I had the chance I would totally leave Earth and explore the universe.

    Preferably with a spindly British guy.

    and a tough, wise-cracking female navigator or something, right?

    She would get in the way.

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    So apparently while a song about a guy seeing rape all around is A-OK, The Raping Zebras isn't classy enough for Rock Band to let other people see online.

    Bullshit.

    Goggling that band or song got me the results of this dude who's stage name is Zebra who is wanted for raping a child.

    :P

    Well the band name is one rad made up and the game told us couldn't be shown online until we changed it later because it wasn't "classy enough".

    Then later into the game she bursts out laughing because around the sixth song the guy's all melancholy and singing about the rape that surrounds him.

    And I'm like man.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    DA:O
    Spoiler:

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    You guys are so lame.

    If I had the chance I would totally leave Earth and explore the universe.

    Preferably with a spindly British guy.

    space is for nerds

    STUFF IT, EAR LOOPS.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Well the band name is one rad made up and the game told us couldn't be shown online until we changed it later because it wasn't "classy enough".

    Then later into the game she bursts out laughing because around the sixth song the guy's all melancholy and singing about the rape that surrounds him.

    And I'm like man.

    He is allergic to rapeseed.

    freefallagent.jpg
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    DA:O
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Seriously though the shekels thing seems like it has to be a joke.

    Why?

    I dunno i guess it makes sense. Like as long as you are inventing a country based on mythology you might as well carry forward the name of the money they used.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    My penis is exposed. There is nothing covering it, right now. If any of you were in this room with me, you'd see my genitalia.

    I don't really carry around a magnifying glass.

    I have sex.

    I have bulge.

    You have an appendix, too.

    What I have in my pants actually gets used.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    You guys are so lame.

    If I had the chance I would totally leave Earth and explore the universe.

    Preferably with a spindly British guy.

    space is for nerds

    STUFF IT, EAR LOOPS.

    this is strangely endearing

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    You guys are so lame.

    If I had the chance I would totally leave Earth and explore the universe.

    Preferably with a spindly British guy.

    and a tough, wise-cracking female navigator or something, right?

    She would get in the way.

    I forget are you a homo sarksus?

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    moniker wrote: »

    Holy shit moniker.

    These are the best Youtube finds I've seen in a long time.

    I love you.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    You have an appendix, too.

    What I have in my pants actually gets used.

    What I have in my pants gets noticed.

    freefallagent.jpg
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    DA:O
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
This discussion has been closed.