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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    But soda tastes pretty bad, Tav.

    Man you know I got a sweet tooth for..... soda.

    I just expected a guy of your caliber to use better sodas in his similes.

    I have a calibre now? When did that shit happen?

    No, you have caliber. It's like calibre except that McDonald's own 30% of it and you can't use it for anything.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    I'd get fired.

    Unless I could somehow prove that it was just a "gay lapse." I wonder if that provision has ever actually been used.

    Res on
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Wait Joker are you seriously in a relationship with someone who is planning on abstaining from sex until marriage?

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Wait Joker are you seriously in a relationship with someone who is planning on abstaining from sex until marriage?

    Not if he mixes these tracks right!

    wazilla on
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Wait Joker are you seriously in a relationship with someone who is planning on abstaining from sex until marriage?

    Nope, I want to be in a relationship with someone who is saving herself for mariage.

    Edit: Wazilla gets it!

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    ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Wait Joker are you seriously in a relationship with someone who is planning on abstaining from sex until marriage?

    Not if he mixes these tracks right!

    :lol:

    the last half is all barry white

    Proto on
    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    everyone think of an animal who's name starts with CR

    crayfish
    HAH! You thought I was gonna say crocodile!

    it was crocodile, you lose.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Did you like District 9, Jokerman?

    I thought it was good movie, I just felt the ending was kind of botched.

    Really? I thought the ending was perfect. I really wasn't sure where they were gonna go with it, but I thought it was really balanced, not too happy nor depressing.

    You didnt think it was depresing?
    Nah, I think it would have been too depressing if the alien didn't make it off with the mothership, but too sappy if Wikus somehow "got better." I liked it as it was.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Shit. I lose again. That's the 2nd time today.

    wazilla on
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Jack ain't black and Barry ain't white:whistle:

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    crane

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    in any leap year, the calendar for january is always identical to the calendar for which later month that same year?

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Did you like District 9, Jokerman?

    I thought it was good movie, I just felt the ending was kind of botched.

    Really? I thought the ending was perfect. I really wasn't sure where they were gonna go with it, but I thought it was really balanced, not too happy nor depressing.

    You didnt think it was depresing?
    Nah, I think it would have been too depressing if the alien didn't make it off with the mothership, but too sappy if Wikus somehow "got better." I liked it as it was.

    Good point. I can see how you'd feel that way then. I guess I just need resolution.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    in any leap year, the calendar for january is always identical to the calendar for which later month that same year?

    crocodile!

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Wait Joker are you seriously in a relationship with someone who is planning on abstaining from sex until marriage?

    Nope, I want to be in a relationship with someone who is saving herself for mariage.

    She must have a fantastic personality

    and by personality I mean rack

    and by rack I mean her daddy much be riiiiiiiiiiiiiich

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    in any leap year, the calendar for january is always identical to the calendar for which later month that same year?

    crocodile!

    you win!

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    in any leap year, the calendar for january is always identical to the calendar for which later month that same year?

    I feel like we're helping you cheat at a pub quiz

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    1-2 on the day!

    EDIT: I'm about to try a can of v8... I've never had it before... I will inform you if this is a win or a loss in a minute.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Wait Joker are you seriously in a relationship with someone who is planning on abstaining from sex until marriage?

    Nope, I want to be in a relationship with someone who is saving herself for mariage.

    She must have a fantastic personality

    and by personality I mean rack

    and by rack I mean her daddy much be riiiiiiiiiiiiiich
    her dad died last year. Way to go dick.

    But Seriously,
    She has a beautiful smile, great taste in music and books. She's funny, and clever, down to earth. She plays Piano and can sing opera. I could go and on and on...

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Tav wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    in any leap year, the calendar for january is always identical to the calendar for which later month that same year?

    I feel like we're helping you cheat at a pub quiz

    I already solved that one.

    I get a puzzle every morning from this flip calendar.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Wait Joker are you seriously in a relationship with someone who is planning on abstaining from sex until marriage?

    Nope, I want to be in a relationship with someone who is saving herself for mariage.

    She must have a fantastic personality

    and by personality I mean rack

    and by rack I mean her daddy much be riiiiiiiiiiiiiich
    her dad died last year. Way to go dick.

    But Seriously,
    She has a beautiful smile, great taste in music and books. She's funny, and clever, down to earth. She plays Piano and can sing opera. I could go and on and on...
    But you can't because you have to wait, right?

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Wait Joker are you seriously in a relationship with someone who is planning on abstaining from sex until marriage?

    Nope, I want to be in a relationship with someone who is saving herself for mariage.

    She must have a fantastic personality

    and by personality I mean rack

    and by rack I mean her daddy much be riiiiiiiiiiiiiich
    her dad died last year. Way to go dick.

    But Seriously,
    She has a beautiful smile, great taste in music and books. She's funny, and clever, down to earth. She plays Piano and can sing opera. I could go and on and on...

    You could list all sorts of cool things about her and then be like "Yeah but she's also part of the KKK" and I would have a similar reaction to someone saving sex for marriage.

    It's not about the sex itself, it's that people who want to wait until they're married to have sex are fucking nuts.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Wait Joker are you seriously in a relationship with someone who is planning on abstaining from sex until marriage?

    Nope, I want to be in a relationship with someone who is saving herself for mariage.

    She must have a fantastic personality

    and by personality I mean rack

    and by rack I mean her daddy much be riiiiiiiiiiiiiich
    her dad died last year. Way to go dick.

    But Seriously,
    She has a beautiful smile, great taste in music and books. She's funny, and clever, down to earth. She plays Piano and can sing opera. I could go and on and on...
    And she has a skewed view on physical intimacy and is probably extremely religious. :^:

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh man, this smells too much like tomato juice for me to drink without gagging.

    oh man it's bad.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Wait Joker are you seriously in a relationship with someone who is planning on abstaining from sex until marriage?

    Nope, I want to be in a relationship with someone who is saving herself for mariage.

    She must have a fantastic personality

    and by personality I mean rack

    and by rack I mean her daddy much be riiiiiiiiiiiiiich
    her dad died last year. Way to go dick.

    But Seriously,
    She has a beautiful smile, great taste in music and books. She's funny, and clever, down to earth. She plays Piano and can sing opera. I could go and on and on...
    I'm bitter, piss off. Enjoy having an awesome relationship while I die alone.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    gahhh I'm such a baby

    wazilla on
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Aldo wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Wait Joker are you seriously in a relationship with someone who is planning on abstaining from sex until marriage?

    Nope, I want to be in a relationship with someone who is saving herself for mariage.

    She must have a fantastic personality

    and by personality I mean rack

    and by rack I mean her daddy much be riiiiiiiiiiiiiich
    her dad died last year. Way to go dick.

    But Seriously,
    She has a beautiful smile, great taste in music and books. She's funny, and clever, down to earth. She plays Piano and can sing opera. I could go and on and on...
    And she has a skewed view on physical intimacy and is probably extremely religious. :^:

    She is religious but she's not some sort of hoilier then thou bible thumper. And the whole waiting thing doesnt bother me in the least. If I can hold someone and kiss them and hug them when i'm sad, then I dont necesiarily need to stick dick in vagina.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Aldo wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Wait Joker are you seriously in a relationship with someone who is planning on abstaining from sex until marriage?

    Nope, I want to be in a relationship with someone who is saving herself for mariage.

    She must have a fantastic personality

    and by personality I mean rack

    and by rack I mean her daddy much be riiiiiiiiiiiiiich
    her dad died last year. Way to go dick.

    But Seriously,
    She has a beautiful smile, great taste in music and books. She's funny, and clever, down to earth. She plays Piano and can sing opera. I could go and on and on...
    And she has a skewed view on physical intimacy and is probably extremely religious. :^:

    I broke a girl of that before.

    Res on
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    You could list all sorts of cool things about her and then be like "Yeah but she's also part of the KKK" and I would have a similar reaction to someone saving sex for marriage.

    It's not about the sex itself, it's that people who want to wait until they're married to have sex are fucking nuts.

    not all of them.

    I don't have a problem with no sex before marriage in a relationship so long as "no sex" means "no vaginal intercourse" and not "no kissing on the lips"

    its a relationship after all and it should be fairly obvious after a short while if shes someone you eventually want to marry instead of someone you want to have sex with.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    How did that happen, Res?

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited January 2010
    god damn am i the only one tending this shit?

    start another one I guess

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