Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "Saturn's [Chat]agon", by Elendil

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Post: Saturn's [Chat]agon
Forum: Debate and Discourse
Assigned Moderators: Elki, ElJeffe, Irond Will

Posted by: Elendil
Original Content:

Hakkekage wrote: »

Daxon wrote: »

Aldo wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

Aldo wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

Why does Pandora keep thinking I like Johnny Cash

You don't? Feh.

Dark brown hair wasn't boring to me.

Me + country = Bah

well was her hair straight, rather than an unkempt mass of curls

Mass of curls. Hated everyone with straight hair because when straight hair gets wet it doesn't explode.

God I envy peeps with curly hair, at least your hair is never a dead fish flop of boring and ugh.

Ugh no, I have curly hair and it is a crapshoot when taking care of it

And I have to use SO MUCH MONEY on a constant supply of mousse

at least you're not a Gorgon

then you would need a constant supply of mouse

Nerdgasmic

I liked this.

Darmak

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

I liked this.

Centipede Damascus

what kind of person doesn't like Johnny Cash

ryzouken

Burn victims...

TheOrange

ryzouken wrote: »

Burn victims...

Oh what a day brightener.

Dman

ryzouken wrote: »

Burn victims...

:^:

And it burns burns burns
the wheel of fire

Supraluminal

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

what kind of person doesn't like Johnny Cash

My sentiment exactly. I couldn't pay any attention to the rest of the quote after reading that.

Chanus

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

what kind of person doesn't like Johnny Cash

The type of person who also doesn't drink PBR and wear skinny jeans?

Tube

People with pedestrian taste

Aneurhythmia

Chanus wrote: »

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

what kind of person doesn't like Johnny Cash

The type of person who also doesn't drink PBR and wear skinny jeans?

I should report this post for awesome just so I can watch the thread repeatedly get rated one star.

A Dabble Of Thelonius

Chanus wrote: »

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

what kind of person doesn't like Johnny Cash

The type of person who also doesn't drink PBR and wear skinny jeans?

Wha?

Tube

I don't wear skinny jeans and I don't know what PBR is and I like Johnny Cash

Edcrab

I had to wiki it, apparently it is a beer no one has heard of

I am glad I am not the only guy who was nonplussed by that

Tube

I don't think skinny jeans had even been invented in Johnny Cash's heyday.

Nerdgasmic

Pabst Blue Ribbon is famous for being (apparently) a terrible beer and for being popular with hipsters.

It was also featured on a few Colbert Report episodes.

A Dabble Of Thelonius

Choice of jeans when Johnny Cash was signed to a label.

1. Jeans

Aneurhythmia

PBR is one of the American domestic lagers that's super cheap and not very good, and hipsters pick it over other cheap beers because it has a resonant working class, blue collar association but isn't attached to the more popular tendencies of actual blue collar workers like watching sports or living in a ghetto the way Budweiser or Steel Reserve might be.

Essentially this guy is mad, because when he was a boy, his pappy sat him on his knee and said, "This is real music, son," and it was the only superficially genuine connection he had with his distant father. Now, with the internet culture spawning endless "me too!" fair-weather fans of anything, his interest in what he thought was a protected relic of the past no longer makes him feel unique. Because ultimately the best way to distinguish oneself from others as an individual is marked by one's own ability to consume the product of another artist's labor, rather than to produce something yourself.

A Dabble Of Thelonius

God damn.

Chanus

Aneurhythmia wrote: »

PBR is one of the American domestic lagers that's super cheap and not very good, and hipsters pick it over other cheap beers because it has a resonant working class, blue collar association but isn't attached to the more popular tendencies of actual blue collar workers like watching sports or living in a ghetto the way Budweiser or Steel Reserve might be.

Essentially this guy is mad, because when he was a boy, his pappy sat him on his knee and said, "This is real music, son," and it was the only superficially genuine connection he had with his distant father. Now, with the internet culture spawning endless "me too!" fair-weather fans of anything, his interest in what he thought was a protected relic of the past no longer makes him feel unique. Because ultimately the best way to distinguish oneself from others as an individual is marked by one's own ability to consume the product of another artist's labor, rather than to produce something yourself.

Kinda something like this, yes.

Centipede Damascus

okay, so you're just dumb then

I Win Swordfights

Johnny Cash was among the first music I was ever shown as a child

Amongst The Vandals, Guns n Roses, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Sublime, Bob Marley, and Black Sabbath.

My dad is awesome.

L|ama

I Win Swordfights wrote: »

Johnny Cash was among the first music I was ever shown as a child

Amongst The Dadrock, Guns n Dadrock, Led Dadrock, AC/DR, Sub-Dadrock, Bob Dadrock, and Dadrock Sabbath.

My dad is dadrock.

I Win Swordfights

L|ama

That is a wonderful post.

Absolutely stunning.

L|ama

I Win Swordfights wrote: »

L|ama

Dadrock

Absolutely dadrock.

Nerdgasmic

I giggled so much at AC/DR

Chanus

Sublime being Dadrock is really, really depressing.

Aneurhythmia

Only if you wear checkered board shorts and drink 40s.

Chanus

That is also depressing.

CorporateLogo

L|ama wrote: »

I Win Swordfights wrote: »

Johnny Cash was among the first music I was ever shown as a child

Amongst The Dadrock, Guns n Dadrock, Led Dadrock, AC/DR, Sub-Dadrock, Bob Dadrock, and Dadrock Sabbath.

My dad is dadrock.

This is great