New Comic for Friday, January 15th

MichaelLC

Excerpt from the book:

"Call me Broshmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no gold in my inventory, and no quests to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery parts of the map. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulation the circulation."

Ivar

I can't decide if that's scary or awesome

Basic

Reminds me of the Lego Robot comic

bakes5150

Where is EPIC HUCK FINN?

Abracadaniel

WHITE WHALE

Iolo

MichaelLC wrote: »

Excerpt from the book:

"Call me Broshmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no gold in my inventory, and no quests to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery parts of the map. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulation the circulation."

A ha ha - excellent.

tsplitter

the cheat wrote: »

smegma whales are a wholly untapped pocket of gaming possibilities.

Witchsight

I cant believe its not a giant dick though.

I was totally prepared for that.

I dont know if Thats What She said works on the internet.

KalTorak

From hell's heart I launch laser-harpoons at thee, and for hate's sake I spit my last health point at thee.

UnreadableHulk

I'm holding out for Leaves of Grass: The Video Game which celebrates the workaday life of a squad of 23rd century space marines clearing out the horrors of the Alpha Centauri deepmines.

ogcam777

fucking yesssssssss

Spoiler:

yessssss

Xaquin

MO-BY DICK

Spoiler:

LOVED IT!

Raneados

how does that hat stay on your head

DouglasDanger

I would buy this.

Harrier

What are they doing to my beloved Comedy now ;_;

mentok1982

In order to sail an ocean of lava do you need to have a ship made out of brimstone?

Olivaw

Smart Hero wrote: »

WHITE WHALE

HOLY

GRAIL

CorporateLogo

I don't know about oceans of lava, but you need an accountant to sail the accountancy.

Nuzak

THE WHALE

HE BE WHITE NOW

Olivaw

Also if you're not aware of this they're really actually considering making a Moby Dick game by the same guys who made Dante's Inferno

Featuring superpowers for Ahab and a demon whale

I swear to god I'm not joking

see317

Harrier wrote: »

What are they doing to my beloved Comedy now ;_;

According to the news post, they're giving it a badass cover that has absolutely nothing to do with the poem, and putting a couple of pages of screenshots in. They're not actually changing the poem though.

Kind of like what they did with I am Legend when instead of a middle-aged overweight white dude they put Will Smith on the cover.

Fatty McBeardo

Olivaw wrote: »

Also if you're not aware of this they're really actually considering making a Moby Dick game by the same guys who made Dante's Inferno

Featuring superpowers for Ahab and a demon whale

I swear to god I'm not joking

i cannot accept this

i see your words

but i cannot accept the message they convey

no

Abracadaniel

thank you Olivaw

NotASenator

Olivaw wrote: »

Also if you're not aware of this they're really actually considering making a Moby Dick game by the same guys who made Dante's Inferno

Featuring superpowers for Ahab and a demon whale

I swear to god I'm not joking

Who is "they" and how do you know that they are "considering" this?

Olivaw

NotACrook wrote: »

Olivaw wrote: »

Also if you're not aware of this they're really actually considering making a Moby Dick game by the same guys who made Dante's Inferno

Featuring superpowers for Ahab and a demon whale

I swear to god I'm not joking

Who is "they" and how do you know that they are "considering" this?

"They" was someone from EA or Visceral, and by "considering" I mean went on at length about it during an interview

I have been trying to find the article but for some reason I'm not having any luck

Butters

The literary classic inspired by the epic video game by Electronic Arts.

Rankenphile

holy shit

this comic

fantastic

alsp, perfect new iphone wallpaper

Cameron_Talley

As Moby Dick is one of my favorite works of literature, I wholly endorse this comic.

"From hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

Fatty McBeardo

Cameron_Talley wrote: »

As Moby Dick is one of my favorite works of literature, I wholly endorse this comic.

"From hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

a depressingly high percentage of the internet believes that quote originates from star trek.

JoeUser

Fatty McBeardo wrote: »

Cameron_Talley wrote: »

As Moby Dick is one of my favorite works of literature, I wholly endorse this comic.

"From hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

a depressingly high percentage of the internet believes that quote originates from star trek.

Herman Melville was a time-traveling plagiarist

Tofystedeth

Fatty McBeardo wrote: »

Cameron_Talley wrote: »

As Moby Dick is one of my favorite works of literature, I wholly endorse this comic.

"From hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

a depressingly high percentage of the internet believes that quote originates from star trek.

For the longest time I thought it originated from Scorched Earth.

Harrier

Fatty McBeardo wrote: »

Cameron_Talley wrote: »

As Moby Dick is one of my favorite works of literature, I wholly endorse this comic.

"From hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

a depressingly high percentage of the internet believes that quote originates from star trek.

To be fair, Patrick Stewart did play Ahab once

Faceless Coward

Not a comic, because there is no sequence of images. However, I fully endorse it.

Reminds me of:

Krentz

Moby Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

Tofystedeth

Faceless Coward wrote: »

Not a comic, because there is no sequence of images. However, I fully endorse it.

Reminds me of:

Is The Far Side not a comic then?

Nuzak

Krentz wrote: »

Moby Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

oh ho ho ho

Lord Dave

I would absolutely play this game.

Bogey

Lord Dave wrote: »

I would absolutely shill this game.

OH HO HO!

However, game needs more bro-multiplayer.

BlackDove

Olivaw wrote: »

Smart Hero wrote: »

WHITE WHALE

HOLY

GRAIL

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

Mongrel Idiot

Gonna print this out on some glossy paper and make a dust jacket for my copy of Moby Dick.

Well, one of my copies of Moby Dick.

Is it weird I that I have three copies of Moby Dick?