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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    someone post the cute little pregnant optimus prime picture

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    You mean the one where Optimus Prime learns where humans come from?

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You know I would have rather not known about Kiss Players thank you.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    someone post the cute little pregnant optimus prime picture

    You mean the one where Optimus Prime learns where humans come from?

    No there is an actual picture of a pregnant baby Optimus Prime for people who are into that.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    You know I would have rather not known about Kiss Players thank you.

    But...context!

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    desc wrote: »
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    someone post the cute little pregnant optimus prime picture

    You mean the one where Optimus Prime learns where humans come from?

    No there is an actual picture of a pregnant baby Optimus Prime for people who are into that.

    But how can a robot get pregnant. It's a robot.

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    NostregarNostregar Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Nostregar wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »

    Well, knowing is half the battle.

    thanks, but I don't want to catch em all

    Their powers combined might be too much for you?
    Well, they would be truly outrageous.
    Possibly over nine thousand.

    Though not as outrageous as running around in his underwear I bet.

    Why so serious?
    I'm sorry, that was bad.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    yea that is


    something

    anyway

    off to go home and then cook dinner and then it is time for the World Beer Festival tomorrow! (after my friends wedding, of course)

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    someone post the cute little pregnant optimus prime picture

    You mean the one where Optimus Prime learns where humans come from?

    No there is an actual picture of a pregnant baby Optimus Prime for people who are into that.

    But how can a robot get pregnant. It's a robot.

    Nobody ever said fetishes were logical.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nostregar wrote: »

    Why so serious?
    I'm sorry, that was bad.

    We'll forgive you.

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    desc wrote: »
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    someone post the cute little pregnant optimus prime picture

    You mean the one where Optimus Prime learns where humans come from?

    No there is an actual picture of a pregnant baby Optimus Prime for people who are into that.

    But how can a robot get pregnant. It's a robot.
    Where the hell do you think transformers come from? It's not like Autobot Stork just flies down and delivers them.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I was trying to GIS the pregnant baby optimus prime pic, and I turned safesearch off then thought "Wait, is google even going to consider this porn?".

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    someone post the cute little pregnant optimus prime picture

    You mean the one where Optimus Prime learns where humans come from?

    No there is an actual picture of a pregnant baby Optimus Prime for people who are into that.

    But how can a robot get pregnant. It's a robot.

    You're right. definatly not cannon.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    japan wrote: »
    I was trying to GIS the pregnant baby optimus prime pic, and I turned safesearch off then thought "Wait, is google even going to consider this porn?".

    the one I'm thinking of is a super cute drawing, but I think it's on deviant art and I don't have an account there

    :(

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    japan wrote: »
    I was trying to GIS the pregnant baby optimus prime pic, and I turned safesearch off then thought "Wait, is google even going to consider this porn?".

    It's one of those questions in which you really have to ask if you want to know.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I found that person's Deviantart page but it won't show any of the images unless I sign up.

    I don't think my anonymous remailer is working any more.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    japan wrote: »
    I was trying to GIS the pregnant baby optimus prime pic, and I turned safesearch off then thought "Wait, is google even going to consider this porn?".
    Are you at work or something?

    I just have SafeSearch off by default at home.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Is Bruce Schneier well respected as a computer security specialist?

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Is Bruce Schneier well respected as a computer security specialist?

    That's my impression. I certainly feel it's warranted, but I'm no expert.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I was trying to GIS the pregnant baby optimus prime pic, and I turned safesearch off then thought "Wait, is google even going to consider this porn?".
    Are you at work or something?

    I just have SafeSearch off by default at home.

    It seems to default to "moderate".

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Is Bruce Schneier well respected as a computer security specialist?

    That's my impression. I certainly feel it's warranted, but I'm no expert.

    Ah, his stuff on physical security makes me giggle, I wasn't sure if it was a case of someone over-reaching or if he was just not so bright.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Yea, my safesearch options seem to reset almost constantly. It's like Google is trying to protect me.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Is Bruce Schneier well respected as a computer security specialist?

    Is the Pope well respected as a Catholic expert?

    Okay, maybe a bit of hyperbole, but yes, he is and it is very well deserved.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    d'awww

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    please show you to me fast?


    is that someone wishing for a premie, in Engrish?

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Is Bruce Schneier well respected as a computer security specialist?

    That's my impression. I certainly feel it's warranted, but I'm no expert.

    Ah, his stuff on physical security makes me giggle, I wasn't sure if it was a case of someone over-reaching or if he was just not so bright.

    What stuff on physical security?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dammit no that is awful OPTIMUS IS A MAN

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Pretty certain that artist has done pics of transformers fucking.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    AND METAL DOES NOT STRETCH LIKE THAT

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Is Bruce Schneier well respected as a computer security specialist?

    That's my impression. I certainly feel it's warranted, but I'm no expert.

    Ah, his stuff on physical security makes me giggle, I wasn't sure if it was a case of someone over-reaching or if he was just not so bright.

    What stuff on physical security?
    Well, for starters he thinks we should use firewalls.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    hahahaha so awesome

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Dammit no that is awful OPTIMUS IS A MAN
    I know right

    even if we accept the improbability of a pregnant robot

    then we have to accept that it's a pregnant boy robot

    I will not swallow that

    no sir

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    loljapan

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    AND METAL DOES NOT STRETCH LIKE THAT

    To be fair, he's from a planet that doubles as a sapient robot. This sapient robot planet is also full of other sapient robots living on its surface. These robots actually have souls. So, y'know, who knows what the deal is with them?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    please show you to me fast?


    is that someone wishing for a premie, in Engrish?

    well

    who knows what giant male robot gestation periods are

    maybe he's like

    recruiting more assembly line workers in his uterus or

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    I will not swallow that

    no sir
    Well this wouldn't be the first time you've gone back on your word.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Pretty certain that artist has done pics of transformers fucking.

    If we seize your hard-drive would we find similar such artworks?

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    AND METAL DOES NOT STRETCH LIKE THAT

    To be fair, he's from a planet that doubles as a sapient robot. This sapient robot planet is also full of other sapient robots living on its surface. These robots actually have souls. So, y'know, who knows what the deal is with them?

    Cybertron is not where the premise for Junior came from!

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    desc wrote: »
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    :O

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    megatrooooooooooooooooon

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    *funky porno groove*

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
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    *funky porno groove*
    Kubrick did it.

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