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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It is Feral's turn!
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    You are FERAL.

    Feral is a dashing fellow of two fingers above six foot, lithe and catlike in stature. His form seems to be constantly in flux, with flowing auburn hair that flirts with the lightest breeze, and his form obscured by an inky peacoat that ripples around his silhouette like shadow. His very presence is intimidating, with dark piercing eyes that stare directly into your soul...

    ...well, only if you're wildly hallucinating, that is. To the sober, he's a rather ordinary schlub, just another slightly pale, slightly paunchy white guy with brown hair with a beard. He's dressed in geek couture, three parts Target and one part Kid Robot: jeans and a button-down black shirt, a pair of black Doc Martens that really serve no functional purpose, and a dark blue hoodie adorned with art depicting the wireframe model of a generic anime mecha.

    STATS
    Primal Sexual Energy- 11
    Moxy - 10
    Persuasion (through triumphant argumentation) - 11
    Well-Groomed Facial Hair - 6
    Pop Music Lyrics- 4
    General physical abilities like strength quickness reflexes whatever the fuck I don't really care - 8

    TEAM 4CHAN

    Quick Menu
    Don't Stop
    Believing
    Hold Onto That Feeling
    Guitar Solo

    You are in CHICAGO. It is the BEST CITY in the WORLD.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE

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    If I'm a Jedi can I use the force to decipher this fucking card?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    "through some means or another, you've discovered that you are"

    That's the first 3 lines. The hell if I'm decoding the rest. This is a bastard of a card.

    Daius on
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Best I can remember, it says you realize you are fully attuned to the living force and you take up the ancient practices of the jedi in order to protect and preserve all life as a protector. I kind of just wrote the first two sentences and then kept on writing and writing and writing because I figured a block of Aurek Besh would look hilarious. The cost being that you have to provide your own robe and lightsaber and that Sith will become your natural enemy.

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    DrswordsDrswords Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    This is getting interesting. ^_^

    Edit: Also that is a mean fucking Raichu. The cute factor is being outweighed by the discontent on his face.

    Drswords on
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    Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Non-player interruption <This is the best thing.>

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    DrswordsDrswords Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The anticipation. It kills me.

    I can only imagine what my quick menu will be.

    Drswords on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Feral
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    You FEEL THE FORCE SURGING THROUGH YOU. You feel A ONENESS WITH ALL LIVING THINGS. You HAVE A FUCKING LIGHTSABER.

    STATS
    Primal Sexual Energy- 11
    Moxy - 10
    Persuasion (through triumphant argumentation) - 11
    Well-Groomed Facial Hair - 6
    Pop Music Lyrics- 4
    General physical abilities like strength quickness reflexes whatever the fuck I don't really care - 8
    The Force - You're one with it

    You have TWO QUICK ACTIONS LEFT.

    Winky on
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    DrswordsDrswords Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Now i have that song stuck in my head.

    *Must crank up Dethklok... *

    Drswords on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Winky wrote: »
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    Electrobits - -10

    As per the WELL DEFINED RULES, if any PLAYER goes into NEGATIVE ELECTROBITS, any PLAYED CARDS are COPIED for ALL PLAYERS. However, the NON-CARD DEFINED SPECIFICS of the CARD are OPENED TO POPULAR SUGGESTION.

    So, since VH is still in negative electrobits, doesn't that mean that everybody is now a Jedi?

    When a player is in negative electrobits, are ALL cards copied for all players, regardless of who played them?
    The cost being that you have to provide your own robe and lightsaber and that Sith will become your natural enemy.

    Not a problem. See that beard? See that paunch? See that weeaboo sweater? That's the kind of guy who owns a lightsaber.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Maybe it just means we get the cards but not that we have played them yet.

    Or we can all be jedis at the launch pad and skip a turn. Whatever works.

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    DrswordsDrswords Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Maybe it just means we get the cards but not that we have played them yet.

    Or we can all be jedis at the launch pad and skip a turn. Whatever works.

    I would prefer that the rule only applied to the quick menu. otherwise there will be 48 of us at the launch pad all waiting for next turn, possibly having a huge jedi fight...

    wait what the fuck am i talking about? Hell yes it should apply to all cards!

    Edit: Really in all fairness, despite how epic it would be to the contrary, it should only apply to the card that was played.

    Further Edit: Feral.. you have two quick actions still. Just a friendly reminder ( being last in the turn order is making me crazier than usual ).

    Drswords on
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    My double teams weren't card actions though they were quick menu things.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Quick actions:

    First, Hold on to that Feeling (and add my Pop Music Lyrics skill for EXTRA feeling!)
    Second: Guitar Solo!

    Jedi guitar solo!

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    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DrswordsDrswords Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Jedi guitar solo!

    Also known as the Han Solo.

    Drswords on
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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Drswords wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Jedi guitar solo!

    Also known as the Han Solo.

    BOOOO

    GET OFF THE STAGE

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    VisibleHowl
    Electrobits - -10

    As per the WELL DEFINED RULES, if any PLAYER goes into NEGATIVE ELECTROBITS, any PLAYED CARDS are COPIED for ALL PLAYERS. However, the NON-CARD DEFINED SPECIFICS of the CARD are OPENED TO POPULAR SUGGESTION.

    So, since VH is still in negative electrobits, doesn't that mean that everybody is now a Jedi?

    When a player is in negative electrobits, are ALL cards copied for all players, regardless of who played them?
    The cost being that you have to provide your own robe and lightsaber and that Sith will become your natural enemy.

    Not a problem. See that beard? See that paunch? See that weeaboo sweater? That's the kind of guy who owns a lightsaber.

    My intention was for that only to apply to the player who has negative electrobits. But I see how the wording is unclear.

    But you're right it is in the EXTREMELY WELL DEFINED AND UNCHANGEABLE RULES. I see no other option but to retroactively make both Ronaldo's and Feral's cards apply to all players.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Feral
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    You are about to EXPRESS A FEELING, however you decide to HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING for a moment, as you are SUDDENLY TRANSPORTED VIA RETROACTIVE RULE IMPLEMENTATION. You DECIDE that NOW IS A VERY GOOD TIME TO ROCK OUT.

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    SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

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    DrswordsDrswords Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    *braces for epic*

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It is Drsword's turn!
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    You are DRSWORDS.

    Raised in the halcyon days of Compuserve and AOL, this troll has experience getting on peoples nerves. With his tactless wit, scathing prejudicial statements, and overall demeanor, he has made far more enemies than friends. Seen hanging around forums like Fark, and 4chan ( where he actually posts with a name ), he often brings out the worst in people.

    STATS
    Hp - 10
    Verbal Defense - 10
    Sarcasm - 5
    Admin Friends - 5
    Internet Celebrity - 5
    Myspace Friends - 5
    Hot Pockets - 5
    Nagging Mom - 4
    Basement - 1
    The Force - You're one with it

    Quick Menu:
    Cut
    First Aid
    Charge Lazers
    Initiate KIL-A-TRON Genocide Mode

    You are at THE LAUNCH PAD. There are A NUMBER OF JEDI.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    THERE IS A CARD OUT THERE MADE FOR THIS SITUATION

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Daius wrote: »
    THERE IS A CARD OUT THERE MADE FOR THIS SITUATION

    RMS has that card :P.

    He better use it.

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    DrswordsDrswords Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I grunt, and play: HIGHLANDER

    I pay the cost of making the AWFUL SEQUEL, by calling on some of my ADMIN FRIENDS, and use my INTERNET CELEBRITY to release THE HIGHLANDER 2: THE HIGHLANDING Starring STEVE GUTTENBERG

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    After equipping myself with a SWORD and a SHIELD and becoming THE HIGHLANDER, I INITIATE KIL-A-TRON GENOCIDE MODE, turn to face the group of JEDI on the LAUNCH PAD, and CHARGE LAZERS. I clearly make the announcement, that I am SITH, and scream "DEATH TO ALL JEDI SCUM!".

    Drswords on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Drswords
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    You EQUIP SWORD and SHIELD and INITIATE KIL-A-TRON GENOCIDE MODE. You BEGIN to CHARGE your LAZER.

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    ...you get the idea.

    You GAIN +5 to VERBAL DEFENSE and +5 to ATTACK.

    Your LAZER is at 10% POWER.

    STATS
    Hp - 10
    Attack - 5
    Verbal Defense - 15
    Sarcasm - 5
    Admin Friends - 5
    Internet Celebrity - 5
    Myspace Friends - 5
    Hot Pockets - 5
    Nagging Mom - 4
    Basement - 1
    The Force - You're one with it
    Lazer - 10%

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Everyone loses a turn. So it is now
    Rebel 3

    It is Daius' turn!

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    STATS
    Health Points - 15
    Mana Points - 8
    Ineffective Weaponry - 6
    General Knowledge - 5
    Common Sense - 4
    British Charm - 4
    Cynicism - 4
    Gravitas - 3
    Chance of Success - 1
    The Force - You're one with it

    Quick Menu:
    Be
    Not be
    Suffer outrageous fortune
    Retrieve arms

    You are at THE LAUNCH PAD. There are A NUMBER OF JEDI and a PARTICULARLY KIL-A-TRONIC FELLOW.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    I say something appalling about Wookies. I am however rewarded due to 4Chan being in play. I target Drswords to take backlash.

    I then SUFFER OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE (Preferably by Force-Jumping the hell out of there) and then continue to BE.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Aww, I was hoping you'd become me. :(

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Daius
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    You MAKE A PURPOSEFULLY DISTASTEFUL JOKE AT THE EXPENSE OF WOOKIES. The OTHER PLAYERS have been DESENSITIZED BY 4CHAN and find if MILDLY AMUSING. They REWARD you with ONE EXTRA QUICK ACTION THIS TURN. DRSWORDS OBTAINS 2/3 of an EXTRA QUICK ACTION.

    However, a POLITICALLY CONSCIOUS WOOKIE OVERHEARD YOU. You DECIDE it is BEST to BE ELSEWHERE.

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    You BE ELSEWHERE. You SUFFER OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE to FIND YOURSELF in THE ARMORY.

    You have ONE REMAINING QUICK ACTION.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Clearly, I shall RETRIEVE ARMS.

    ALL OF THEM.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Daius
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    SILLY GOOSE, you ALREADY HAVE YOUR ARMS.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Daius
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    SILLY GOOSE, you ALREADY HAVE YOUR ARMS.

    CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEMANTICS

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It is RMS Oceanic's turn!
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    STATS
    HP: 15
    Wisdom: 15
    Knowledge (General): 15
    Motivation: 5
    The Force: You're one with it

    TEAM 4CHAN


    Quick Menu:
    Push buttons randomly
    One Liner
    Flee
    Binge Drinking

    You are at THE LAUNCH PAD. There is A NUMBER OF JEDI and an INCENSED WOOKIE.

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    psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    this shit has gotten bananas.

    and i love it.

    ps- 2 quick menu choices. i am proud of myself. thanks shakespeare and journey.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    To make a brief audience appearance,
    This is the BEST GAME.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I love you, Winky.

    I love you so much.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Before PLAYING a CARD, RMS OCEANIC DECIDES to PUSH BUTTONS RANDOMLY on his LIGHTSABER.

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    REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    @Drswords - YOU ARE WELCOME

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RMS Oceanic
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    You PUSH RANDOM BUTTONS on your LIGHTSABER. Suddenly, it BEGINS TO STROBE.

    This ENGENDERS STRANGE FEELINGS in EVERYONE AROUND.

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    EVERYBODY RAVE.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3jrhfZzOeg&feature=related

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RMS OCEANIC is AWARE that no RAVE is COMPLETE without BINGE DRINKING, so DECIDES TO DO SO.

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Just a friendly reminder that the quick menu has an upkeep of 2 electro bits. When this upkeep must be paid is beyond comprehension. Well defined rules and all...

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