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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RMS Oceanic
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    There is ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTION as to WHERE THE PARTY IS AT.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejm6jn9AFA0

    Winky on
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    With his ELEVATED BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL and IMPAIRED JUDGEMENT, RMS OCEANIC now ATTEMPTS TO ADD some STRUCTURE to EVERYONE'S TURN

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    The MEME in question must be REPEATED at the END OF YOUR TURN. The MEME is:

    Königsberg for the Prussians!

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Just a friendly reminder that the quick menu has an upkeep of 2 electro bits. When this upkeep must be paid is beyond comprehension. Well defined rules and all...

    Thanks for the reminder. VisibleHowl will be the only person who has to pay the upkeep, though. They are not copied like the rest of the card. I just said it so it is law.

    Also, this reminds me that Daius' card is copied by all players, so all players recieve AN EXTRA QUICK ACTION THIS TURN. They also CHOOSE ONE OTHER to RECIEVE 2/3rds of a QUICK ACTION.

    EDIT:
    This will also mean that everyone gets to pick their own meme. ALL MEMES MUST BE REPEATED.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ooh, another quick action? Okay...

    FEELING CONTENT from the ALCOHOL and his ACTIONS this turn, RMS OCEANIC sums EVERYTHING UP with a ONE LINER.

    After the SNAPPY ONE LINER, RMS OCEANIC lets his FELLOW TEAM MEMBER FERAL have 2/3 OF AN ACTION.

    Königsberg for the Prussians!

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Quick action: DON'T STOP rocking out! Guitar + rave = rave combo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RdlotDO6L0

    Meme Get!

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    I feel an erection in progress!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    RMS Oceanic
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    Your SNAPPY ONE LINER KIND OF FALLS FLAT. It's okay, though, YOU'RE PRETTY DRUNK AT THIS POINT.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It is VisibleHowl's turn!
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    STATS
    Malleability: 20
    Size: 4
    Lives: 9
    Comprehensibility: 2
    Reflex: 15
    Electrobits: -12
    The Force: You're one with it.

    TEAM 4CHAN

    Quick Menu:
    Examine
    Move
    Pick Up
    Use

    You LOST 2 ELECTROBITS TO UPKEEP QUICK MENU. You are RAVING. It's KIND OF HARD TO SEE YOU, there are A NUMBER OF RAVING JEDI. You're IN THERE, THOUGH. You have THREE QUICK ACTIONS THIS TURN.

    Winky on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    This is your 21 HOUR WARNING. In 3 MORE HOURS your TURN will be SKIPPED.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    First I will PICK UP all electrobits from any of the PIECES OF MACHINERY nearby. This includes the HUGE EXPENSIVE OUT-DATED PIECE OF EQUIPMENT and WHATEVER IS MAKING THOSE LOUD FLASHING LIGHTS and WHATEVER IS PLAYING THAT AWESOME MUSIC.

    Hopefully this will bring me to POSITIVE ELECTROBITS and CANCEL the card-copying thing.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Clearly, visiblehowl must PICK UP some of the beer, then USE it, resulting in the DRUNKEN STUPOR we are now experiencing, causing him to play a RANDOM CARD from his hand.

    Edit: Lack of preview makes this post moot.

    Darian on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Darian you silly goose there is no beer there

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I BELIEVE he is REFERRING to the MANY BOTTLES OF LIQUOR that I have STREWN around THE LAUNCH PAD.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    THAT does not change the FACT that this LIQUOR is in FACT not BEER but DELICIOUS DELICIOUS WHISKEY

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I feel SHAME that I misidentified the DELICIOUS DELICIOUS WHISKEY.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    IT was BAD and YOU should FEEL BAD

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    JACK DANIELS is a WELL RECOGNISED BRAND.

    I'm not going to make the Darius card until you shape up, Darian.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    VisibleHowl
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    You ABSORB 10 GAZILLION ELECTROBITS from NEARBY SOURCES, THEREBY DISABLING THEM. EVERYONE is RATHER DISPLEASED WITH THIS DEVELOPMENT.

    As a SIDE EFFECT, CARDS PLAYED ARE NO LONGER COPIED BY ALL PLAYERS.

    STATS
    Malleability: 20
    Size: 4
    Lives: 9
    Comprehensibility: 2
    Reflex: 15
    Electrobits: 10 Gazillion
    The Force: You're one with it.

    Winky on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Whoops!

    Better get everybody's attention off me.

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    Hi I'm Vee! on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    VisibleHowl
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    You TOWEL WHIP the PLAYER WITH THE LOWEST WISDOM ON THE HEAD. This HAPPENS TO BE YOURSELF. Immediately after doing it YOU INSTINCTIVELY BLAME THE PLAYER CLOSEST TO YOU, RONALDOTHEGYPSY (Or ONE OF HIM ATLEAST). You WILL ENACT REVENGE ON HIM NEXT TURN.

    You LOSE 5 WISDOM.

    STATS
    Malleability: 20
    Size: 4
    Lives: 9
    Comprehensibility: 2
    Reflex: 15
    Wisdom: -5
    Electrobits: 10 Gazillion
    The Force: You're one with it.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I will USE some ELECTROBITS to bring back the MUSIC and LIGHTS.

    Then I will MOVE to the ARMORY.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    What an excellent idea for a card.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oi, sorry for the delay. I'll update after these developments at some point tomorrow.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh my

    Oh my

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I just want to say that I found the Koenigsberg for the Prussians joke entirely too hilarious

    I think the jack dainels bottle helps

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Alright, guys, I'm totally updating, just give me a few.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Gosh, I can't believe it only took me three hours to make this whole thing.

    At any rate...

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    You ATTEMPT to RETURN the ELECTROBITS. Hm, NOTHING SEEMS TO BE HAPPEN-

    WAIT.

    WHAT'S THAT!?

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    *clap*clap*clap*

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    Penny Arcade Developers at PADev.net.
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    nice

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Gosh, I can't believe it only took me three hours to make this whole thing.

    At any rate...

    VisibleHowl
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    You ATTEMPT to RETURN the ELECTROBITS. Hm, NOTHING SEEMS TO BE HAPPEN-

    WAIT.

    WHAT'S THAT!?

    It is Daius' turn!
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    STATS
    Health Points - 15
    Mana Points - 8
    Ineffective Weaponry - 6
    General Knowledge - 5
    Common Sense - 4
    British Charm - 4
    Cynicism - 4
    Gravitas - 3
    Chance of Success - 1
    The Force - You're one with it

    Quick Menu:
    Be
    Not be
    Suffer outrageous fortune
    Retrieve arms

    You HAVE TRAVELED BACK IN TIME. You RETAIN ALL YOUR STATS AND ITEMS. You MUST THINK OF A WAY TO STOP THE MOON FROM FALLING. You have HEARD LEGENDS OF FOUR GIANTS.

    You are at THE WHALING WALL. There are WHALERS.

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    psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    OMG. winky, you are a king among men.

    ps-
    "We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there aint no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing our whaling tune..."

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I know where we can find Giants! Friends you must join me, as we venture into...

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    And if we fail to find Giants there, at least my unshakeable faith in JESUS CHRIST will protect me!
    That flash was bloody majestic. I mean wow.

    I then attempt to BE in the room to the right, and use my gift of SUFFER OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE to try and find a Wardrobe/closet/Cupboard there.

    Daius on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Daius your cards are my favorite.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Someone has the love of JESUS CHRIST in their heart!

    You know what this means.

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Jedi's for Jesus? isn't that some sort of spiritual collegeate jump rope team?

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Winky: You might want to add icons to the map to show where the players are located. If you feel like it.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Darian wrote: »
    Winky: You might want to add icons to the map to show where the players are located. If you feel like it.

    Preposterous! I'm offended that you even suggested it.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Daius
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    You use your LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST to RIP OPEN THE VEIL that SEPARATES the BLANK CARD WORLD from NARNIA. Now ANY DOORED PIECE OF FURNITURE MAY POSSESS A PORTAL.

    In ADDITION, an AUDIENCE INTERRUPTION HAS BEEN PLAYED. JESUS' LOVE IS NOW SPREADING.

    STATS
    Health Points: 15
    Mana Points: 8
    Ineffective Weaponry: 6
    General Knowledge: 5
    Common Sense: 4
    British Charm: 4
    Cynicism: 4
    Gravitas: 3
    Chance of Success: 1
    The Force: You're one with it
    Jesus Disposition: Love

    You HAVE TWO REMAINING QUICK ACTIONS.

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    LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Audience interruptus:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Winky, you are a god among men

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] hugs!
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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BE in CREEPY LOOKING DISNEY WARDROBE
    TAKES ARMS and equip my LIGHTSABER

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