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You TELL the CREEPY DISNEY WARDROBE that you WANT TO BE INSIDE IT. But that FIRST you NEED TO EQUIP YOUR LIGHTSABER. It IS WAY TOO PLEASED TO HEAR THIS.
You VERY RELUCTANTLY ENTER.
You ARE TRANSPORTED TO NARNIA. THANK GOD you HAVE YOUR LIGHTSABER, in case any DAMN KIDS SHOW UP.
STATS
Health Points: 15
Mana Points: 8
Ineffective Weaponry: 6
General Knowledge: 5
Common Sense: 4
British Charm: 4
Cynicism: 4
Gravitas: 3
Chance of Success: 1
The Force: You're one with it
Jesus Disposition: Love
NARNIAN TIME WORKS FAR DIFFERENTLY TO THE TIME IS THIS WORLD
20 YEARS THERE PASS IN MERE MOMENTS HERE
It is much better with pictures.
Porn is timeless, and since I am in a Porn Studio, I can synchronise with both Blank Card World and Narnia. Don't ask how this is possible.
Can I ASK about your PORN COLLECTION?
I would be interested in SEEING IT. If you wouldn't mind WHIPPING IT OUT FOR ME.
I'm sorry, for whatever reason I totally blanked out on the part where I need to change turns for the other player to play.
Altogether I am pretty awful at running these things.
WOOT! No longer LAST in the TURN ORDER!
STATS
Hp - 10
Attack - 5
Verbal Defense - 15
Sarcasm - 5
Admin Friends - 5
Internet Celebrity - 5
Myspace Friends - 5
Hot Pockets - 5
Nagging Mom - 4
Basement - 1
The Force - You're one with it
Lazer - 10%
Quick Menu:
Cut
First Aid
Charge Lazers
Initiate KIL-A-TRON Genocide Mode
You are in a BLANK WHITE ROOM. There is BLANK and WHITE.
Could it be your IP filter? I know imageshack is blocked at my work.
Then i will CUT a HOLE in the BLANK WALL to the EAST. THEN i will CUT A RUG through the hole, DANCING my way into the next area. For my final action I will CUT Jesus out of my life, by becoming an ATHEIST.
Then i will make 2/3rds of a CUTTING REMARK about Religion, in order to TROLL and PISS OFF the other characters.
I keep track of my actions. I had 2/3rds from the Reward from the Internet Racism card, then the copied effect of getting a free action from it as well. I also remembered about Jesus' Love and decided to CUT that shit out.
Odd...I've been using tinypic. Perhaps I'll switch to using photobucket?
No, I'm having this problem on two seperate networks, one of them being my home router.
And they aren't completely broken, that's the strange thing. Only about the top quarter of the image loads before it stops, and it's happening on every image posted by Winky that isn't the main map.
(Yes, this is a shameless Bump/Gloat. Thankfully the images aren't broken anymore though.)
Expect the next update later today.
Moon falls, everyone dies.
Besides Daius I guess.
I drew this card into my hand last turn. I wasn't going to play it because it seems like a cheap way to resolve the Moon issue, but eh...
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
The moon thing isn't a card though.
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
It was a good effort Winky! I enjoyed what madness went on here. =)
TIME TRAVEL DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY
Please don't rob me of my victory it was beautiful.
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
This was the best looking card I made and it was going to kick all of your arses.
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
I hope someone tries again, because i would love to play.