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the people above me are SO FUCKING LOUD

ronzoronzo Registered User regular
edited January 2010 in Social Entropy++
seriously, I have mass effect on so loud that the walls are vibrating slightly, but somehow the douchnozzles who live above me are managing to hit the floor hard enough for the sound to hurt my ears. I've come up with several reasons for this:

-Too goddamn high to stand
-Rough Sex
-Rough Sex thats really domestic violence but both parties are too stupid for words to know that
-fight club
-TOO GODDAMN HIGH TO GIVE A WUT

All i want to do is shoot some krogans with feeling like my ceiling is going to collapse, is that too much to ask

also SE feel free to dogpile/shit all over this thread/me, it will keep entertained until the fuckers stop slamming themselves into the floor

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Maybe they're banging so you turn your shit down?

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    cut the floor out from under them like a bugs bunny cartoon

  • ArtreusArtreus Hamlet Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Maybe by having your tv on so loud that the walls are vibrating slightly you are the douchenozzle to somebody else now.

    Get some headphones.

    Or talk to whoever is in charge of wherever you are.

    edit: do the floor cutting thing

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    get a whore and have a fuck off

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    cut the floor out from under them like a bugs bunny cartoon

    Should have taken that left at Albuquerque

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Fuck your neighbors.

  • ArtreusArtreus Hamlet Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Man when I was in middle school I liked O'reilly.

    What a dumb kid.

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  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    Maybe by having your tv on so loud that the walls are vibrating slightly you are the douchenozzle to somebody else now.

    Get some headphones.

    Or talk to whoever is in charge of wherever you are.

    edit: do the floor cutting thing

    hahaha, no. For one, my shit is only peaking that high, and im actually pretty sure they can't hear it over themselves.

    Plus, they have pulled this shit the six months, but its only been since the new semester started that they have really kicked it up a notch. They've managed to wake up my roommate who sleep with ear plugs in because they hit the floor so hard the shit sitting against walls started rattling around. her lamp actually fell off her desk, which is retarded because I live on the ground floor so its not like we dont have a solid foundation or anything.

  • MarthMarth Contemplative Kermit Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    get a broom and bang it on the ceiling

    That would be my first thought

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You live in a dorm or apartment?

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  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    get a whore and have a fuck off

    No, he needs 2 whores if he wants to be louder.

    Transcription from a few days ago:

    Girl: "please get off"
    Guy:"why baby?
    Girl:"I just want you to get off"
    Guy:"but why baby?"
    Girl"........you smell"
    *insert terrible sex sounds here*

    Thats what I woke up to the other day. Of course that part came after them hitting the floor so hard with the sex I actually woke up. Considering I've slept through hurricanes, no easy task

  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Marth wrote: »
    get a broom and bang it on the ceiling

    That would be my first thought

    I've actually been using a heavy cardboard box with a broad end to it. Really fucking loud without damaging the ceiling
    Comahawk wrote:
    You live in a dorm or apartment?

    Apartment right next to a campus. When Tuesday rolls around I'll probably head down to the office because I'm tired of trying to deal with it myself, and since my roommates are somewhat passive aggressive girls (I don't mean that as a slight, they really are girls) they won't do.

    To put it in a bit more prospective, they guys have actually managed to piss off the people above them too. The guys on the 3rd floor have tried handling in a less than professional manner but it hasnt helped anything

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ronzo wrote: »
    get a whore and have a fuck off

    No, he needs 2 whores if he wants to be louder.

    Transcription from a few days ago:

    Girl: "please get off"
    Guy:"why baby?
    Girl:"I just want you to get off"
    Guy:"but why baby?"
    Girl"........you smell"
    *insert terrible sex sounds here*

    Thats what I woke up to the other day. Of course that part came after them hitting the floor so hard with the sex I actually woke up. Considering I've slept through hurricanes, no easy task

    Sleeping through hurricanes is cake.

    Look, go upstairs, tell them you can hear them and that whether they're doing something particularly involved or not, they should know it's distractingly loud for the tenants below them.

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ronzo wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    get a broom and bang it on the ceiling

    That would be my first thought

    I've actually been using a heavy cardboard box with a broad end to it. Really fucking loud without damaging the ceiling
    Comahawk wrote:
    You live in a dorm or apartment?

    Apartment right next to a campus. When Tuesday rolls around I'll probably head down to the office because I'm tired of trying to deal with it myself, and since my roommates are somewhat passive aggressive girls (I don't mean that as a slight, they really are girls) they won't do.

    To put it in a bit more prospective, they guys have actually managed to piss off the people above them too. The guys on the 3rd floor have tried handling in a less than professional manner but it hasnt helped anything

    Building managers get days off? Since when?

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    this is some bullshit, yober

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    poop under their doormat while they're preoccupied with loud sex

    it is the perfect crime

  • DeltaDelta Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Play the Benny Hill theme song when they go at it.

  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Babysit their cat for a weekend and get free beer until the day you move out.

    My previous upstairs neighbors were kinda odd.

  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ronzo wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    get a broom and bang it on the ceiling

    That would be my first thought

    I've actually been using a heavy cardboard box with a broad end to it. Really fucking loud without damaging the ceiling
    Comahawk wrote:
    You live in a dorm or apartment?

    Apartment right next to a campus. When Tuesday rolls around I'll probably head down to the office because I'm tired of trying to deal with it myself, and since my roommates are somewhat passive aggressive girls (I don't mean that as a slight, they really are girls) they won't do.

    To put it in a bit more prospective, they guys have actually managed to piss off the people above them too. The guys on the 3rd floor have tried handling in a less than professional manner but it hasnt helped anything
    Can you approach them directly and be like "Hey, stop fucking so loud; you're costing me and everyone around you precious sleep, and when I don't get enough sleep I start to lose my ability to fight my urge to murder the fuck out of pricks like you."

  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Comahawk wrote: »
    ronzo wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    get a broom and bang it on the ceiling

    That would be my first thought

    I've actually been using a heavy cardboard box with a broad end to it. Really fucking loud without damaging the ceiling
    Comahawk wrote:
    You live in a dorm or apartment?

    Apartment right next to a campus. When Tuesday rolls around I'll probably head down to the office because I'm tired of trying to deal with it myself, and since my roommates are somewhat passive aggressive girls (I don't mean that as a slight, they really are girls) they won't do.

    To put it in a bit more prospective, they guys have actually managed to piss off the people above them too. The guys on the 3rd floor have tried handling in a less than professional manner but it hasnt helped anything

    Building managers get days off? Since when?

    Since the building managers live in gainsville and my apartment is here in sunny orlando. Our lovely office staff keeps awesome Monday-Friday 9-5 hours, so anything short of a very important maintenance problem has to wait until the business week. Oh, they also take holidays. And did I mention they hold any mail bigger than a letter for us in the office to pick up, but only when they are there. Our office staff is nice, but useless most of the time

    Going up there will do fuck all because A) they are a bunch of stoners, and not the good, mellow ones who you want to know because they have connections, they are the dumbass kind who smoke out on balconies 10 feet from a road. B) The guys upstairs have tried talking, it got them exactly nowhere

  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ronzo wrote: »
    Comahawk wrote: »
    ronzo wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    get a broom and bang it on the ceiling

    That would be my first thought

    I've actually been using a heavy cardboard box with a broad end to it. Really fucking loud without damaging the ceiling
    Comahawk wrote:
    You live in a dorm or apartment?

    Apartment right next to a campus. When Tuesday rolls around I'll probably head down to the office because I'm tired of trying to deal with it myself, and since my roommates are somewhat passive aggressive girls (I don't mean that as a slight, they really are girls) they won't do.

    To put it in a bit more prospective, they guys have actually managed to piss off the people above them too. The guys on the 3rd floor have tried handling in a less than professional manner but it hasnt helped anything

    Building managers get days off? Since when?

    Since the building managers live in gainsville and my apartment is here in sunny orlando. Our lovely office staff keeps awesome Monday-Friday 9-5 hours, so anything short of a very important maintenance problem has to wait until the business week. Oh, they also take holidays. And did I mention they hold any mail bigger than a letter for us in the office to pick up, but only when they are there. Our office staff is nice, but useless most of the time

    Going up there will do fuck all because A) they are a bunch of stoners, and not the good, mellow ones who you want to know because they have connections, they are the dumbass kind who smoke out on balconies 10 feet from a road. B) The guys upstairs have tried talking, it got them exactly nowhere
    Set them on fire and push them off the top of the building. Problem solved.

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    the obvious thing to do here is to start up a prank war

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ronzo wrote: »
    B) The guys upstairs have tried talking, it got them exactly nowhere

    You said they handled it less than professionally.

    Also, I like how you accuse your roommates of being passive aggressive.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Also, I like how you accuse your roommates of being passive aggressive.
    Yes, that was a nice little bit of irony.

  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Tell them to get a really thick rug or two and put the bed on that

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  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Also, I like how you accuse your roommates of being passive aggressive.
    Yes, that was a nice little bit of irony.

    hahaha, now that you mention yes coming on here to talk about it does make me seem a bit hypocritical.

    I guess what I meant was they won't do anything about it ever. They will just keep saying "next time x happens, or gets worse than y, I'm going to do something!"

    and then it never happens

    I was actually planning on going up there tomorrow afternoon when perhaps they will actually remember talking to me. Because just going to the management without giving them fair warning just seems like a dick move

  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ronzo wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Also, I like how you accuse your roommates of being passive aggressive.
    Yes, that was a nice little bit of irony.

    hahaha, now that you mention yes coming on here to talk about it does make me seem a bit hypocritical.

    I guess what I meant was they won't do anything about it ever. They will just keep saying "next time x happens, or gets worse than y, I'm going to do something!"

    and then it never happens

    I was actually planning on going up there tomorrow afternoon when perhaps they will actually remember talking to me. Because just going to the management without giving them fair warning just seems like a dick move
    I am going to renew my suggestion of setting them on fire and pushing them off the roof of your building.

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ronzo wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Also, I like how you accuse your roommates of being passive aggressive.
    Yes, that was a nice little bit of irony.

    hahaha, now that you mention yes coming on here to talk about it does make me seem a bit hypocritical.

    I guess what I meant was they won't do anything about it ever. They will just keep saying "next time x happens, or gets worse than y, I'm going to do something!"

    and then it never happens

    I was actually planning on going up there tomorrow afternoon when perhaps they will actually remember talking to me. Because just going to the management without giving them fair warning just seems like a dick move

    Backpedal 'til the wheels fall off that bike.

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  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    mass effect spoilers, towards end of the game:

    I just
    Spoiler:

    oh well, next playthrough i'll do it the other way

  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ronzo wrote: »
    mass effect spoilers, towards end of the game:

    I just
    Spoiler:

    oh well, next playthrough i'll do it the other way
    You're doing it wrong, next time
    Spoiler:

  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ubik wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    cut the floor out from under them like a bugs bunny cartoon

    Should have taken that left at Albuquerque

    the one at 0:40 is one of my earliest memories

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TUwHTfOOU

    kinda sad

  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    ronzo wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Also, I like how you accuse your roommates of being passive aggressive.
    Yes, that was a nice little bit of irony.

    hahaha, now that you mention yes coming on here to talk about it does make me seem a bit hypocritical.

    I guess what I meant was they won't do anything about it ever. They will just keep saying "next time x happens, or gets worse than y, I'm going to do something!"

    and then it never happens

    I was actually planning on going up there tomorrow afternoon when perhaps they will actually remember talking to me. Because just going to the management without giving them fair warning just seems like a dick move
    I am going to renew my suggestion of setting them on fire and pushing them off the roof of your building.

    i don't think a 3 story fall will kill them, and its currently raining outside so lighting them on fire isn't going to do much either

    good idea though

  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    ronzo wrote: »
    mass effect spoilers, towards end of the game:

    I just
    Spoiler:

    oh well, next playthrough i'll do it the other way
    You're doing it wrong, next time
    Spoiler:

    like I said, eh

    i want to do a playthrough as a female renegade vanguard next, with garrus and wrex for a party

    we'll play good cop, bad cop, crazy bitch

  • thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ronzo wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    get a broom and bang it on the ceiling

    That would be my first thought

    I've actually been using a heavy cardboard box with a broad end to it. Really fucking loud without damaging the ceiling
    Comahawk wrote:
    You live in a dorm or apartment?

    Apartment right next to a campus. When Tuesday rolls around I'll probably head down to the office because I'm tired of trying to deal with it myself, and since my roommates are somewhat passive aggressive girls (I don't mean that as a slight, they really are girls) they won't do.

    To put it in a bit more prospective, they guys have actually managed to piss off the people above them too. The guys on the 3rd floor have tried handling in a less than professional manner but it hasnt helped anything

    I used to live in an apartment right next to a Community college that had a 60% asian population. I was with my girlfriend who lived on the second floor and when saturday was around. Oh yeah, my beliefs that international students were all nice and quiet.

    Turns out they all congregate in the apartment above ours and have a loud ass parties. I don't know what to do my girlfriend told me to go up there and tell them to shut up. I told her, "Nah. maybe they'll stop"

    Next thing she did was punch me in my gut walk out the door take the elevator up and seconds later I heard her telling them in Japanese to basically shut the fuck up.

    Man when she came back I felt like the biggest pussy

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  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ronzo wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    ronzo wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Also, I like how you accuse your roommates of being passive aggressive.
    Yes, that was a nice little bit of irony.

    hahaha, now that you mention yes coming on here to talk about it does make me seem a bit hypocritical.

    I guess what I meant was they won't do anything about it ever. They will just keep saying "next time x happens, or gets worse than y, I'm going to do something!"

    and then it never happens

    I was actually planning on going up there tomorrow afternoon when perhaps they will actually remember talking to me. Because just going to the management without giving them fair warning just seems like a dick move
    I am going to renew my suggestion of setting them on fire and pushing them off the roof of your building.

    i don't think a 3 story fall will kill them, and its currently raining outside so lighting them on fire isn't going to do much either

    good idea though
    Oil fires burn in the rain.

    Also, while they won't immediately die from a 3 story fall, they'll almost certainly die from the injuries sustained from it + being on fire.

  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Try sitting in this bar with assholes yelling and playing Yahtzee.

    Free beer is the only thing keeping me here.

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