Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
So I was rushing to the bathroom yesterday, rushing because I had a very urgent package to deliver. And as I struggled with my eternal twin enemies, Button and Zipper, I realized something. Outside of diaper times, I have never, in my entire memory, shit my pants. One time, my grandma thought I had shit my pants, but this was because I decided I didn't like the pants I'd taken into the shower with me and asked her to bring me some new ones. Rest assured, I had not shit my pants.
Now this might not sound like much, but I am personally very proud that I've managed not to let feces fall from my anus into my trousers (this is excluding isolated skidmark incidents). To a lesser degree, I'm also proud that I got a decent job right out of college and haven't had to rely on family, government, or blowjobs to pay my bills.
So SE++, what have you done or not done that you're especially proud of? Or are you just some no-achieving deadbeat, dragging your goldbricking ass through quiet beachside communities and not drawing water anywhere? Let us consider this the converse to the bitter failures thread, a place to stand exalted in your triumphs!