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Games and Technology: AWESOME POST in "Mass Effect 2: trailers everywhere", by Fiaryn

Joolander has reported a post.

Reason:
Just masterfully executed
Post: Mass Effect 2: trailers everywhere
Forum: Games and Technology
Assigned Moderators: apotheos, A duck!, Echo

Posted by: Fiaryn
Original Content:
Elcor carcass in alley this morning, Mako tread on burst stomach. This Citadel is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the consorts and ambassadors will look up and shout 'Shepard!'

And I'll whisper 'Wrex'.

Joolander on
Malkor wrote: »
It's not lying if it's the plot to a sit-com

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  • -Tal-Tal Truth is elusive It's nowhere to be foundRegistered User regular
    Quad Stars

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    i am really, really sick of this meme because it's applied so fucking lazily

    you changed like 5 words

    it's not even clever

    0 stars.

  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    It wasn't worthy of being reported for awesome, no.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    what does "Wrex" even mean in this context

  • ProsperoProspero Registered User
    what does "Wrex" even mean in this context

    Obviously you do not play games.

  • PaleCommanderPaleCommander Registered User
    As someone who likes Watchmen and Mass Effect, I feel the same way I did when people decided to drive the "The Cake is a Lie" meme into the ground. Stop abusing anything that has a modicum of cleverness through mindless repetition, people!

    Hint: if it's been used in a McDonalds ad campaign, check the meme's pulse.

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  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    This is bad and you should feel bad

  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    As someone who likes Watchmen and Mass Effect, I feel the same way I did when people decided to drive the "The Cake is a Lie" meme into the ground. Stop abusing anything that has a modicum of cleverness through mindless repetition, people!

    You know I feel like I've heard this line a lot too

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  • PaleCommanderPaleCommander Registered User
    As someone who likes Watchmen and Mass Effect, I feel the same way I did when people decided to drive the "The Cake is a Lie" meme into the ground. Stop abusing anything that has a modicum of cleverness through mindless repetition, people!

    You know I feel like I've heard this line a lot too

    Clever girl.

    All my originality are belong to you.

    I can has irony?

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  • ZegunaZeguna Registered User
    Boo

  • KazakaKazaka Registered User
    what does "Wrex" even mean in this context

    Good fucking question

    ... They ate, slept and worked. Some of them found uninteresting partners at work who they married and came home to. Sometimes they would half-heartededly thrust into each other and children were made. They lived a middle class existence until their deaths to heart disease and cancer.
  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    Kazaka wrote: »
    what does "Wrex" even mean in this context

    Good fucking question

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5Fjc1hBwuE

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Fake Nerd I just want to be lovedRegistered User regular
    We understand that there is a conversation in Mass Effect that can continue with "Wrex" "Shepard" "Wrex" etc. etc. ad nauseum

    It just seems like it was forced into a place here that isn't a clever use of an overplayed meme

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  • KazakaKazaka Registered User
    I played Mass Effect
    That makes good posts about it funny

    ...Good posts, though. Good posts.

    ... They ate, slept and worked. Some of them found uninteresting partners at work who they married and came home to. Sometimes they would half-heartededly thrust into each other and children were made. They lived a middle class existence until their deaths to heart disease and cancer.
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