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[DIPLOMACY] Fall 1906

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  • HermenegildeHermenegilde Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Hehe. Rogue Turkey...

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I wasn't sure what my neighbors were planning, so I just kind of went rogue.

    still waiting on build orders from you and Inquisitor.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • InquisitorInquisitor It has been a damned nice thing — the nearest run thing you ever saw in your life Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I wasn't sure what my neighbors were planning, so I just kind of went rogue.

    still waiting on build orders from you and Inquisitor.

    Uh, don't I have no builds?

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    You need to tell him exactly what you aren't building, and exactly where you aren't building it.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I wasn't sure what my neighbors were planning, so I just kind of went rogue.

    still waiting on build orders from you and Inquisitor.

    Uh, don't I have no builds?

    that is in fact a true thing that you have said.

    edit: still waiting on PolloDiablo's build.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • PolloDiabloPolloDiablo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh, my bad.

    Be excellent to each other you stupid cunts.
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Winter 1901

    Builds are completed, and it's time for some maneuvering.
    Spoiler:

    Here is the turn file.

    Next orders shall be due Saturday, January 30th, 11:59 pm.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Spring 1902

    War breaks out in both the north and the south! Loyalties are questioned! Betrayal soaks the streets with blood!

    The orders:
    Spoiler:

    The results:
    Spoiler:

    A Turkish army, already pushed back from Rumania by the Russians, is driven from Bulgaria by a sudden Austrian attack and destroyed with nowhere to retreat. However, the Turks have seized the Black Sea, a vital point from which to launch future assaults. Overall, the south is a bloody mess.

    Russia also clashes with Germany in the north, and with English support they claim another vital supply centre in Sweden.

    Here is the turn file.

    Next orders are due Tuesday at 3:00 PM, EST (GMT -5:00)

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • PolloDiabloPolloDiablo Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Curses! I am undone!

    Such aggression will not stand!

    Be excellent to each other you stupid cunts.
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Orders are due in ten minutes or so, and I only have three.

    Of course, I will wait for a while as long as no one is unreasonably late with their moves, as usual. We are all busy folks.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • admanbadmanb the bored genie Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ohlol that's 3PM EST

    Be there in a minute.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor It has been a damned nice thing — the nearest run thing you ever saw in your life Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Maaan who uses EST? Also who makes orders do at 3? Submitting!

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Maaan who uses EST? Also who makes orders do at 3? Submitting!

    check your PMs, I have a question about your orders.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • InquisitorInquisitor It has been a damned nice thing — the nearest run thing you ever saw in your life Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yes sorry about that, still learning the lingo of how orders actually work.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fall 1902

    Hooo boy, this is getting messy.

    Orders:
    Spoiler:

    Results:
    Spoiler:

    A retreat is necessary from Inquisitor, who has been pushed out of Sweden like cheap furniture.

    Feel free to just post it in the thread, and I will update the map accordingly.


    Turn file here.


    Clarification on support orders: if you're supporting a unit's move action, you must include the action the target unit is making in the order, eg F eng S F nwy -> nth.

    F eng S F nwy simply orders your fleet to support the fleet in Norway in a holding action.

    In addition, you may support units which are holding, but also units which are supporting, helping them to hold their own position. This allows you to daisy chain hold support actions amongst a series of units.

    After Inquisitor posts his retreat, we will do the builds.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • InquisitorInquisitor It has been a damned nice thing — the nearest run thing you ever saw in your life Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Retreat to Gulf of Bothnia (bot)

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Alright, everyone can resolve that retreat in the turn file;

    Builds are due Wednesday at 11:59 pm

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Winter 1902

    The snows melt away, and new troops take the field, full of misguided patriotism and easily manipulated, murderous jingoism! Soon they shall meet in the bloody trenches and fight for an increase in wealth for the upper class and no ethically justifiable purpose whatsoever!

    Here is the map of Europe's current Ouroborosian self-destruction:
    Spoiler:

    In the north, English forces have consolidated their hold on Scandinavia, but Germany's fleets still lurk in Sweden and the Bothnian sea, and Russia may yet have a say.

    The Russian defenders of Warsaw grimly hunker down as winter melts away, knowing that as the snow goes, so come the German armies that bear down upon them. Will they receive support from their Ukrainian brethren, or will Austrian interference doom them to a losing battle?

    In the south, Austria grows in power, coming to rival France in sheer number of troops; tightly clustered, their intentions are undiscernable. However, Italy moves west to counter the French incursion that was cunningly foiled by a gamble on Tuscany, one of the key points in Italy's defenses.

    Turkey trails with three units, but has managed to hold the Black Sea and keep the enemy out of Armenia for now. There is always the possibility of a resurrection of their power, should the Turks be cunning enough.

    We all know how cunning those damn Turks can be.

    It is the Spring of 1903, and you must consult your maps and charts to see how best you can plunder the lands of innocent farmers and layfolk!

    Current scores:
    Austria 6
    France 6
    England 5
    Germany 5
    Italy 5
    Russia 4
    Turkey 3

    Next moves are due Friday at 11:59 p.m., EST.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • SlickShughesSlickShughes Registered User
    edited February 2010
    So, who are all our base belong to?

    Houn wrote: »
    This is Penny Motherfuckin' Arcade. It's a better class of forum, and you know it.
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Still waiting on two people's orders.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Spring 1903

    So much holding going on up in here, it's like a love song.

    Ahem.

    The orders:
    Spoiler:

    The results:
    Spoiler:

    Retreats are due from Russia in Warsaw and Ukraine.

    Please post them in the thread and people can update. I will set the deadline for next turn at that time.

    Here is the turn file.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Actually I'm pretty sure he can only retreat in one fashion, so Warsaw will retreat to Livonia and Ukraine will retreat to Moscow.

    So,

    Orders are due Tuesday at 11:59 pm, EST.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Technically, he could disband if he wanted, but that seems unlikely.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Still waiting on orders from one person.

    It's always a different person late every time, too.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fall 1903

    Awwww sheeeeeit, major changes to the board this turn.
    Spoiler:

    Retreats due from Russia in Moscow and Sevastopol; Germany in Sweden; England in Denmark.

    Turn file is here.

    Please post your retreats or PM them as you please, and I will post an updated turn file/map.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Err, wasn't that Fall 1903, not Spring 1904?

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  • SlickShughesSlickShughes Registered User
    edited February 2010
    I think I only have one retreat option, right?

    Houn wrote: »
    This is Penny Motherfuckin' Arcade. It's a better class of forum, and you know it.
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Err, wasn't that Fall 1903, not Spring 1904?

    yoooooou are correct

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • PolloDiabloPolloDiablo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Heh, can't blame me for trying.

    Be excellent to each other you stupid cunts.
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  • InquisitorInquisitor It has been a damned nice thing — the nearest run thing you ever saw in your life Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Moscow will go to St. Petersburg and I think the fleet in Sev has to go to Armenia?

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Austria gets 1 build.
    England gets 2 builds.
    Turkey gets 1 build.
    Russia must remove 3 units.

    Here is the turn file.
    Spoiler:

    Builds are due Friday 11:59 pm

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Spring 1904


    Sorry for the delay, everyone! Busy weekend, and my girlfriend coopts the computer for Dragon Age whenever I turn my back.
    Spoiler:

    Russia is pushed into the cold, lonely north, and everything is in disarray! Munich is lost to the French! Austria has Moscow! Warsaw is in German hands! Brest is tread upon by English feet! Men wear shoes on their heads and hamburgers eat people!


    Turn file here.


    Next orders due Tuesday 11:59 pm.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • SlickShughesSlickShughes Registered User
    edited February 2010
    I am eager to wash the stench of cheese from my homeland!

    Houn wrote: »
    This is Penny Motherfuckin' Arcade. It's a better class of forum, and you know it.
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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Who's holding up the game, so we can properly flay them?

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  • admanbadmanb the bored genie Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Not me!

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ...

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  • InquisitorInquisitor It has been a damned nice thing — the nearest run thing you ever saw in your life Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm totally holding things up! I have so many strategic decisions to make.

    Okay I lied.

    It's not me.

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  • PolloDiabloPolloDiablo Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nor me. I didn't do much this turn anyway.

    Be excellent to each other you stupid cunts.
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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Wouldn't it be hilarious if it was me and I just didn't realize?

    *double checks*

    It's not me.

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  • admanbadmanb the bored genie Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm pretty sure it's our otherwise-lovely host. :P

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