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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    you arent there

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Well damn. :(

    All I can say to you then is not do what I do. I took a break from school for a year after high school only to get very depressed and was only barely capable of functioning. Don't do that, just get some awesome scholarships and get out the first chance you get.

  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User
    edited January 2010
    someone get me a drink dammit!

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    ryan aren't you like 18

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Drinking ain't that special.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User
    edited January 2010
    im 17

    but thanks for thinking that im older than i actually am

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    im 17

    but thanks for thinking that im older than i actually am

    i was actually close for a complete shot in the dark!

    woo go me

    also: you're underage you're not allowed to drink

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    im 17

    but thanks for thinking that im older than i actually am

    Awwww widdle babycakes

  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User
    edited January 2010
    get me some heroin while you're at it

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2010
    im 18 and i drink legally

    quebec 8-)

  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    get me some heroin while you're at it

    Babys first heroin

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    get me some heroin while you're at it

    this is a trick

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    im 17

    but thanks for thinking that im older than i actually am

    If you come up to Washington state you can drink so long as an adult supervises you.

    So you could have a beer but I will be sitting there.
    Watching you.
    Arms crossed.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    If you are a beer drinker you either gotta be very loud and obnoxious or drink only some obscure brand of beer and sneer at anyone else who dares drink anything different.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i just caught myself pelvic thrusting sitting in my chair

    why am I doing this

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User
    edited January 2010
    im 18 and i drink legally

    quebec 8-)

    yeah but no one likes you so you only drink by yourself

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    nuka wrote: »
    im 17

    but thanks for thinking that im older than i actually am

    If you come up to Washington state you can drink so long as an adult supervises you.

    So you could have a beer but I will be sitting there.
    Watching you.
    Arms crossed.

    it's the same here except the drinking age is 18

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    If you are a beer drinker you either gotta be very loud and obnoxious or drink only some obscure brand of beer and sneer at anyone else who dares drink anything different.

    i am neither of those!

    booooooooo

    i am completely polite and i drink every beer

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2010
    its true that i dont actually have a drinking buddy out here :(

  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ryan is a baby propost

  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i just caught myself pelvic thrusting sitting in my chair

    why am I doing this

    Listening to music?

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i just caught myself pelvic thrusting sitting in my chair

    why am I doing this

    Listening to music?

    nope

    just feels good

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    If you are a beer drinker you either gotta be very loud and obnoxious or drink only some obscure brand of beer and sneer at anyone else who dares drink anything different.

    i am neither of those!

    booooooooo

    i am completely polite and i drink every beer

    I drink Sam Adams. I don't hate most beer unless it is shit like Budweiser. Some people hate Sam Adams I guess but hey I like it.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    the sam adams i have had i did not care for

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    im 17

    but thanks for thinking that im older than i actually am

    If you come up to Washington state you can drink so long as an adult supervises you.

    So you could have a beer but I will be sitting there.
    Watching you.
    Arms crossed.

    it's the same here except the drinking age is 18

    Yeah but you live like totally far away.
    This reminds me I really ought to get some sake next time I make a trip to the store. I don't drink much though.
    I had a blue moon winter ale the other night and it was pretty good.
    My mother bought a thing of Kahlua and I have been slowly drinking it down. She had it once and then left it sitting there for a month.

  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sam Adams winter lager is great

  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i just caught myself pelvic thrusting sitting in my chair

    why am I doing this

    Listening to music?

    nope

    just feels good

    Must be ghost blowjobs then.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User
    edited January 2010
  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I keep wanting to try a Sam Adams but I never remember to buy any.
    Also their commercials are pretentious as hell. Did they start in Portland or something?

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    nuka wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    im 17

    but thanks for thinking that im older than i actually am

    If you come up to Washington state you can drink so long as an adult supervises you.

    So you could have a beer but I will be sitting there.
    Watching you.
    Arms crossed.

    it's the same here except the drinking age is 18

    Yeah but you live like totally far away.
    This reminds me I really ought to get some sake next time I make a trip to the store. I don't drink much though.
    I had a blue moon winter ale the other night and it was pretty good.
    My mother bought a thing of Kahlua and I have been slowly drinking it down. She had it once and then left it sitting there for a month.

    lurker washingtonian huh

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    have I ever told you I love you?

    also tommy get the fuck out of there immediately

    my mom flies off the handle occasionally but never like this

    this shit is fucking child abuse

    and if you guys were being serious about that New Orleans stuff then pick my ass up on the way

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Now that you mention it though fallout, it reminds me of another encounter with my mom

    One night while we were up in San Fran visiting family, my mom decided to get rip-roaringly drunk with her family and friends. Now, normally she doesn't get drunk, but when we're visiting family holy shit.

    At one point in the night, I was bored and the conversation turned to Teen Drivers. Feeling a little obligated to join in, I did so, standing up from the couch and walking over to the dining table after politely waiting for an opening to speak. When I got a chance, I offered my opinion on the subject, and be sure to keep this part in mind, this opinion was pretty well received and generally agreed with the group consensus

    Spoiler:

    Tl;dr Fuck you mom


    FUCK.
    THAT.
    NOISE.

    Tommy, wanna move to Australia?

    We got a spare bed!

  • TeufelblitzTeufelblitz Registered User
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i just caught myself pelvic thrusting sitting in my chair

    why am I doing this

    Listening to music?

    nope

    just feels good

    Must be ghost blowjobs then.

    I wouldn't worry about it too much unless you spontaneously jump to the left and take a step to the right.

  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    How's that taste, silly goose!

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  • SeriouslySeriously Nervous laugh Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I didn't have the best parents in the world but the love was there. When I got out I was angry for a while but that eventually burned itself out, thankfully.

    I hate being angry.

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  • cowmeetcowmeet Registered User
    edited January 2010
    move out, become independent, set up family game nights with your mom and aunt

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    cowmeet wrote: »
    move out, become independent, set up family game nights with your mom and aunt

    Nono, move out, become a millionair rapper and flaunt your money and fame in her face without ever giving her any.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    cowmeet wrote: »
    move out, become independent, set up family game nights with your mom and aunt

    Nono, move out, become a millionair rapper and flaunt your money and fame in her face without ever giving her any.

    doing this

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The Tommy 2 Hands LP

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