Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "[Skepticism Thread]", by Improvolone

Gabriel_Pitt

Gabriel_Pitt has reported a post.

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'Best use of the goose ever.

EVER.

Post: [Skepticism Thread] Maintaining our science-boners since 1969.
Forum: Debate and Discourse
Assigned Moderators: Elki, ElJeffe, Irond Will

Posted by: Improvolone
Original Content:

japan wrote: »

He still hasn't explained why we should treat every ancient instance of someone describing something not known or understood to have existed as evidence for that thing's existence, but not any modern instance.

Improvolone wrote: »

Because we know better now.

ACSIS wrote: »

Thats pretty obvious, isn't it?

You... wait... you really think that people back then weren't smart? Like, they couldn't hypothesize, or invent fiction, or do anything impressive basically?
The only difference is that we know more about how the world works and we have more tools at our disposal. Ancient civilizations were brilliant.
So... is all ancient art representative of something real? When did we start inventing fiction? Just how far does your silly goose hole go?

MichaelLC

It helps if you don't spoil the "punchline" in the description.

T. J. Nutty Nub

terrible
partly because you spoiled it, but more because it wasn't awesome

Gabriel_Pitt

Well unfortunately, the 'silly goose' rule wasn't in effect when ACSIS dropped this silly goose:

ACSIS wrote:

Today the biblical flood is scientifically accepted, it wasn't always that way.

And... I guess it works better if you've been in the thread listening to his silly gooseness than just getting one tell-off kinda out of context.

Rent

Okay, first off this isn't the "best use of the goose ever"

This is

Spoiler:

RMS Oceanic wrote: »

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

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Thanatos wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

He wasn't there. He was off meeting NPH with the rest of the No Tube club.

I hear their membership is booming.

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

Speaking of booming I loved you in the Left 4 Dead series

Knob wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

Speaking of booming I loved you in the Left 4 Dead series

OH SHIT

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I'm glad someone got it

A duck! wrote: »

I was too busy watching Thanatos eat a whole, live goose.

Larlar wrote: »

It only looks like that to the untrained eye. In reality, he was undergoing the final stage of mitosis.

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

makes sense that thanatos would reproduce asexually, as he is a silly goose

The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »

if he splits into two each half really should retreat to opposite sides of the earth lest it throw off the tides or something

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

because he's silly

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

also he has a small goose

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

That's what you'd think, but really it's his gravitational pull.

The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »

munkus if you got close enough to be able to detect the size of his goose, you'd probably be sucked into orbit

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

by the time you can see it, it's already silly.

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

it's impossible to measure his goose because as you pass through his event horizon there is no light and objects become silly

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

also there are issues with finding a goose measurement device

The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »

and a silly rover

Post: ITT - Sick Burns
Forum: Infractions Forum
Assigned Moderators: N/A

Posted by: Cardboard Tube
Original Content:

thanatos is a silly goose

Fixed to fit with the new rule.

And that even isn't awesome post worthy, what the hell makes you think this is

Goddamn this is terrible. Just the fucking worst. One shit-stained star

joshofalltrades

ChicoBlue

FAQ

damn chico

I had been planning that very thing

Tam

It's a shame this isn't awesome, because ACSIS really is a silly goosing silly goosed silly gooser.