People who are bad liars should not attempt insurance fraud.
but if you're a good liar you should give it a go?
If you're a good liar you won't inconvenience me by spending forty minutes on the phone changing your story every time I ask a question and failing to provide any version of events that ties up with the versions of events provided by your co-conspirators. Given that there are only a limited number of ways a car can be recovered, stored, moved to a repairer, and repaired you'd think he'd have hit upon one of them through sheer dumb luck.
People who are bad liars should not attempt insurance fraud.
but if you're a good liar you should give it a go?
If you're a good liar you won't inconvenience me by spending forty minutes on the phone changing your story every time I ask a question and failing to provide any version of events that ties up with the versions of events provided by your co-conspirators. Given that there are only a limited number of ways a car can be recovered, stored, moved to a repairer, and repaired you'd think he'd have hit upon one of them through sheer dumb luck.
Man you'll feel bad when the big reveal comes and it was an inside job the whole time and the people you thought who were lying to you were telling the truth.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I told my mom how much I pay for car insurance now and she yelled at me...
because I have everything she has, a 500 dollar deductable collision, 100 dollar collateral as well as a new car thats worth 10-20 times more than her car is..... and I only pay 40 dollars more a month.
People who are bad liars should not attempt insurance fraud.
but if you're a good liar you should give it a go?
If you're a good liar you won't inconvenience me by spending forty minutes on the phone changing your story every time I ask a question and failing to provide any version of events that ties up with the versions of events provided by your co-conspirators. Given that there are only a limited number of ways a car can be recovered, stored, moved to a repairer, and repaired you'd think he'd have hit upon one of them through sheer dumb luck.
Man you'll feel bad when the big reveal comes and it was an inside job the whole time and the people you thought who were lying to you were telling the truth.
As far as I'm able to tell they're all lying. The bodyshop and the recovery company don't actually exist. Their addresses are domestic homes; they have no landline phone numbers, only mobiles; there is no entry for them at companies house; and best of all, if one of them phones us, we can have a conversation, hang up, wait ten minutes, call them back on the number they just gave us, speak to the same person, ask "Is that [bodyshop]?" and they insist that you must have the wrong number and they don't know what you're talking about, until you mention that you're calling from an insurance company at which time their powers of memory are miraculously restored. I'm not even exaggerating.
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I told my mom how much I pay for car insurance now and she yelled at me...
because I have everything she has, a 500 dollar deductable collision, 100 dollar collateral as well as a new car thats worth 10-20 times more than her car is..... and I only pay 40 dollars more a month.
Can you really blame her? I would have yelled and thrown heavy cookware at your head.
I told my mom how much I pay for car insurance now and she yelled at me...
because I have everything she has, a 500 dollar deductable collision, 100 dollar collateral as well as a new car thats worth 10-20 times more than her car is..... and I only pay 40 dollars more a month.
Can you really blame her? I would have yelled and thrown heavy cookware at your head.
Throwing a cast iron skilled is a lot like using a firearm. It's critically important that you make considerations for whatever is behind your target.
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Since the painting in question was done in the late 1800s, I will say that this interpretation of Helen of Troy is just as valid as that one. In which case, I say I would totally do Helen of Troy.
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People who are bad liars should not attempt insurance fraud.
but if you're a good liar you should give it a go?
If you're a good liar you won't inconvenience me by spending forty minutes on the phone changing your story every time I ask a question and failing to provide any version of events that ties up with the versions of events provided by your co-conspirators. Given that there are only a limited number of ways a car can be recovered, stored, moved to a repairer, and repaired you'd think he'd have hit upon one of them through sheer dumb luck.
Man you'll feel bad when the big reveal comes and it was an inside job the whole time and the people you thought who were lying to you were telling the truth.
As far as I'm able to tell they're all lying. The bodyshop and the recovery company don't actually exist. Their addresses are domestic homes; they have no landline phone numbers, only mobiles; there is no entry for them at companies house; and best of all, if one of them phones us, we can have a conversation, hang up, wait ten minutes, call them back on the number they just gave us, speak to the same person, ask "Is that [bodyshop]?" and they insist that you must have the wrong number and they don't know what you're talking about, until you mention that you're calling from an insurance company at which time their powers of memory are miraculously restored. I'm not even exaggerating.
At some point, the stupidity of people is bound to stop amazing me. This is not the day it happens, apparently.
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I told my mom how much I pay for car insurance now and she yelled at me...
because I have everything she has, a 500 dollar deductable collision, 100 dollar collateral as well as a new car thats worth 10-20 times more than her car is..... and I only pay 40 dollars more a month.
Can you really blame her? I would have yelled and thrown heavy cookware at your head.
It might not help that I drive faster than she does too...
Since the painting in question was done in the late 1800s, I will say that this interpretation of Helen of Troy is just as valid as that one. In which case, I say I would totally do Helen of Troy.
Helen of Troy was apparently a california valley girl with minimal bust.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Since the painting in question was done in the late 1800s, I will say that this interpretation of Helen of Troy is just as valid as that one. In which case, I say I would totally do Helen of Troy.
Helen of Troy was apparently a california valley girl with minimal bust.
looks more southern-raised transplant to the midwest with minimal bust to me
Since the painting in question was done in the late 1800s, I will say that this interpretation of Helen of Troy is just as valid as that one. In which case, I say I would totally do Helen of Troy.
Helen of Troy was apparently a california valley girl with minimal bust.
Preacher if you're saying you wouldn't sleep with Helen of Troy then you are off my list of people to whom I'd ever lend a time machine.
Since the painting in question was done in the late 1800s, I will say that this interpretation of Helen of Troy is just as valid as that one. In which case, I say I would totally do Helen of Troy.
Helen of Troy was apparently a california valley girl with minimal bust.
Preacher if you're saying you wouldn't sleep with Helen of Troy then you are off my list of people to whom I'd ever lend a time machine.
Man if I had a time machine to bang women I'd be all up in mary magdelen or catherine the great, they had some serious chesticles.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Since the painting in question was done in the late 1800s, I will say that this interpretation of Helen of Troy is just as valid as that one. In which case, I say I would totally do Helen of Troy.
Helen of Troy was apparently a california valley girl with minimal bust.
Preacher if you're saying you wouldn't sleep with Helen of Troy then you are off my list of people to whom I'd ever lend a time machine.
Man if I had a time machine to bang women I'd be all up in mary magdelen or catherine the great, they had some serious chesticles.
All time machine usage must be registered at your local Time Moderation Containment Office. Please fill out Form A, B and X and give reason as to why you wish to travel back in time. Or forward time is impossible according to Einstein's laws of relativity.
Since the painting in question was done in the late 1800s, I will say that this interpretation of Helen of Troy is just as valid as that one. In which case, I say I would totally do Helen of Troy.
Helen of Troy was apparently a california valley girl with minimal bust.
Preacher if you're saying you wouldn't sleep with Helen of Troy then you are off my list of people to whom I'd ever lend a time machine.
Man if I had a time machine to bang women I'd be all up in mary magdelen or catherine the great, they had some serious chesticles.
I'd be after 18-19 year old Joan of Arc. Something about crazy, fiery-hot french girls...
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
If I had a time machine I would go back 50 years and buy stocks in disney or something.
I would go back in time and be the first person to file a patent in the US. The patent would be for the time machine, of course. I would then go on to patent damn near everything that was ever invented.
At some point, the stupidity of people is bound to stop amazing me. This is not the day it happens, apparently.
The storage yard scam is ridiculously easy to catch now, given that if anyone is even remotely suspicious of it it takes seconds to check google maps and street view to see if there is actually a business at the address they claim there is.
All those thinking of going back and banging people, just remember the difference in opinion on cleanliness. Shaving legs and bathing were not top priorities of really anyone.
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If you're a good liar you won't inconvenience me by spending forty minutes on the phone changing your story every time I ask a question and failing to provide any version of events that ties up with the versions of events provided by your co-conspirators. Given that there are only a limited number of ways a car can be recovered, stored, moved to a repairer, and repaired you'd think he'd have hit upon one of them through sheer dumb luck.
Man you'll feel bad when the big reveal comes and it was an inside job the whole time and the people you thought who were lying to you were telling the truth.
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I agree
about paintball.
and wiener.
Internet standards, jeez.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
because I have everything she has, a 500 dollar deductable collision, 100 dollar collateral as well as a new car thats worth 10-20 times more than her car is..... and I only pay 40 dollars more a month.
God, fuck Critical Mass.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
and for the guaranteed death
We already saw your choice in ladies earlier feral, we know what you think of critical mass.
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As far as I'm able to tell they're all lying. The bodyshop and the recovery company don't actually exist. Their addresses are domestic homes; they have no landline phone numbers, only mobiles; there is no entry for them at companies house; and best of all, if one of them phones us, we can have a conversation, hang up, wait ten minutes, call them back on the number they just gave us, speak to the same person, ask "Is that [bodyshop]?" and they insist that you must have the wrong number and they don't know what you're talking about, until you mention that you're calling from an insurance company at which time their powers of memory are miraculously restored. I'm not even exaggerating.
Heh.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Can you really blame her? I would have yelled and thrown heavy cookware at your head.
It was an easy joke, but what can I say I'm easy like sunday morning.
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Since the painting in question was done in the late 1800s, I will say that this interpretation of Helen of Troy is just as valid as that one. In which case, I say I would totally do Helen of Troy.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
At some point, the stupidity of people is bound to stop amazing me. This is not the day it happens, apparently.
It might not help that I drive faster than she does too...
Helen of Troy was apparently a california valley girl with minimal bust.
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looks more southern-raised transplant to the midwest with minimal bust to me
I was talking about the PSP's (paintball's) World Cup.
Preacher if you're saying you wouldn't sleep with Helen of Troy then you are off my list of people to whom I'd ever lend a time machine.
Man if I had a time machine to bang women I'd be all up in mary magdelen or catherine the great, they had some serious chesticles.
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If I can't die suffocated by it, its minimal.
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and this is the meaning of life
"You're guy fucked up the economy."
"Yeah its not like that was bushs fault or anything."
"Oh its all but bush with you whiners!"
"Why don't you guys equate hitler with Obama again thats so awesome."
"Oh like libs did with bush?"
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All time machine usage must be registered at your local Time Moderation Containment Office. Please fill out Form A, B and X and give reason as to why you wish to travel back in time. Or forward time is impossible according to Einstein's laws of relativity.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
But what if it were a really hairy but minimal bust.
Like getting smothered with a Persian rug.
The storage yard scam is ridiculously easy to catch now, given that if anyone is even remotely suspicious of it it takes seconds to check google maps and street view to see if there is actually a business at the address they claim there is.
It doesn't seem to stop people trying, though.
Look lets not get hakkes into this.
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I bet Catherine the Great was wild in bed, too.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
kakos?