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The [chat] that launched a thousand ships

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sleeping in a bed with another person in it has been an absolutely miserable experience every time I've tried it.

    Do you dislike snuggling?

    I love snuggling, when I am awake. When I am in bed I either want to: A) be fucking someone, B) sleeping. That's it. And apparently I can't sleep to save my life while snuggling.

    I share this experience. If i'm touching someone else I can't sleep at all. I was awake for 40 hours straight and tried sharing a bed with someone and just couldn't do it.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I can not sleep while cuddling. I can share a bed with someone so long as I'm not getting kicked or something. Hell, I could probably even sleep with a snorer as long as my good ear was on the pillow.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yesterday a Juneau policeman shot four cats and two dogs at a local animal shelter.

    I know they eventually have to euthanize the animals, but whaaaa?

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    California king.

    I have one, it's not as big as you'd think :(

  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yesterday a Juneau policeman shot four cats and two dogs at a local animal shelter.

    I know they eventually have to euthanize the animals, but whaaaa?

    With a harpoon?

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    The first time me and my ex slept in the bed together it was not a good night for either one of us.

    We figured it out the second time.

    Then she cheated on me.

    What a bitch.

  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I will say one other thing that I'm not sure many other people have had to deal with but if your s/o dreams something...man, be prepared to have to defend yourself. I've been awoken by my fiancee accusing me of something she dreamed. That and I've been smacked in the throat once when she was having a particularly bad nightmare.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~

  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Yes, I'm trying to figure out how it was a miserable experience.

    I got approximately 30 minutes of sleep over an 8 hour night.

    Maybe someday you'll meet someone you can spoon with and still get a good nights sleep.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I can not sleep while cuddling. I can share a bed with someone so long as I'm not getting kicked or something. Hell, I could probably even sleep with a snorer as long as my good ear was on the pillow.

    when my wife and I were dating we used to share her twin bed with a single pillow

    I don't even know how that worked

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Breakfast time! Also time to sales pitch moving in with VH to my parents, fun times.

    Later chat.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I can not sleep while cuddling. I can share a bed with someone so long as I'm not getting kicked or something. Hell, I could probably even sleep with a snorer as long as my good ear was on the pillow.

    Yeah I can't sleep while cuddling so, I cuddle for like five minutes then roll over and go to sleep. Though it is nice when you have a bad dream about spider monkeys or something you can roll over and cuddle next to someone wake them up and have them angry at you.

  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama, do you need a room still for PAX. Variable and I are looking for people.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Cinders wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Yes, I'm trying to figure out how it was a miserable experience.

    I got approximately 30 minutes of sleep over an 8 hour night.

    Maybe someday you'll meet someone you can spoon with and still get a good nights sleep.

    No way, I can't fall asleep on my side, or back. I sleep on my stomach.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    There's no such thing as a bad dream about spider monkeys.

    Spider monkeys are awesome.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    I will say one other thing that I'm not sure many other people have had to deal with but if your s/o dreams something...man, be prepared to have to defend yourself. I've been awoken by my fiancee accusing me of something she dreamed. That and I've been smacked in the throat once when she was having a particularly bad nightmare.

    I think I told my story of that once already.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    What's so "whaaaa" about shooting animals that need to be shot?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The first time me and my ex slept in the bed together it was not a good night for either one of us.

    We figured it out the second time.

    Then she cheated on me.

    What a bitch.

    Justin.... this is hard but I cheated on you too.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    I can not sleep while cuddling. I can share a bed with someone so long as I'm not getting kicked or something. Hell, I could probably even sleep with a snorer as long as my good ear was on the pillow.

    when my wife and I were dating we used to share her twin bed with a single pillow

    I don't even know how that worked

    you were skinnier
    Spoiler:

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    What's so "whaaaa" about shooting animals that need to be shot?

    Generally you give them the hot shot, not you know old yellar.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    The first time me and my ex slept in the bed together it was not a good night for either one of us.

    We figured it out the second time.

    Then she cheated on me.

    What a bitch.

    Justin.... this is hard but I cheated on you too.

    Isn't it already agreed upon it's not cheating or gay if it's an elf?

  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2010
    My girlfriend and I always slept wrapped around each other

    But sometimes she would wake up and move because we lived in Atlanta and it would get hot there and she is not as sound a sleeper as I am

    I wouldn't wake up, but apparently I would chase her across the bed in my sleep. She thought it was adorable if a little inconvenient.

    At least, she said she thought it was adorable. She said a lot of things.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    What's so "whaaaa" about shooting animals that need to be shot?

    Because it's a fucking stupid way to do it when you have chemicals to humanely kill them. It's also ridiculous to be firing a gun inside of a shelter.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I can not sleep while cuddling. I can share a bed with someone so long as I'm not getting kicked or something. Hell, I could probably even sleep with a snorer as long as my good ear was on the pillow.

    when my wife and I were dating we used to share her twin bed with a single pillow

    I don't even know how that worked

    you were skinnier
    Spoiler:

    that's true but I was still equally tall

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    There's no such thing as a bad dream about spider monkeys.

    Spider monkeys are awesome.

    No see you are thinking of the actual thing. I mean spiders that have monkey heads.

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    What's so "whaaaa" about shooting animals that need to be shot?

    I was under the impression that they used drugs for that. Also, it's weird that a policeman did it.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My wife and I don't sleep in the same bed. She's a nite owl and a light sleeper and I snore horribly. Also I kind of grew up sleeping on couches so I prefer the one in my office anyway.

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    I will say one other thing that I'm not sure many other people have had to deal with but if your s/o dreams something...man, be prepared to have to defend yourself. I've been awoken by my fiancee accusing me of something she dreamed. That and I've been smacked in the throat once when she was having a particularly bad nightmare.

    I think I told my story of that once already.

    I remember and I think I related to it because of the fact that it has happened to me before. Getting woekn up at 2am to her nearly yelling at me in her sleep really pissed me off and in the morning she was wondering why I was so crabby.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Inq, how do you sleep comfortably on your stomach?

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Bama, do you need a room still for PAX. Variable and I are looking for people.
    Absolutely.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My wife and I don't sleep in the same bed. She's a nite owl and a light sleeper and I snore horribly. Also I kind of grew up sleeping on couches so I prefer the one in my office anyway.
    Hm, so what happens when she gets mad at you?

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Yes, I'm trying to figure out how it was a miserable experience.

    I got approximately 30 minutes of sleep over an 8 hour night.

    Maybe someday you'll meet someone you can spoon with and still get a good nights sleep.

    No way, I can't fall asleep on my side, or back. I sleep on my stomach.

    I'm glad I can fall asleep anywhere and in any position.

    It makes life easier.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Inq, how do you sleep comfortably on your stomach?

    First he takes his penis off...

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    There's no such thing as a bad dream about spider monkeys.

    Spider monkeys are awesome.

    No see you are thinking of the actual thing. I mean spiders that have monkey heads.

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  • ArchArch Viruses are totally dependent on knowledge of every eternity. Renounce faith. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My wife and I don't sleep in the same bed. She's a nite owl and a light sleeper and I snore horribly. Also I kind of grew up sleeping on couches so I prefer the one in my office anyway.
    Hm, so what happens when she gets mad at you?

    He has to sleep in the bed with her

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    I will say one other thing that I'm not sure many other people have had to deal with but if your s/o dreams something...man, be prepared to have to defend yourself. I've been awoken by my fiancee accusing me of something she dreamed. That and I've been smacked in the throat once when she was having a particularly bad nightmare.

    I think I told my story of that once already.

    I remember and I think I related to it because of the fact that it has happened to me before. Getting woekn up at 2am to her nearly yelling at me in her sleep really pissed me off and in the morning she was wondering why I was so crabby.

    Yeah it's annoying. I always found the solution was to keep a pillow and blanket hidden behind the couch.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My wife and I don't sleep in the same bed. She's a nite owl and a light sleeper and I snore horribly. Also I kind of grew up sleeping on couches so I prefer the one in my office anyway.
    Hm, so what happens when she gets mad at you?

    "Thats it you're sleeping in the bed with me."

    "Ahh come on don't be a bitch!"

  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Tycho wrote:
    I'm of the opinion that we've already illuminated their general practices with this ancient comic, created almost two years ago to the day.

    Lolmath.

  • ArchArch Viruses are totally dependent on knowledge of every eternity. Renounce faith. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Tycho wrote:
    I'm of the opinion that we've already illuminated their general practices with this ancient comic, created almost two years ago to the day.

    Lolmath.

    :?:

    key word is almost

    EDIT: lol math

    its 2010

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    I got no pick up lines

    I stay on the grind

    I tell the hos all the time

    Bitch, get in my car

    Got my 64

    Riding on dayton spokes

    And when I open the door

    Bitch, get in my car.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I don't think shooting them is inhumane.

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