Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

The [chat] that launched a thousand ships

16061626365

Posts

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    it stinks!

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh, I recognize that actor.

    I just did not remember his name. There is no need for this, guys.

    @nealcm @faynor
    nerdgasmic.gif1420 6068 6113 - XBL Atomoclassic
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Even Podly's younger than me!

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Jesus christ. I am 22 years old. Why does it seem like there is an unbreachable gap between anyone who's two years younger or more than myself?

    Was there like massive lead poisoning in the water or something?

    I'm 22 too! :P

    afaossig.jpg~original
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh. :(


    Thom, who is John Lovitz?

    Jesus christ. I am 22 years old. Why does it seem like there is an unbreachable gap between anyone who's two years younger or more than myself?

    Was there like massive lead poisoning in the water or something?
    Well nerd is like 14, so that is quite the gap.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    it stinks!

    Now that's a show that was well ahead of it's time.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Well, he hasn't really done anything since NewsRadio.
    He was in that remake of It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

    I want to say he's done voicework since then too.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh, I recognize that actor.

    I just did not remember his name. There is no need for this, guys.
    IT'S OKAY NERD I GOTCHO BACK

    I WILL FEND THESE SILLY GEESE OFF

    LAY OFF GEESE

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh, I recognize that actor.

    I just did not remember his name. There is no need for this, guys.

    Why all the fuss over Lovitz? I mean... really?

  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2010
    I don't know who that is.

    But I don't know any actors, really.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Damn. After weeks of arguing with this customer, my supervisor stepped in and told me to just approve his request.

    CmgpQ.jpg
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh, I recognize that actor.

    I just did not remember his name. There is no need for this, guys.

    Why all the fuss over Lovitz? I mean... really?

    Because we love The Critic and Newsradio around here.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh, I recognize that actor.

    I just did not remember his name. There is no need for this, guys.

    Why all the fuss over Lovitz? I mean... really?

    yeah he's not very funny

  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The Critic was a pretty great show.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    The Critic is not available on Instant Watch. :?

    @nealcm @faynor
    nerdgasmic.gif1420 6068 6113 - XBL Atomoclassic
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Don't treat me like potato. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Well, he hasn't really done anything since NewsRadio.
    He was in that remake of It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

    I want to say he's done voicework since then too.

    He was in a lot of stuff, but it was all small parts in comedies or family films. Or guest spot VO work.

    He hasn't really been prominent since NewsRadio and The Critic.

    Both great shows though.

    china_sig.jpg
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    He owns a comedy club in San Diego, Skippy.

    Perhaps you should go tell him that to his face.

    Then he can slam your face into a bar.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh, I recognize that actor.

    I just did not remember his name. There is no need for this, guys.
    IT'S OKAY NERD I GOTCHO BACK

    I WILL FEND THESE SILLY GEESE OFF

    LAY OFF GEESE

    Nerd's so young he thinks Micheal Bay's transformers is the first run!

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh, I recognize that actor.

    I just did not remember his name. There is no need for this, guys.

    Why all the fuss over Lovitz? I mean... really?

    yeah he's not very funny

    Seriously, I've had painful shits more funny then john lovitz.

  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh, I recognize that actor.

    I just did not remember his name. There is no need for this, guys.

    Why all the fuss over Lovitz? I mean... really?

    Because we love The Critic and Newsradio around here.

    Well that's one thing, sure, but it's not like he's hugely popular or difficult to miss.

  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hey guys. You remember when Dimebag Darrell was alive? Yeah, that was pretty cool. I miss that guy.

    steam_sig.png
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    John Lovitz dead?

    344B2YT.gifsteamicon48x48.gif Know about web development? I need your help with my professional site!
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2010
    I like how the practice of replacing letters with similarly-shaped numbers somehow turned into replacing random letters with numbers for no reason.

    What the fuck.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    He owns a comedy club in San Diego, Skippy.

    Perhaps you should go tell him that to his face.

    Then he can slam your face into a bar.

    you only have to tip a bowling pin 10 deg for it to fall down

    based on that dude's rotund frame, I estimate that I could shift him very slightly to achieve the same effect

  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    He owns a comedy club in San Diego, Skippy.

    Perhaps you should go tell him that to his face.

    Then he can slam your face into a bar.

    That would be quite the story for Skippy to tell here in [chat] one day.

    Also, Jon Lovitz is awesome. He does some pretty funny stuff and isn't a terrible actor.

    steam_sig.png
  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Damnit, hotels are annoying. :x

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Damnit, hotels are annoying. :x

    Book in advance and have a major credit card....

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    He owns a comedy club in San Diego, Skippy.

    Perhaps you should go tell him that to his face.

    Then he can slam your face into a bar.

    That would be quite the story for Skippy to tell here in [chat] one day.

    Also, Jon Lovitz is awesome. He does some pretty funny stuff and isn't a terrible actor.

    What is this like bizzarro chat? Lovitz is a horrible actor and he's never funny, ever.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    "Guys, Jon Lovitz just broke my nose! I told him he was unfunny and fat and that I only had to tip him ten degrees to knock him over so he grabbed me by the back of my head and WHAM! Face first into a bar!

    It was awesome!"

  • JebusUDJebusUD Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh, I recognize that actor.

    I just did not remember his name. There is no need for this, guys.

    Why all the fuss over Lovitz? I mean... really?

    yeah he's not very funny

    Seriously, I've had painful shits more funny then john lovitz.

    High School High was pretty funny.

    You haven't given me a reason to steer clear of you!
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I wonder how much Spirit Tracks will fetch at gamestop...

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sometimes eating healthy and being a huge nerd pays off.

    Went to subway to get lunch, I'm on week one of eating right and no more booze during the week at all, and this is what I came home with.

    Spoilered for HUGE
    Spoiler:

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    He owns a comedy club in San Diego, Skippy.

    Perhaps you should go tell him that to his face.

    Then he can slam your face into a bar.

    That would be quite the story for Skippy to tell here in [chat] one day.

    Also, Jon Lovitz is awesome. He does some pretty funny stuff and isn't a terrible actor.

    What is this like bizzarro chat? Lovitz is a horrible actor and he's never funny, ever.
    You totally didn't watch the youtube I linked. That is one of the best reactions to getting dumped ever portrayed.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh, I recognize that actor.

    I just did not remember his name. There is no need for this, guys.

    Why all the fuss over Lovitz? I mean... really?

    yeah he's not very funny
    I expected this from Preacher, but you?

    you broke my heart, skippy.

    you broke my heart!

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Are you sure you weren't drunk as fuck when you bought that bag, Amateur?

  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    He owns a comedy club in San Diego, Skippy.

    Perhaps you should go tell him that to his face.

    Then he can slam your face into a bar.

    That would be quite the story for Skippy to tell here in [chat] one day.

    Also, Jon Lovitz is awesome. He does some pretty funny stuff and isn't a terrible actor.

    What is this like bizzarro chat? Lovitz is a horrible actor and he's never funny, ever.

    Yes this is bizarro chat. You just said that you love John Lovitz.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Good evening, fellow bits.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Oh, I recognize that actor.

    I just did not remember his name. There is no need for this, guys.

    Why all the fuss over Lovitz? I mean... really?

    yeah he's not very funny
    I expected this from Preacher, but you?

    you broke my heart, skippy.

    you broke my heart!

    but it stinks! is not funny

    it's not!

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    oh shit that cheetah is about to get schooled to some game

This discussion has been closed.