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The [chat] that launched a thousand ships

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    A lot of people have wanted to do this for a long time, and now Jon Lovitz has done it. It also brings up something from the past I wasn't aware of.

    At L.A.'s Laugh Factory the other night, Lovitz and Andy Dick got into an argument about Phil Hartman's death and Andy Dick's drug use. Five months before Brynn Hartman shot Phil and herself to death, Dick allegedly gave her cocaine at a house party that Lovitz also attended. Brynn Hartman had been sober for ten years, and now Lovitz blames Dick giving her the cocaine as the reason why she got hooked again and killed Hartman and herself five months later.

    According to witnesses, Lovitz picked Dick up several times and smashed his head and face into the bar, causing him to bleed. This isn't the first time they've had words. When Lovitz took over for Hartman on NewsRadio, he told Dick "I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine." And then last year Dick confronted Lovitz at a restaurant, taking drinks off the table and saying he put the "Phil Hartman hex" on him and that he was going to die next.

    Yikes.

  • CindersCinders You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    oh shit that cheetah is about to get schooled to some game

    Isn't that a jaguar?

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    look

    smashing a tiny man into a bar is not very impressive

    and it doesn't make you funny

    when suge knight held vanilla ice outside a window, that did not make him a great comedian

  • ThomamelasThomamelas “Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.” Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    oh shit that cheetah is about to get schooled to some game

    Yes, he's going to learn a rather painful lesson.

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    A lot of people have wanted to do this for a long time, and now Jon Lovitz has done it. It also brings up something from the past I wasn't aware of.

    At L.A.'s Laugh Factory the other night, Lovitz and Andy Dick got into an argument about Phil Hartman's death and Andy Dick's drug use. Five months before Brynn Hartman shot Phil and herself to death, Dick allegedly gave her cocaine at a house party that Lovitz also attended. Brynn Hartman had been sober for ten years, and now Lovitz blames Dick giving her the cocaine as the reason why she got hooked again and killed Hartman and herself five months later.

    According to witnesses, Lovitz picked Dick up several times and smashed his head and face into the bar, causing him to bleed. This isn't the first time they've had words. When Lovitz took over for Hartman on NewsRadio, he told Dick "I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine." And then last year Dick confronted Lovitz at a restaurant, taking drinks off the table and saying he put the "Phil Hartman hex" on him and that he was going to die next.

    Yikes.

    That's the second time Lovitz has punched dick or beaten him up. He's going to go to jail for it sooner or later

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yes committing assault for unfounded allegations, is completely awesome. I mean Andy Dick is less funny then John Lovitz but him touting how he committed a crime and got away with it is kind of a new pathetisad.

  • descdesc P.L.U.R. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Wait

    wait

    people watched The Critic?

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    And then last year Dick confronted Lovitz at a restaurant, taking drinks off the table and saying he put the "Phil Hartman hex" on him and that he was going to die next.

    Yikes.

    That part particularly sounds a lot like Andy Dick being sarcastic and not accepting in any way Lovitz's interpretation of events rather than actually being crazy. But it's Andy Dick, so we'll never know.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    That's the story from 2007, Amateur. I just pulled the story from the webs.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    andy dick scares me

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Wait

    wait

    people watched The Critic?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JsZbSzMi08

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Andy Dick is a creep.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas “Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.” Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Yes committing assault for unfounded allegations, is completely awesome. I mean Andy Dick is less funny then John Lovitz but him touting how he committed a crime and got away with it is kind of a new pathetisad.

    Hartman and Lovitz were best friends. If my friend was murdered and someone who was involved made jokes then I would have reacted the same way.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Andy Dick is a creep.

    What the hell is he doing here? He doesn't belong here.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Yes committing assault for unfounded allegations, is completely awesome. I mean Andy Dick is less funny then John Lovitz but him touting how he committed a crime and got away with it is kind of a new pathetisad.

    Hartman and Lovitz were best friends. If my friend was murdered and someone who was involved made jokes then I would have reacted the same way.

    And you'd probably be arrested for assaulting someone, as you can't just attack someone because they made you angry (outside of fighting words states). Even if they were andy dick.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I've seen the Lovitz guy in films. I have no idea who the Dick guy is. Sounds like they really like each other.

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Yes committing assault for unfounded allegations, is completely awesome. I mean Andy Dick is less funny then John Lovitz but him touting how he committed a crime and got away with it is kind of a new pathetisad.

    Hartman and Lovitz were best friends. If my friend was murdered and someone who was involved made jokes then I would have reacted the same way.

    And you'd probably be arrested for assaulting someone, as you can't just attack someone because they made you angry (outside of fighting words states). Even if they were andy dick.

    This. It's not the fact that no one blames Lovitz for what he did, it's the fact that witnesses and cameras and the police don't blame Lovitz for what he did. Dick gave a cokehead cocaine. That's it. He's no more to blame for Harman's death than the guy that sold her the gun.

    Also, thanks for clarifying Justin, I thought he did it again

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas “Three films a day, three books a week and records of great music would be enough to make me happy to the day I die.” Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Yes committing assault for unfounded allegations, is completely awesome. I mean Andy Dick is less funny then John Lovitz but him touting how he committed a crime and got away with it is kind of a new pathetisad.

    Hartman and Lovitz were best friends. If my friend was murdered and someone who was involved made jokes then I would have reacted the same way.

    And you'd probably be arrested for assaulting someone, as you can't just attack someone because they made you angry (outside of fighting words states). Even if they were andy dick.

    Pfft, like a jury would convict me. It's Andy Dick. The only reason it's not legal to hunt him is that it would be a bill of attainder.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    I wish he did it again.

    Every day should be Punch Andy Dick Day.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ok i gave the interwebs dude directions on where to meet me tomorrow

    i don't think he'll rape me but i'm lubing up my butt before heading out in the morning, to be safe

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  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I've seen the Lovitz guy in films. I have no idea who the Dick guy is. Sounds like they really like each other.

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    Andy Dick, preparing to replace Heath Ledger as the joker.

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Yes committing assault for unfounded allegations, is completely awesome. I mean Andy Dick is less funny then John Lovitz but him touting how he committed a crime and got away with it is kind of a new pathetisad.

    Hartman and Lovitz were best friends. If my friend was murdered and someone who was involved made jokes then I would have reacted the same way.

    And you'd probably be arrested for assaulting someone, as you can't just attack someone because they made you angry (outside of fighting words states). Even if they were andy dick.

    The evidence is against you on this one Preach.

    Psn:wazukki
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    You don't need directions to get raped.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    ok i gave the interwebs dude directions on where to meet me tomorrow

    i don't think he'll rape me but i'm lubing up my butt before heading out in the morning, to be safe

    Can't rape the willing, the defense will use the fact you used lube against you. Stabler will throw a fit, but Cragan will calm him down and then munch will make a penis joke.

    Fin.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah, no idea whatsoever.

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    start it back up

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