A lot of people have wanted to do this for a long time, and now Jon Lovitz has done it. It also brings up something from the past I wasn't aware of.
At L.A.'s Laugh Factory the other night, Lovitz and Andy Dick got into an argument about Phil Hartman's death and Andy Dick's drug use. Five months before Brynn Hartman shot Phil and herself to death, Dick allegedly gave her cocaine at a house party that Lovitz also attended. Brynn Hartman had been sober for ten years, and now Lovitz blames Dick giving her the cocaine as the reason why she got hooked again and killed Hartman and herself five months later.
According to witnesses, Lovitz picked Dick up several times and smashed his head and face into the bar, causing him to bleed. This isn't the first time they've had words. When Lovitz took over for Hartman on NewsRadio, he told Dick "I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine." And then last year Dick confronted Lovitz at a restaurant, taking drinks off the table and saying he put the "Phil Hartman hex" on him and that he was going to die next.
Yikes.
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A lot of people have wanted to do this for a long time, and now Jon Lovitz has done it. It also brings up something from the past I wasn't aware of.
At L.A.'s Laugh Factory the other night, Lovitz and Andy Dick got into an argument about Phil Hartman's death and Andy Dick's drug use. Five months before Brynn Hartman shot Phil and herself to death, Dick allegedly gave her cocaine at a house party that Lovitz also attended. Brynn Hartman had been sober for ten years, and now Lovitz blames Dick giving her the cocaine as the reason why she got hooked again and killed Hartman and herself five months later.
According to witnesses, Lovitz picked Dick up several times and smashed his head and face into the bar, causing him to bleed. This isn't the first time they've had words. When Lovitz took over for Hartman on NewsRadio, he told Dick "I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine." And then last year Dick confronted Lovitz at a restaurant, taking drinks off the table and saying he put the "Phil Hartman hex" on him and that he was going to die next.
Yikes.
That's the second time Lovitz has punched dick or beaten him up. He's going to go to jail for it sooner or later
Yes committing assault for unfounded allegations, is completely awesome. I mean Andy Dick is less funny then John Lovitz but him touting how he committed a crime and got away with it is kind of a new pathetisad.
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And then last year Dick confronted Lovitz at a restaurant, taking drinks off the table and saying he put the "Phil Hartman hex" on him and that he was going to die next.
Yikes.
That part particularly sounds a lot like Andy Dick being sarcastic and not accepting in any way Lovitz's interpretation of events rather than actually being crazy. But it's Andy Dick, so we'll never know.
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Yes committing assault for unfounded allegations, is completely awesome. I mean Andy Dick is less funny then John Lovitz but him touting how he committed a crime and got away with it is kind of a new pathetisad.
Hartman and Lovitz were best friends. If my friend was murdered and someone who was involved made jokes then I would have reacted the same way.
Yes committing assault for unfounded allegations, is completely awesome. I mean Andy Dick is less funny then John Lovitz but him touting how he committed a crime and got away with it is kind of a new pathetisad.
Hartman and Lovitz were best friends. If my friend was murdered and someone who was involved made jokes then I would have reacted the same way.
And you'd probably be arrested for assaulting someone, as you can't just attack someone because they made you angry (outside of fighting words states). Even if they were andy dick.
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Yes committing assault for unfounded allegations, is completely awesome. I mean Andy Dick is less funny then John Lovitz but him touting how he committed a crime and got away with it is kind of a new pathetisad.
Hartman and Lovitz were best friends. If my friend was murdered and someone who was involved made jokes then I would have reacted the same way.
And you'd probably be arrested for assaulting someone, as you can't just attack someone because they made you angry (outside of fighting words states). Even if they were andy dick.
This. It's not the fact that no one blames Lovitz for what he did, it's the fact that witnesses and cameras and the police don't blame Lovitz for what he did. Dick gave a cokehead cocaine. That's it. He's no more to blame for Harman's death than the guy that sold her the gun.
Also, thanks for clarifying Justin, I thought he did it again
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Yes committing assault for unfounded allegations, is completely awesome. I mean Andy Dick is less funny then John Lovitz but him touting how he committed a crime and got away with it is kind of a new pathetisad.
Hartman and Lovitz were best friends. If my friend was murdered and someone who was involved made jokes then I would have reacted the same way.
And you'd probably be arrested for assaulting someone, as you can't just attack someone because they made you angry (outside of fighting words states). Even if they were andy dick.
Pfft, like a jury would convict me. It's Andy Dick. The only reason it's not legal to hunt him is that it would be a bill of attainder.
Yes committing assault for unfounded allegations, is completely awesome. I mean Andy Dick is less funny then John Lovitz but him touting how he committed a crime and got away with it is kind of a new pathetisad.
Hartman and Lovitz were best friends. If my friend was murdered and someone who was involved made jokes then I would have reacted the same way.
And you'd probably be arrested for assaulting someone, as you can't just attack someone because they made you angry (outside of fighting words states). Even if they were andy dick.
ok i gave the interwebs dude directions on where to meet me tomorrow
i don't think he'll rape me but i'm lubing up my butt before heading out in the morning, to be safe
Can't rape the willing, the defense will use the fact you used lube against you. Stabler will throw a fit, but Cragan will calm him down and then munch will make a penis joke.
Fin.
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Isn't that a jaguar?
smashing a tiny man into a bar is not very impressive
and it doesn't make you funny
when suge knight held vanilla ice outside a window, that did not make him a great comedian
Yes, he's going to learn a rather painful lesson.
That's the second time Lovitz has punched dick or beaten him up. He's going to go to jail for it sooner or later
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wait
people watched The Critic?
That part particularly sounds a lot like Andy Dick being sarcastic and not accepting in any way Lovitz's interpretation of events rather than actually being crazy. But it's Andy Dick, so we'll never know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JsZbSzMi08
Hartman and Lovitz were best friends. If my friend was murdered and someone who was involved made jokes then I would have reacted the same way.
What the hell is he doing here? He doesn't belong here.
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And you'd probably be arrested for assaulting someone, as you can't just attack someone because they made you angry (outside of fighting words states). Even if they were andy dick.
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This. It's not the fact that no one blames Lovitz for what he did, it's the fact that witnesses and cameras and the police don't blame Lovitz for what he did. Dick gave a cokehead cocaine. That's it. He's no more to blame for Harman's death than the guy that sold her the gun.
Also, thanks for clarifying Justin, I thought he did it again
Pfft, like a jury would convict me. It's Andy Dick. The only reason it's not legal to hunt him is that it would be a bill of attainder.
Every day should be Punch Andy Dick Day.
i don't think he'll rape me but i'm lubing up my butt before heading out in the morning, to be safe
Andy Dick, preparing to replace Heath Ledger as the joker.
The evidence is against you on this one Preach.
Can't rape the willing, the defense will use the fact you used lube against you. Stabler will throw a fit, but Cragan will calm him down and then munch will make a penis joke.
Fin.
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